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Woman didn't notice man wore nothing but whipped cream

A woman in Iowa invited a couple into her home without realising the man was wearing nothing but whipped cream.

Terese Weber, 45, of Des Moines, complained to police after she finally noticed what the man was wearing to protect his modesty.

She told officers the couple came to her door and wanted to talk to her about giving an "exotic" party, reports the Des Moines Register.

After they were in the apartment, police said, Ms Weber noticed the man wore nothing but whipped cream.

"Yes, you read correctly," officers said in a report. "Whipped cream - all over his face and groin."

Weber excused herself and went to another room, police said. The couple left shortly afterwards.

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