i'm going to poke out your eyeball and make love to your skull
 

:glugglug

Only if I get to do the same to you next.

i'm in, where do i sign up?

as long as i'm first.

Nice, I've always wanted that to be done to me! I don't care if I'm first or not tho! :thumbsup

Better yet...simultaneous?

Whats that phrase, a fuck in the eye for a fuck in the eye leaves the whole world blind?

I just got skull fucked on *********.com

that'd be a hell of a teaser video.

i'm as happy as a little girl

man boobies:Graucho

we dance!

Safety dance, in a big country? cause you know girls just wanna have fun.

lol

:1orglaugh

Father McGreer buys an ice cold beer
And a short for Father Loyola
Father Joe's got the clap again
He's drinking Coca-Cola....

:glugglug

I'd eye fuck it

is that... THE AMISH POPE????

San Fran's latest Bishop?

And then?

Dieter :)

:)

...and then rip off your head and shit down your neck.

Want to touch my monkey?

chanting, house on fire, house on fire, put it out, put it out.

golden shower anyone.

RIP Phil:glugglug

If I was a dog
and you were a flower
I would pick up my leg
and give youa shower.

here you go quiet:

hold on..
we're experiencing technical difficulties.

arrest this guy now

lol yeah i noticed :)

here you go take 2:
http://www.internationalwdc.com/images/phil.wav

ALL - I´ll Get There

whatever happened to all my plans
all the fun i was supposed to have
where did i go wrong?
it passed me by

i let it slip away
by working all the time...
burning out my mind..
wasting precious life...

it's still summer somewhere
and i think i better go there
(anywhere but here)
this could be my last chance for me to change my life

it's still summer somewhere and i really need to go there
it's still summer somewhere.... and i'll get there

i let love walk out the door
cause i don't know how to have any fun
i pushed love out the door cause i'm never at ease with anyone

no screen no phone no fax
work will wait till i get back
i'm gone so long.... i'm never coming back..
never going back

it's still summer somewhere and i think i better go there (anywhere but here)
this could be my last chance for me to change my life
it's still summer somewhere.. and i really need to go there
it's still summer somewhere... and i'll get there...

it's gone for good... not only until next year
there will be no next year if i don't get out of here...

:glugglug

Liebe meine abst-monkey.

Safety dance, in a big country? cause you know girls just wanna have fun.

Hello, my name is Susan..


I am a whore.. I am a nun.. I am a whore.. i am a nun..

whore

nun

whore

nun

whore
nun
whore
nun
whorenun..

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I missed.