Jesus Joke
 

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge.
They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up the screen.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.
Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.
Satan is astonished. He stutters, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"
God chuckles...





























"Jesus saves."

hmm, I found it lame

or maybe Im missing out on something here

How about this one

Why do programmers get halloween and christmas confused? DEC25 is OCT31

still nothing... :(

It's a wonder comedians of our day have passed over the hilarious world of computer programming.

this is what happen when we're all in the tech world!!!!!!!!!!!!

get a few drinks in me and I might part my hair on the other side - I live a crazy coding life.

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why does a pentium 4 go faster than an athlon xp?
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because it has a faster BUS speed
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