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Krome 06-22-2003 05:44 PM

Herpes
 
A friend of mine wants to know is this shit definitly for life and not just christmas?

XYCash 06-22-2003 05:45 PM

is why they call it "the gift that keeps on giving" :thumbsup

Chris 06-22-2003 05:49 PM

heh you got herpes

TurboAngel 06-22-2003 05:50 PM

LIFE

chass 06-22-2003 06:00 PM

It's like old luggage you just can't get rid off!

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Raven 06-22-2003 06:07 PM

Herpes is for life...

Women can't give birth naturally....when they have genital herpes....she will have caesarian sections..

Guys can't get oral sex anymore....ya never know when the outbreak is going to occur...

Even before the little bumps appear...it's communicable...

Herpes is not a good thing to have....oral or genital.

HEARTBREAKER 06-22-2003 06:14 PM

for life!!!!!!:warning

TheFLY 06-22-2003 06:36 PM

Basically the little virus mutates the DNA of the cells in your nervous system... No way to reverse the process... Every time I fuck some strange girl I always worry about catching it... :1orglaugh

Carpe Diem!

crescentx 06-22-2003 06:45 PM

But hey on the upside, like 75% of Americans have one form of herpes or another. :eek2

-doug

TheFLY 06-22-2003 06:47 PM

Some people might have it and never know -- it's supposed to be activated by stress... So tell your buddy to smoke some ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(poof)

twistyneck 06-22-2003 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krome
A friend of mine wants to know is this shit definitly for life and not just christmas?
You're fucked. hahahahahahaha. Enjoy a life of celibacy.

sweetcuties 06-22-2003 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Some people might have it and never know -- it's supposed to be activated by stress... So tell your buddy to smoke some ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(poof)
True, 75% of american's have simplex 2... cold sores

HEARTBREAKER 06-22-2003 07:12 PM

herpes comes on and of....:waaaaahh

Greg B 06-22-2003 08:06 PM

Dude, I work with a lot of the most advanced medical professionals.

What we've got on the horizon is gonna make Dr. McCoy from Star Trek look like a witch doctor.

Problem is the powers that be don't want people to be cured. It's the most puzzling thing except when you take a look at the info and see the people who don't want you to be cured are the same who have major stock in pharmaceuticals designed to make you sicker so you'll be dependent on more pharmaceuticals.

In the case of herpes there are several forms. Yet there are simple treatments if not cures that are found at your local supermarket. Nobody is going to tell you this but believe it or not basic 'Licorice Root' is proving to be a miracle treatment for all viral infections. The data is astounding and only hit the news early this week after 'yours truly' compiled a large list of research data everyone else neglected to compile and some reporters ran with the ball before the full presentation could be completed.

Yes, the active ingredient in plain old licorice kills every virus and germ known including HIV and I've got the studies to prove it.

It's only a matter of time, perhaps days or weeks til someone busts open a cure for numerous ailments.

It doesn't mean you need not be cautious, it means that because of the web, and webmasters and surfers who care, we're able to present the information the public needs to know and battle the horrid medical treatments forced upon them including their astronomical costs.

I urge all of you to make good the information available. You can tune into the best new medical info at Jeff Rense's website www.rense.com It may look bizarre but believe you me this dude has not been wrong in over 10 years and has the audio and text files to prove it.

Centurion 06-22-2003 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B
Yes, the active ingredient in plain old licorice kills every virus and germ known including HIV and I've got the studies to prove it.


Red or black? I gots to know cuz I like one and hate the other!

69adulthost 06-22-2003 08:37 PM

So is this "friend" of yours male or female. Men can have it for a long time without any symptoms at all.

TheFLY 06-22-2003 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B
Dude, I work with a lot of the most advanced medical professionals.

What we've got on the horizon is gonna make Dr. McCoy from Star Trek look like a witch doctor.

Problem is the powers that be don't want people to be cured. It's the most puzzling thing except when you take a look at the info and see the people who don't want you to be cured are the same who have major stock in pharmaceuticals designed to make you sicker so you'll be dependent on more pharmaceuticals.

In the case of herpes there are several forms. Yet there are simple treatments if not cures that are found at your local supermarket. Nobody is going to tell you this but believe it or not basic 'Licorice Root' is proving to be a miracle treatment for all viral infections. The data is astounding and only hit the news early this week after 'yours truly' compiled a large list of research data everyone else neglected to compile and some reporters ran with the ball before the full presentation could be completed.

Yes, the active ingredient in plain old licorice kills every virus and germ known including HIV and I've got the studies to prove it.

It's only a matter of time, perhaps days or weeks til someone busts open a cure for numerous ailments.

It doesn't mean you need not be cautious, it means that because of the web, and webmasters and surfers who care, we're able to present the information the public needs to know and battle the horrid medical treatments forced upon them including their astronomical costs.

I urge all of you to make good the information available. You can tune into the best new medical info at Jeff Rense's website www.rense.com It may look bizarre but believe you me this dude has not been wrong in over 10 years and has the audio and text files to prove it.

If that's the cure for HIV i'll fuck every fat ugly on the block...

crescentx 06-22-2003 08:42 PM

I'll corroborate the licorice aspect of things. Licorice - not the candy - which in the US in really anisette - does amazing things. I know, I had a gum infection after dental surgery which sent me to the ER. They gave me a creme which had me puking all night. Looked it up the next day, it was never supposed to be placed directly on the gums which they told me to do.

Here in VT homeopathic/naturopathic doctors are licensed just like MDs. So I went to one, he gave me licorice, the whole thing disappeared in days.

Fact is, antibiotics in general make the problem worse. They don't kill just the infection (probably not at all, they're used so much most infections are resistant to them) they kill *all* bacteria, some of which are helpful to staying alive.

I've had doctors tell me they'll prescribe very expensive drugs - usually it's Prozac - because the side effects may possibly work for me. I stopped asking after that. If I get hit by a truck, I'll go to the ER. Otherwise, I'll go with what works, and I've seen licorice shut a cold down. The stuff is golden, has a thousand plus years of research, it works.

See a homeopath or naturopath for your condition - they are usually pretty good at results.

-doug

tootie 06-22-2003 08:45 PM

Actually, garlic is a powerful anti-viral agent, too. That's why the "old wives tale" that chicken soup is good for you when you have a cold is actually true. I just had a doctor tell me very recently to take Garlique at every meal to help lower my blood sugar and he said if I had any viruses like strep or flu it would help clear them up, too.

You can also chew fresh raw garlic for a toothache and it acts as both a numbing agent and an antiseptic to kill the infection that is causing the ache.

TheFLY 06-22-2003 09:16 PM

Well it looks like there's been research on this licorice stuff but none of the studies have been conclusive... overall tho seems like an interesting drug...

"Glycyrrhizin is available over the counter in Japan, where it costs about 10 cents per one 25 mg tablet. Depending on the desired dose, which varied widely in the above studies, glycyrrhizin could be an inexpensive complement in an HIV treatment program. Licorice root is the natural source and is widely available as a tea in health food stores in the U. S. Apparently, glycyrrhizin components comprise from 8 to 12% of licorice root, and they are available simply by drinking the tea. But obviously, this would be a haphazard and not a methodical way to obtain measured, standard amounts of glycyrrhizin. Chinese medicine often employs licorice root, but usually in small amounts combined with other therapeutic plants."

Raven 06-22-2003 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Centurion


Red or black? I gots to know cuz I like one and hate the other!

I was going to ask that, too!

uno 06-22-2003 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Basically the little virus mutates the DNA of the cells in your nervous system... No way to reverse the process... Every time I fuck some strange girl I always worry about catching it... :1orglaugh

Carpe Diem!

Do you mean Caveat Emptor?

crescentx 06-22-2003 09:39 PM

Licorice, well, if it works it works. It worked for me.

(Editing my post because it's too damn funny)

In this scenario

Carpe Diem (seize the day) pretty much means the same thing as Caveat Emptor (buyer, beware(

-doug

uno 06-22-2003 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crescentx
Licorice, well, if it works it works. It worked for me.

(Editing my post because it's too damn funny)

In this scenario

Carpe Diem (seize the day) pretty much means the same thing as Caveat Emptor (buyer, beware(

-doug

um ok.

Gimmy 06-22-2003 11:07 PM

Armenia has found the cure for AIDS several years ago. Here is the official site for the drug, which is called Armenicum

http://www.armenicum.am/

Greg B 06-23-2003 12:17 AM

Man, I sure am glad you guys are hip to the real deal in medicine.

Considering the fact that the majority of Americans can't even afford health care but are asked to donate billions in foreign health care aid.

Other countries make sure their people are cared for. Yet here we are with more educational institutions than Star Fleet and we still can't figure out how to honor the equity put into our medical field by the citizens themselves.

Sure malpractice insurance and lawsuits are kicking doctor's asses but that's due to a combination of factors.

The main point of my posts is that people are suffering a myriad of maladies and researchers with viable solutions are often shut out or 'accidently' meet untimely demises.

The medical field is wrought with those of sinister intent and it behooves you all to be on your toes!

Often natural, inexpensive organic foods and products prevent and cure yet are nevertheless obscured from the public eye.

We're all in danger if we don't keep an eye on the chicken coop.

Especially in unsanitary hospital conditions where for some reason more people die in hospitals today at an alarming rate in the millions due to infections contracted while there.

Just look at the security procedures at your average hospital. People going in and out the building in street gear all day and night. The dang places should have level quarantines.

SGS 06-23-2003 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
Actually, garlic is a powerful anti-viral agent, too
Eat a couple of bulbs of garlic a day and I guarantee that it will prevent you catching herpes? :2 cents:

Centurion 06-23-2003 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SGS


Eat a couple of bulbs of garlic a day and I guarantee that it will prevent you catching herpes? :2 cents:

That's because no one will ever get close to you to have bodily contact!:1orglaugh

Centurion 06-23-2003 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crescentx
Carpe Diem
Wasn't he in "StarShip Troopers"?

tootie 06-23-2003 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SGS


Eat a couple of bulbs of garlic a day and I guarantee that it will prevent you catching herpes? :2 cents:

Maybe I like Italian men. I doubt many of them would notice. :Graucho

tootie 06-23-2003 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Centurion


Wasn't he in "StarShip Troopers"?

Casper Van Dien is HOT.

Whoops, got sidetracked.

SGS 06-23-2003 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Centurion


That's because no one will ever get close to you to have bodily contact!:1orglaugh

Exactly? And prevention is better that cure. :glugglug

DarkJedi 06-23-2003 01:21 AM

herpes simplex (that 75% of people have) can easily mutate into genital herpes (and vise versa)

I've talked to some tibetan doctor who said that herpes could be cured.

Centurion 06-23-2003 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie


Casper Van Dien is HOT.

Whoops, got sidetracked.

:)

Centurion 06-23-2003 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
herpes simplex (that 75% of people have) can easily mutate into genital herpes (and vise versa)

I've talked to some tibetan doctor who said that herpes could be cured.

My next door neighbor is a shaman and told me I could get free cable just by drinking Dr. Pepper.


And he was right!!:glugglug

kmanrox 06-23-2003 02:01 AM

they taught us in USMC boot camp it is for life and that over 80% of people have some form of it... 25% of people have genital herps, on the good side of a bad thing, if you take meds they prescribe every day it will ward it off and you will show no symptoms..

slackologist 06-23-2003 03:22 AM

treating herpes day to day is big bucks for some people, i doubt there'll be a widly accepted cure for it any time soon.

PotentMind 06-23-2003 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Centurion


Red or black? I gots to know cuz I like one and hate the other!

:1orglaugh

Shok 06-23-2003 09:09 AM

ok ive been rubbing Twizzlers on my junk all day, the bumps havent gone down?
How long do I have to do this for?

TurboAngel 06-23-2003 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
ok ive been rubbing Twizzlers on my junk all day, the bumps havent gone down?
How long do I have to do this for?

Two weeks!


:winkwink:

StripperBiz 06-23-2003 10:17 AM

i AM A pHYSICIAN AND HERPES IS DEFINITELY A LIFETIME ILLNESS.CURRENTLY THERE IS NO CURE AVAILABLE BUT GOOD TREATMENT EXISTS. THE CURRENT TREATMENTS ARE VALTREX AND ZOVIRAX.
SOMEONE POSTED THAT THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE FORM OF THE VIRUS AND THIS IS TRUE.THR VIRUS IS HERPES ZOSTERAND COMES MAINLY IN TWO FORMS BUT THERE ARE OTHER STRAINS. THE MAIN ONES ARE HVH1 AND HVH2.
I AM NEW TO THE BOARDS BUT YOU GUYS NOW HAVE A RESIDENT DOCTOR IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS.







:) :thumbsup

aztecvision 06-23-2003 10:18 AM

STD'S 4 LIFE

Lane 06-23-2003 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StripperBiz
i AM A pHYSICIAN AND HERPES IS DEFINITELY A LIFETIME ILLNESS.CURRENTLY THERE IS NO CURE AVAILABLE BUT GOOD TREATMENT EXISTS. THE CURRENT TREATMENTS ARE VALTREX AND ZOVIRAX.
SOMEONE POSTED THAT THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE FORM OF THE VIRUS AND THIS IS TRUE.THR VIRUS IS HERPES ZOSTERAND COMES MAINLY IN TWO FORMS BUT THERE ARE OTHER STRAINS. THE MAIN ONES ARE HVH1 AND HVH2.
I AM NEW TO THE BOARDS BUT YOU GUYS NOW HAVE A RESIDENT DOCTOR IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS.







:) :thumbsup

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Buff 06-23-2003 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StripperBiz
i AM A pHYSICIAN AND HERPES IS DEFINITELY A LIFETIME ILLNESS.CURRENTLY THERE IS NO CURE AVAILABLE BUT GOOD TREATMENT EXISTS. THE CURRENT TREATMENTS ARE VALTREX AND ZOVIRAX.
SOMEONE POSTED THAT THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE FORM OF THE VIRUS AND THIS IS TRUE.THR VIRUS IS HERPES ZOSTERAND COMES MAINLY IN TWO FORMS BUT THERE ARE OTHER STRAINS. THE MAIN ONES ARE HVH1 AND HVH2.
I AM NEW TO THE BOARDS BUT YOU GUYS NOW HAVE A RESIDENT DOCTOR IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS.

:) :thumbsup

So we have doctors, lawyers, accountants, soldiers (including 1 Green Beret/Ranger), and porn stars.

I think we're reading for our own sitcom.

DarkJedi 06-23-2003 10:33 AM


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