I have the fucking hiccups
 

Damn! Make it stop!

drink a fifth of brandy in one shot..... guaranteed your hiccups will be the least of your worries 30 seconds later.

paper garbage bag over your head.... works every time.

(one way or another) :glugglug

get away from me you bastard, you gave them to me!

Good thing I don't have SARS:1orglaugh

fuckwit, see if you ever stay at my house again lol

I'm kicking Gary off the couch so I can pass out! :drinkup

NObody kicks Gary off the couch.

Good thing you have two couches.

make what stop ?

the big one is called a sectional.

i had them yesterday, but managed to shake them

the sedctionals?

I shook the sectionals and found .86 cents

Pull your tongue as hard as you can a few times for a few secs.
No joke, it works for me!

I had the godamm hiccups for an entire day recently, It was making me mental.

I figured out that you have wait til you hiccup, then hold your breath as long as you possibly can. that usually helps.

I get the hiccups when I drink too much alchohol......


Yo Zebra, can you shoot me my new password on icq..........

Thanx bro...........:winkwink:

I'll give you $100.00 if you can hiccup one more time!!!!!

Eat a big gob of peanut butter, like a table spoon or something. It stops them instantly :thumbsup

Hold your breath and take a ton of tiny sips of water, one after the other, quickly..... works every single time for me.