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mofo321 06-30-2003 06:53 PM

HOW to last longer in bed?
 
I have a normal size dick, and everything is ok about me, but i can not last too long because it is too sensitive!!

what should i do?

except 2 litres of tequilla!

thanks

:(

xxweekxx 06-30-2003 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mofo321
I have a normal size dick, and everything is ok about me, but i can not last too long because it is too sensitive!!

what should i do?

except 2 litres of tequilla!

thanks

:(

Hide dildo in your pocket and turn all lights off. When you are about to cum, Gently pull out your dick and then fuck her with the dildo for another minute..

Basically hump her while holding your dick in one hand and holding the dildo in another.. that way she'll think you are fucking her with your dick while you are not!

It should work.

Juicy D. Links 06-30-2003 06:56 PM

:1orglaugh

Spunky 06-30-2003 06:57 PM

Put on a thick rubber

nosey 06-30-2003 06:58 PM

think about other stuff

use the force :2 cents:

dav555add 06-30-2003 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mofo321
I have a normal size dick, and everything is ok about me, but i can not last too long because it is too sensitive!!

what should i do?

except 2 litres of tequilla!

thanks

:(

:1orglaugh

KidCock 06-30-2003 06:59 PM

Cum a few times before (re: masturbate)

However then she'll think you can't produce when you cum which could be another problem..thus a better solution is to masturbate a helluva lot each day, practice makes perfect !

Remember , it's all in your "head" ;>

Nina 06-30-2003 07:01 PM

Aren't you supposed to think of gross things, like dead puppies or old ladies or something?

Luckily girls don't have this problem.... we can just go and go and go.

Overscore 06-30-2003 07:03 PM

Buy some gay content and hang it on your headboard or ceiling.

KidCock 06-30-2003 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina
Aren't you supposed to think of gross things, like dead puppies or old ladies or something?

Luckily girls don't have this problem.... we can just go and go and go.

It's supposed to be fun, not work (well atleast when you're doing it for free) ;p

mofo321 06-30-2003 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Overscore
Buy some gay content and hang it on your headboard or ceiling.
:1orglaugh

maxjohan 06-30-2003 07:04 PM

thats a good one..:1orglaugh

Another thing you can do is put on a strap-on and then you just use that every time..
:2 cents:


TIP, play in the dark.

digifan 06-30-2003 07:06 PM

:thumbsup

mofo321 06-30-2003 07:07 PM

:(

AM Jeff 06-30-2003 07:09 PM

Beat your penis with either a ruler or a hammer.
That'll do the trick.
:thumbsup

pheal 06-30-2003 07:10 PM

Forget about it. Sign up for my website and masturbate at home. :Graucho

Pipecrew 06-30-2003 07:14 PM

Try to convert Miles Into Km, if that is too easy, figure out distances and minutes as well.....


I am approximately 27km away and I am doing 110mph how long before etc....


You can go hours haha

asuna 06-30-2003 07:14 PM

thick condoms

detoxed 06-30-2003 07:18 PM

just wearing a normal condom makes me last about 1000% longer.

TheSaint 06-30-2003 07:26 PM

Get fucking old like me. Then you can go can basically go on forever. When I was 18 I could fuck for about 60 seconds, now I could probably even give Britney Spears a good 45 minutes up the ass before splashing, nice....

Slick 06-30-2003 07:27 PM

Yeah, I've heard the stories about using either a thick condom or if you don't have one of them around, try to put on 2 of them :)

IntenseCash 06-30-2003 07:30 PM

my problem is I usually go too long and she wants to go to bed... I have never had sex without a condom though... I think if I didnt have one on I would not have a problem... but I think I would rather have max protection against pregnancy.


oh what to do, what to do...

mastamindz 06-30-2003 07:33 PM

Why do you want to last longer. Just bust a nut, roll over and go to sleep.

Slick 06-30-2003 07:53 PM

I've been with my wifey for 13 years, we met when we were both 16. We have 3 kids and now her tubes are tied, so I can enjoy unprotected sex and cum in her any time I want. The only problem is getting it, ha ha ha. When you're married and have 3 kids, it's not an easy task, he heh e.

MandyD 06-30-2003 07:54 PM

If you just want to keep your erection longer, rub some cinnamon oil on the base of your shaft and on your balls, that will keep you up for 3-4 hours ;)

mofo321 06-30-2003 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MandyD
If you just want to keep your erection longer, rub some cinnamon oil on the base of your shaft and on your balls, that will keep you up for 3-4 hours ;)
:eek7

alm4n 06-30-2003 07:59 PM

mmmmmmm cinnamon :Graucho

Peter Romero 06-30-2003 08:00 PM

get better pillows...

KRL 06-30-2003 08:17 PM

If you can last, just call in a stunt man to finish the scene.

http://www.realdoll.com/Maledoll/md08.jpg

MandyD 06-30-2003 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mofo321
:eek7
It works - trust me!! :Graucho

arial 06-30-2003 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
If you can last, just call in a stunt man to finish the scene.

http://www.realdoll.com/Maledoll/md08.jpg

:1orglaugh

mofo321 06-30-2003 08:39 PM

my gf is pissed because i cum too fast :(

cashdump 06-30-2003 08:40 PM

Get a boyfriend!

tranza 06-30-2003 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cashdump
Get a boyfriend!
Only if he became the bitch.... Otherwise the bf would be pissed at him.....

mofo321 06-30-2003 08:45 PM

:1orglaugh

mofo321 06-30-2003 08:46 PM

thanks for the support:(

JDog 06-30-2003 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxweekxx


Hide dildo in your pocket and turn all lights off. When you are about to cum, Gently pull out your dick and then fuck her with the dildo for another minute..

Basically hump her while holding your dick in one hand and holding the dildo in another.. that way she'll think you are fucking her with your dick while you are not!

It should work.

:1orglaugh Don't forget make it a passion skin one, so it feels real! Not the plastic one, other wise she might find out!

jDoG

chodadog 06-30-2003 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slick
Yeah, I've heard the stories about using either a thick condom or if you don't have one of them around, try to put on 2 of them :)
Kind of defeats the purpose of wearing a condom when they tear, eh? When you wear two condoms, they break very easily. Hello daddy.

Kimmykim 06-30-2003 09:14 PM

Can you not do it again after the first time? Geez. ;)

smack 06-30-2003 09:22 PM

get those trojan condoms with the climax control lubricant, it's like fucking a block of rubber.

Krusty 06-30-2003 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Overscore
Buy some gay content and hang it on your headboard or ceiling.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh that'd work

... think of the work you need to do after you're finished - i've heard that works haha

Napolean 06-30-2003 09:28 PM

seriously, some of them trojans will make you last soo much longer.

Trojan Shared Sensation = highly recommended by Nappy :thumbsup

Krusty 06-30-2003 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MandyD
If you just want to keep your erection longer, rub some cinnamon oil on the base of your shaft and on your balls, that will keep you up for 3-4 hours ;)
Mmmmmm.. tasty cinnamon.. like a doNUT hahhaa

probably be good for her too - like those flavored condoms that you can get - gives a good taste ;-)

StupidNewbie 06-30-2003 09:32 PM

decomposing corpses
electronics manuals
social security reform
or I try to remember something funny that happened as a kid, but try not to laugh out loud - women turn into uppity little girls when you laugh at them in bed.

madps 06-30-2003 09:33 PM

Read my FAQ:

Q: How do you please a woman in bed?....

A: Who cares.


Q: How do you bring a woman to orgasm?

A: Who cares.


Q: How can I last longer?

A: Who cares.

StupidNewbie 06-30-2003 09:33 PM

the room's wallpaper*

StupidNewbie 06-30-2003 09:34 PM

drinking a decent amount of water throughout the day

BradShaw 06-30-2003 09:35 PM

Think of your ex. ugly gf

StupidNewbie 06-30-2003 09:36 PM

and for my 600th post...

I Masturbate All Day Long

jennycards 06-30-2003 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
just wearing a normal condom makes me last about 1000% longer.
Same here ... condoms also have their advantages.


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