Party at my place for the 4th
 

for anyone that feels like comin'.... the grill will be hot..... the drinks will be flowin'.... plenty of beach.... plenty of sun..... plenty of ocean fun. :glugglug

if i wasn't 14 million miles away, i'd bring the keg.

ass :)

I'll meet you there

Naked women doing the hula?:glugglug

also three huge pro fireworks displays right here in Wailea.... Outrigger, Grand Wailea, and I think Maui Prince.... or maybe it's Kea Lani....

and plenty of room for passing out..... :)

that can be arranged.... :)

for those that can actually afford a plane ticket and wanna come, please RSVP here in this thread so we can get an idea bar requirements

Can you guarantee I will get my balls massage and also that the natives wont attack me cause I am a guido and hold me captive?

100% dude :)

Bro,

For some reason I had envisioned that everyday was like that at the House of AMP...:)

I am gonna capture lil2rich put him in a crate with some water and cheetos and fed ex him to you.

it is.... I'm just opening it up for the first time to you guys... come have some fun dude.... :winkwink:

4th of July is special to me in many ways..... this is the first time I feel like sharing.... and the only time I'd ever offer to bash at my own personal place....

and I guarantee,..... it'll be unforgettable. :)

One of these days man, one of these days...

Thanks!:thumbsup

I'd fucking love to, but i'm stuck here in Vegas scratching my balls. Maybe next time :glugglug

can u pay for my airplane, hotel, hooker etc...?

ummm, no. If you wanna party, buy a ticket. I'm providing everything else. What the fuck you want? A free ride?

fukeneh, whats a good airline?

Aloha outta Oakland direct here... .best flight

I can afford the plane ticket and I wanna come.

I reserved my main guest room for you bro...... it's your call.

Let me review my schedule, juggle some shit, and check into available flights.

whats a good hotel not to far away?

there's cheap stuff across the street, small but nice... or there's full blown right down the street.... Grand Wailea, Outrigger Marriot.... there's plenty of places...

Who the hell needs a hotel?

Oh wait...You do. My bad. :1orglaugh

Airfare: $568.54

Pretty fucking good for short notice. I'm sold.

Now I gotta try to free up my appointments and other commitments.

I will keep you posted bro.

word.... the room is yours if you want it. But plan on at least 4 days, cuz I'm gonna wear you out... :)

Ild stay at amp;s but i never met him before and dont want to impede, but damn do i need a vacation.

Aaron,.... dude, you better lose that fear of the ocean man... cuz you're gonna be all up in the ocean bro...

What that means is lots of bum sex in return for free lodging.

I'd be there if this was August 4th.

aaron only goes till it gives him shrinkage, thats his real fear.

the fact that the 2 inchs might shrink to 1 and never come back.

i could use one too.

south america looks fuckin awesome. find some ladies, and SNOWBOARD. :)

the second room has your name on it.... (I, of course, could not say that up front.... ) but if you wanna fly in... it's yours bro.


in fact, I'll run the airport shuttles.... I'll pick you guys up... (Aaron and Quiet)...

just remember, this is a 4th of July open only... my shit is totally off fucking limits the rest of the year. Right now, everyone is welcome. (I got a special place in my heart for the 4th)

holy fudgepacker batman!

ill bring the video camera amp :)

fuck aaron and quite, how come i dont get a ride or a room.?? wtf?

I got two rooms. Everyone else get's living room or deck space.


Aaron & Quiet got first dibs. (they always have... whether they know it or not.... board stuff is, well... board stuff.... nevermind)

The fact that you actually have to ask this is reason enough.


AMP...Looking at July 2nd through the 7th...And I have no fear of the Ocean. Respect is not fear.

we'll have at least one powerboat and a couple jetski's..... plenty of surf, sun, and sand... bring your cams... naked bitches if you want... food and drinks are covered. :)

Come on... it's Maui for fuck's sake. :Graucho

:glugglug Looks like a good time

I told you... I'll come, pay all my expenses, bring some ho's, wear a dress, bring you $500 and you can spank me live on GFY if you redesign my tour page so it convers better. What... do you want a thousand? Then respond & tell me I'm a cheapo!

sounds like it's going to be The 4th of July Party!
:glugglug
and i'm going to miss it offcourse

:(

I just got a truckload of tiki torches....


I'm ready man. :)

Yeah but will you have any beef jerky left?

you'll hafta show up to find out.... if you can handle it. :)

:( Airline tickets from here are 2,000 USD.
Happy 4th and I hope you have a great party!

my woman just took off,.... you do tha math. :)

bummer... I was gonna bring sum bitches... guess we'll have to go to Max's & Grimshaw's instead.

FYI... whoever comes after Quiet and Aaron M will be sleeping with the pedes and Gekkos in the living room.

I will have to see you when you come to the East Coast Amp. Between the little house visitors and the sharks and Man-O-War's Hawaii is off limits.


Sheeet, I still have nightmares from Peter Brady's last visit to Hawaii.
http://www.cox-internet.com/stuckint...HTPINUP_TN.JPG Minus http://tiki-lounge.com/images/tikigod.gif Equals http://www.puppetjungle.com/images/tarant~1.gif

I'll be there.