Is there such a thing as bad sex?
 

I'm thegoofy poll/question guy the last few days. Must be something I ate.

So what do ya think? Personally I have had sex that was either:
a) so disappointing or,
b) left me feeling so guilty

that I would call it "bad."

Definitely

absofuckinglutely

oh yeah

my GF yearns to shoot her load on my chest every time we have sex.... last time i checked that's pretty low on the totem pole of sex fun...

Looks like the answer at the moment is a resounding 'yes'

Sex is like theatre

there are no bad scripts - just bad actors :1orglaugh

NOPE :thumbsup

There speaks a man not getting enough. :1orglaugh

hehe nice

(( I can't believe no one said this.....))

No, there is no such thing as bad sex. Even when it's bad, it's still good.

yes sex could be bad..

:glugglug

Fucking rights there is!! Does bad sex count when it happens before they even unzip LOL? That is just one bad experience LOL

There certainly is such a thing.....

Yes, there is but luckily I haven't had any bad sex in a long time...:thumbsup

you havent had any in a long time so fucking what..

I am sorry that you are sexualy frustrated....:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You want me to hook you up with some clam?

I remember a few years ago.
I picked this chick up in a bar. Good looking and all.

Went back to her house and she was wild as hell in bed.
Like a fucking machine.
BUT, when she gave head. She's stroked so damn hard. Felt like she was trying to rip my cock off me.
I kept trying to get her to slow down, only to get her excited and she was back to yanking the fucker hard.

After 3-4 hours of fucking. and trying to nut.
I gave up.
She hurt the lil guy so much. He didn't wanna spit.

Needless to say.
After that night.
I was so sore from her fucking yankin my shit too hard.
The most incredible woman in the world coulda came up to me and asked me to bang her.
I woulda turned her down.

I completely lost ALL interest in sex for a week.

And thats,...back when I was 21.
:helpme

That is so funny!



:winkwink:

And that friends, is the best answer I've seen to this poll. =] This man should win a prize.

Well Thanks...

But I don't want my prize if its with that one chick.
Unless she has perfect the art of giving head..lol
:glugglug

hell yeah ....

trannies :321GFY

HOw about a free Flash banner? ;>

alm4n's mom. Talk about bad sex!

I'm sure for women there is a such thing as "bad" sex...

but for most hetero guys i know..

there is no such thing as "bad" sex.. Just "better":Graucho

YES.

Yes. Perhaps it's a better bet just to go it alone and avoid disappointment. :winkwink:

well Mark.
If ya wanna make one for Alt Masters...your welcome.

I do all of my own design stuff.
But, if ya make one.
I'll give ya the exposure.

link it to www.altmasters.com

That's what I was thinking. The worst I ever head was still pretty good.

Its like that old joke.


What do you call a bad blow job?




Fantastic :)

:thumbsup

-AC Tracey

Feel bad for you guys that said "no"...

Poor little one minute men.

:1orglaugh

Nope....

Sex is like Pizza....
Even when its bad....its still pretty damn good.

Oh there is bad sex, one hopes not to get stuck with it regularly...

Is this from experiencew KK???

Besides...I can't imagine any sex from you, as being bad.:glugglug

I'll be workin' on the new one for LL tonight so I'll do yours too. =]

I used to have bad sex all the time. Only when I have sex with someone else though (a man). So now I just have sex by myself and my sex life is wonderful!:)

lol For women, yes, there is, unfortunately, bad sex.

:oþ

Come...I won't tell.
:Graucho

You bet your ass there is bad sex!

As a woman...you look at the clock and it says 8:43pm...and when its over you look at the clock and it says 8:43pm...

Need I say more?

And of course there are chicks that are bad @ it too

of course there's bad sex...not that i've ever let it stop me!

Here ya go buddy:

http://www.lumyr.com/liveclientzone/altmasters/

I'll dig your email out of your profile if it's there and bug ya there too. =]

The only bad sex is no sex...

THAT WAS OUR LITTLE SECRET!!! :321GFY

Answer: yes, but even bad sex is better than no sex at all.

I once heard a saying from a wise old man:

<i>A good wank is better than a bad shag.</i>

you need to find one without a dick

yes ... when you lay there afterwards thinking: "i should have just beat off and been done with it" ...

yes bad sex exists :(

Not when you're very self-reliant.