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kaylacam 07-02-2003 09:34 AM

Ever been divorced?
 
Let's see how many here have been divorced and how many times...

Tanker 07-02-2003 09:38 AM

just once in may in fact

kaylacam 07-02-2003 09:41 AM

Twice for me...once after 5 years (and 3 trips to the ER) and once after 9 days and finding his stash of drugs...

goodgirl 07-02-2003 09:42 AM

haven't been there yet. But only been married 14 years...so there is still time.

RRRED 07-02-2003 09:42 AM

I'm STILL trying to GET a divorce... it's taken 23 months and counting

:BangBang:

TDF 07-02-2003 09:43 AM

let me finish pimpin first...im not ready to retire my jersey

goodgirl 07-02-2003 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
I'm STILL trying to GET a divorce... it's taken 23 months and counting

:BangBang:

Damn that has to suck.

dantheman 07-02-2003 09:51 AM

couple of times, prolly though with the marriage thing now, just wanta lay around a island with my sweety and drink coronas. When it's time to move on we go our ways :)

:glugglug

EvilToyBoy 07-02-2003 09:54 AM

I am ALWAYS on the look out for my next ex-wife

:glugglug

Rick Latona 07-02-2003 09:57 AM

I try to get married every 5 years. I'm looking for my third now.

Calvinguy 07-02-2003 09:58 AM

That poll need a 'no' option

Honeyslut 07-02-2003 10:00 AM

first marriage and 17 years :)

thatdykeliz 07-02-2003 10:04 AM

Married my h.s. boyfriend when I was 18 -- just because I was a complete dumbass, not pregnant, just stupid -- and got divorced four years later. Had an almost-two-year-old daughter by then.

farbie 07-02-2003 10:08 AM

Damn, I'm the only one more than 2 times.

Just a slow learner.

4

farbie

Easton 07-02-2003 10:10 AM

i'm never getting married

there's no point in me doing so, it's much more fun this way

Spunky 07-02-2003 10:12 AM

Best way to save all the bullshit,is to never get married in the first place.:glugglug

Sly_RJ 07-02-2003 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut
first marriage and 17 years :)
Congratulations. :thumbsup

My grandparents just celebrated their 50th.

Sarah_Jayne 07-02-2003 10:31 AM

6 1/2 years into my first and hopefully only marriage. Going through some bumpy times at the moment but considering we went 6 years without a real argument I guess we were due. I'm sure we will see it to the otherside.

liquidmoe 07-02-2003 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
6 1/2 years into my first and hopefully only marriage. Going through some bumpy times at the moment but considering we went 6 years without a real argument I guess we were due. I'm sure we will see it to the otherside.
6 years and no real arguments, did you live in separate states or something?

Buff 07-02-2003 10:54 AM

Have never and will never get married.

BVF 07-02-2003 10:56 AM

It's been over a year and thousands of dollars later and I STILL can't get rid of my wife yet...I'll probably have to wait until October....

The bitch just won't leave!!

Sarah_Jayne 07-02-2003 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by liquidmoe
6 years and no real arguments, did you live in separate states or something?
actually we are with each other more or less 24/7. He is disabled and I started in porn so I could stay home and look after him. We sitt about 200ft apart most of the day.

kmanrox 07-02-2003 11:41 AM

once for me, i dont get it... im very articulate, caring and charming, i just don't get it ;)

AcidMax 07-02-2003 11:42 AM

Divorced once after 7 years.

After the divorce I met my current wife. We dated/lived together for 4 years or so before getting married on xmas eve last year. This ones a keeper :)

Raven 07-02-2003 11:47 AM

Twice.

Now I'm married to my third...Tev from Erotica Cash...

8 years in July. :)

BVF 07-02-2003 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc


actually we are with each other more or less 24/7. He is disabled and I started in porn so I could stay home and look after him. We sitt about 200ft apart most of the day.

why can't I find a woman like this instead of the bitch that I married?

kmanrox 07-02-2003 11:48 AM

what i wanna know is... how after you fuck it up once, would you not have learned your lesson and gotten married a second time?

Sly_RJ 07-02-2003 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
what i wanna know is... how after you fuck it up once, would you not have learned your lesson and gotten married a second time?
:winkwink:

SleazyDream 07-02-2003 11:52 AM

are you saying kayla that your first husband beat you and your second was a drug addict?

outch.

you deserve a lot better than that. a LOT better

escorpio 07-02-2003 12:08 PM

Divorced once.
I will NEVER marry again.
Lesson learned.

Micah - Drizunk 07-02-2003 12:10 PM

i always run out on my babys momma. I aint givin em no papers an sheeit. lol :thumbsup

PersianKitty 07-02-2003 12:17 PM

Twice for me.. never again.. from now on it's friends with fringe benefits.

My parents' 43rd anniversary was yesterday.

Amputate Your Head 07-02-2003 12:18 PM

twice. Lesson learned. Never again.

goodgirl 07-02-2003 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
twice. Lesson learned. Never again.


Hell I'm on marriage one, and I already know that if I got a divorce ever, there wouldn't be a marraige 2.

:1orglaugh

Webby 07-02-2003 12:53 PM

Once for 30 years.... and hesitant at the prospect of another! :1orglaugh

baddog 07-02-2003 01:13 PM

divorce is such an ugly word . . . . I prefer, chopped up the bodies and scattered the pieces throughout the desert

Ironhorse 07-02-2003 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
i'm never getting married

there's no point in me doing so, it's much more fun this way

How would you know if you've never been married?

But seriously, don't knock having sex for years with the same loving woman. The orgasm can be earth-shattering.

Ironhorse 07-02-2003 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
6 1/2 years into my first and hopefully only marriage. Going through some bumpy times at the moment but considering we went 6 years without a real argument I guess we were due. I'm sure we will see it to the otherside.
Oops! The seven year itch :winkwink:

baddog 07-02-2003 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse



But seriously, don't knock having sex for years with the same loving woman. The orgasm can be earth-shattering.

sounds like the wife must be reading over your shoulder :1orglaugh

RRRED 07-02-2003 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Twice for me.. never again.. from now on it's friends with fringe benefits.

My parents' 43rd anniversary was yesterday.

Did you finally get that lazy bastard paid off yet? eeeesh

Oh BTW, I finally remembered to buy bisquik. Do you still have that chicken and dumplings crock pot recipe?

SlowlyHoney 07-02-2003 01:40 PM

1st Marriage, 6 years, and 2 kids... still happy here! :thumbsup

CDSmith 07-02-2003 01:42 PM

Yeah, where's the "No, never been married" option?

Sarah_Jayne 07-02-2003 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF


why can't I find a woman like this instead of the bitch that I married?

well, I am far from perfect..way far. I just love him.

Sarah_Jayne 07-02-2003 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse


Oops! The seven year itch :winkwink:

no, I just fucked up. Hard to explain because we don't have a traditional setup but basiclly I fucked up. Luckily, he loves me enough that we are getting through it and getting to year 8 ;) Okay, I am all mushy now..gonna go get a hug.

PattyeCake* 07-02-2003 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Twice for me.. never again.. from now on it's friends with fringe benefits.

My parents' 43rd anniversary was yesterday.


I'm with PK.... Twice for me... NEVER AGAIN...
I really like that friends with fringe idea!!:thumbsup

PattyeCake* 07-02-2003 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
I'm STILL trying to GET a divorce... it's taken 23 months and counting

:BangBang:

RRRed, Honey, everyone would be better off if you just shot that lazy bastard.... he's a waste of good air :winkwink:

Raven 07-02-2003 01:50 PM

I never thought I'd get married, let alone get divorced twice.

Each time, I thought there was something wrong with me...so, after the second one, I was going to the Mountains, never touch another human being again.

Then, I met Tev.

8 years married on the 15th of July. I now realise it wasn't me. It wasn't them. It just wasn't a great match on either side. A true learning experience....

I never thought marriage could be this GOOD...:)

cold_ice 07-02-2003 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaylacam
once after 9 days and finding his stash of drugs...
So what happen he wouldn't share:(

Kanoealoha 07-02-2003 01:53 PM

I'll give marriage a second shot...

But if it turns out like the last one...
Not again :glugglug

XxXotic 07-02-2003 01:55 PM

havent even been married


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