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Darren 06-24-2003 03:10 PM

(competition) $850 in prizes!
 
Prize 1 = $200 + 2 bottles of www.volumepills.com
Prize 2 = $100 + 2 bottles of www.volumepills.com
Prize 3 = 4 bottles of www.prosolutionpills.com + 1 VP

Simple competition! :) These pills WILL help you produce 500% more sperm when you ejaculate, free delivery etc on this prize..

All you have to do is check out www.mensniche.com signup and then post your Affiliate ID (a link to the advert on ur site would be good but optional! ).

So you get chance at prize + you make money from your site... :)

www.volumepills.com

Average sale 4-5 bottles = commision $80-$100.

E-mail advertising : 1:65 , Member Section : 1:50 or below and all usual ratios.. U will not believe unless u try so give us a go!


PRIZE INFO:

All the names put into program and top 3 randomly picked, you will then have to contact me to receive prizes.

Darren ICQ 46335817

Compo ends in 24 hours time from post of this thread.

Amputate Your Head 06-24-2003 03:10 PM

spam

stevecore 06-24-2003 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
spam
spam can be fun!
http://maxhardcore.com/steve/spam.jpg

russian_agent_69 06-24-2003 03:12 PM

Useless snake oil.

Darren 06-24-2003 03:12 PM

lol brilliant response so far


and yet again they are not snake oil, it works..

archer 06-24-2003 03:13 PM

These pills WILL help you produce 500% more sperm when you ejaculate

what about the poor sods who've had a vasectomy and are sperm free?

rank discrimination, i say!

aztecvision 06-24-2003 03:15 PM

Do you have anything that will reduce the load?? I almost drowned the last bitch that blew me..

russian_agent_69 06-24-2003 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darren
lol brilliant response so far


and yet again they are not snake oil, it works..

Bullshit. Do you have any medical or clinical evidence to support these outlandish claims?

Darren 06-24-2003 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by archer
These pills WILL help you produce 500% more sperm when you ejaculate

what about the poor sods who've had a vasectomy and are sperm free?

rank discrimination, i say!


sorry should say 500% more sperm & semen.

People with vasectomy can use them :)

juice 06-24-2003 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by archer
These pills WILL help you produce 500% more sperm when you ejaculate

what about the poor sods who've had a vasectomy and are sperm free?

rank discrimination, i say!

These pills WILL help you produce 500% more sperm when you ejaculate

what about the poor girl on the other end!?? :xomunch

4Pics 06-24-2003 03:17 PM

So your chances of getting her preggo are 500% greater, this should be given by doctors for couples who need help?

nuvolenji 06-24-2003 03:18 PM

:thumbsup
ID: 100625

Darren 06-24-2003 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by russian_agent_69


Bullshit. Do you have any medical or clinical evidence to support these outlandish claims?

yawn this was meant to be a competition thread but here we go...

Obviously there are all the herbs which have resaerch done on them that shows herbs can increase your sperm/semen amount.

http://www.hsrmagazine.com/articles/111special.html

http://www.lef.org/newsarchive/nutri...170405351.html

www.volumepills.com/ingredients.html

http://www.arginmaxforher.com/sexual11.htm

VideoVoyeur 06-24-2003 03:18 PM

Bah you can do that for free, its called eating brocoli.

Brocoli has a vitamin in it found ONLY in brocoli that can raise a mans semen quantity.

AND THAT my friends is scientificaly proven.

However, the pill method is not. Youd have to eat about 500 pills to equal 1 stalk of brocoli.

Penis pills are all the same man, just different names, most have the same ingredients.


Kinda like Spanish fly, it sold well in the 60s, then people wisened up.

Darren 06-24-2003 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 4Pics
So your chances of getting her preggo are 500% greater, this should be given by doctors for couples who need help?
yes we are working on DR version of the site :)

Darren 06-24-2003 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VideoVoyeur
Bah you can do that for free, its called eating brocoli.

Brocoli has a vitamin in it found ONLY in brocoli that can raise a mans semen quantity.

AND THAT my friends is scientificaly proven.

However, the brocoli method is not. Youd have to eat about 500 pills to equal 1 stalk of brocoli.

Penis pills are all the same man, just different names, most have the same ingredients.


Kinda like Spanish fly, it sold well in the 60s, then people wisened up.

YEs u probably can do it fro free by changing the diet etc...

but people can get PORN for free but also pay for it ;)

This shit sells :) now signup and try it...

I see one entry so far.. "ID: 100625"

Pipecrew 06-24-2003 03:20 PM

What good is 500% more load? just more to clean up :1orglaugh

Zayne E. 06-24-2003 03:21 PM

The Amino Acid L-Arginine will increase ejaculate volume...and it's a fuck-a-lot cheaper than $65 a bottle

:2 cents:

cherrylula 06-24-2003 03:22 PM

hell yeah just what i need

easyfun 06-24-2003 03:24 PM

These pills help you produce 500% more SPAM

chshkt 06-24-2003 03:24 PM

huh
not bad

Darren 06-24-2003 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zayne E.
The Amino Acid L-Arginine will increase ejaculate volume...and it's a fuck-a-lot cheaper than $65 a bottle

:2 cents:


are we missing the point here? I could sell it at $10 a bottle but as a webmaster i want profit and u to make good profit... eg we sell at a price it can be sold at with good conversions....

Zayne E. 06-24-2003 03:29 PM

hey chshkt...your banner would look a helluva lot better and be a smaller file if you save it as a .gif instead of a .jpg

:2 cents: :thumbsup

easyfun 06-24-2003 03:32 PM

Fact - If someone is producing less than the norm (50million) They are usually producing deformed and dead sperm which increases the chances of producing retarded or deformed children.

Rumanian scientist produced medicines that could increase the sperm production in the male body - Sadly the resuls show A higher % of deformed, retarded children in that country -

But the scientist got rich - Now that IS important, isn't Darren.

sextoyking 06-24-2003 03:36 PM

Darren,

Sounds like a good contest there.

I know your Volume Pills convert like gangbusters, and your webmasters are very happy with there sales :)

Darren 06-24-2003 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by easyfun
Fact - If someone is producing less than the norm (50million) They are usually producing deformed and dead sperm which increases the chances of producing retarded or deformed children.

Rumanian scientist produced medicines that could increase the sperm production in the male body - Sadly the resuls show A higher % of deformed, retarded children in that country -

But the scientist got rich - Now that IS important, isn't Darren.

ok this as turned into a thread on proving VP works... strange... read the links i posted above...

doctors tell patients to take herbs like this to increase sperm/semen!

Rui 06-24-2003 03:43 PM

can't belive...a thread on GFY with arguments instead pissing matches :thumbsup

easyfun 06-24-2003 04:05 PM

What I am saying is this - If you are producing crap sperm - Why would it make sence to produce more of it?

Finding a cure for the problem would be a better answer.

Dragonsxxx 06-24-2003 04:09 PM

Peoble who use your program are the same peoble who will sell shit for money......

why scam peoble, it will just make more not use money on the internet...

my :2 cents:

LukieD 06-24-2003 04:14 PM

ID: 100627

:)

Undutchable 06-24-2003 04:25 PM

If it is proven that these pills will screw up your sperm, then it's unethical to sell or promote them in my opinion... But so far, most reactions seem to suggest that these pills solve a problem (of not creating enough sperm). I don't think the customers that buy this product have a problem at all. I think they are just intrigued by the idea of shooting a shitload of sperm, perhaps multiple times in one night.

Have you ever gone a week without ejaculation? Most men have, and they (as well as their partners - many women REALLY love the feeling of hot sperm running into their pussies) probably are interested in duplicating that effect without having to wait ages for the sperm production to build up.

If there's some real evidence that this stuff is dangerous, then post it, otherwise stop ruining this good man's contest.

Ohyeah, and of course they could eat brocolli, but not everyone is as smart to know that or as crazy about brocolli to be eating a shitload of it everyday.

DamageX 06-24-2003 04:32 PM

Oh well, here it goes Darren: ID 100630. :thumbsup

Nice rant Undutchable. :winkwink:

cool1 06-24-2003 04:35 PM

Ok I'm in

ID: 100629

archer 06-24-2003 04:44 PM

heheh...there certainly is a difference between sperm and ejaculate aka cum.

the last thing most guys would want i think would be more sperm... the most risk of getting a girl pregnant.


and, speaking as an expert:Graucho , why does any guy need more cum?

hehehe if you want a bigger load...don't jack off for a couple of days!

Darren 06-24-2003 04:52 PM

thank god some common sense and also entries!

if u take alook at www.volumepills.com which is aimed at the recreational use of increasing semen/sperm then u will wonder what ll the fuss is about here!

GFED 06-24-2003 05:06 PM

id:100628
site:http://www.topsitelists.com/adult/GFED/

ThePornGuy 06-24-2003 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darren

These pills WILL help you produce 500% more sperm when you ejaculate, free delivery etc on this prize..
Thats a load of crap.

ldinternet 06-24-2003 05:26 PM

Whoever the fuck is spamming my inbox with volume pills and refusing to honor the removal requests, I'd love to meet you, you piece of newb shit.

maxjohan 06-24-2003 05:30 PM

100301

:thumbsup

P.S. Thats my id.


:glugglug

ronbotx 06-24-2003 05:30 PM

Apparently his penis pill scam is fading, so he needs a another new and totally worthless product to replace it.

:tongue: :Kissmy :Kissmy :tongue:

Darren 06-24-2003 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
Whoever the fuck is spamming my inbox with volume pills and refusing to honor the removal requests, I'd love to meet you, you piece of newb shit.

u seriously being spammed dude? ICQ me 46335817 tell me exactly who by etcand lets get the fucker cancelled.

Rictor 06-24-2003 05:40 PM

Okay, sure, why not?

ID: 100631

asuna 06-24-2003 05:42 PM

hmm just go buy a bucket of weight gain stuff, it'll make you cum alot too

Darren 06-25-2003 01:05 AM

thats all the entries? that sucks

DamageX 06-25-2003 02:10 AM

Don't sweat it Darren, 13 more hours to go. Hope you get your money's worth. :)

BUMP!

MetaMan 06-25-2003 02:12 AM

what would happen if i sniffed the pills?

BruceM 06-25-2003 02:19 AM

Hey Darren,

id:100557

So far the odds of getting a prize are pretty good! :)

BruceM 06-25-2003 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
what would happen if i sniffed the pills?
That's easy - you'd increase your snot by 500% :glugglug

cortezzz 06-25-2003 02:28 AM

What the hell iz that! I dont want to eat pills!! :ak47:

Darren 06-25-2003 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cortezzz
What the hell iz that! I dont want to eat pills!! :ak47:
well fuck off from the thread then.. u can always get the $$


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