| RedShoe |
06-30-2003 03:16 AM |
Quote:
Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I got this email.. what the fuck is that?
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It says "An American, a Russian, and a Pollack are all traveling through the desert together, and they can each take one item. The Russian and the Pollack ask the American what he is taking.
The American says, "A bucket of water."
The Russian and the Pollack ask the American what for?
The American replies, "To drink and wash off with."
The Pollack and Russian like this idea.
The American asks the Russian what he is taking.
The Russian replies, "A blanket to walk on during the day so we don't burn our feet, and to cover up with at night.
The American and the Pollack like this idea. So the Russian and American ask the Pollack what he plans on bringing.
The Pollack replies, "A car door."
The Russian and American look at each other, turn back to the Pollack and ask, "Why?"
Pollack says, "So when it gets hot, we can roll the window down!" |
