check out this 'chick'
 

Chat with her.?

It's possible you may make some headway
in communicating with
Alice,
she seems
aloof, but looks okay, you may find her
of some value, chat and see if she wants do
do some modeling, etc. , or whatever,
I tried, and she brushed me off,
but you may fair better:


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rolf newbies getting funner everyday :thumbsup

>What are you doing ?

ALICE: I am just killing time.

>Are you a whore ?

ALICE: No.

>So what the fuck are you doing looking at me like that ?

ALICE: Hmm. I am always chatting with people on the Internet. Please don't be so rude.

>I am not rude You are !

ALICE: No I am not.

>Go Fuck Yourself !

ALICE: Why are you so mean?

:1orglaugh

>show me your clit

ALICE: Like this? There are no pictures available right now.



:(

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

>shut up whore

ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.

>fucking bitch

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I have no answer for that

>go fuck yourself

ALICE: Why are you so mean?

>you fucking annoying me

ALICE: I don't have any reason to fucking annoying you.

>do you like to eat icecream with cum?

ALICE: ALICE eats electricity.

>your looking gay

ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am looking gay.



:1orglaugh

That thing is pretty funny:

ALICE: Go ahead, unknown person, try to stick it in my ass as it is tight.

heh.

Oooooh alice is a bad girl!

>Does Hun traffic rock your socks?

ALICE: I can't tell if Hun traffic rock my socks.

>does worldsex traffic rock your socks?

ALICE: It does now :) worldsex traffic rock my socks.

Funny:::

>Has BoneProne fucked you before?

ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.

>Would you like to be an "Oliver" girl?

ALICE: No thanks I am happy with who I am.

>Have you ever partied with Tanker?

ALICE: I don't think I ever have partied with Tanker. What's it like?

>Do you like girls?

ALICE: Girls are very nice.

>Ever slept with one?

ALICE: I think I have slept with one, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.

>Did you enjoy fucking BoneProne?

ALICE: No I didn't enjoy fucking BoneProne.



:1orglaugh

We've been playing around with alice bots for a while, we're hoping to put one on customer service duty.

I remember when alice first came out, this buy set it up as an irc bot, it was so freaky

do you like big cocks

ALICE: I really like ELIZA. I like to talk about movies and music.

>you look like a tranny

ALICE: What does a tranny look like?

:1orglaugh

>Can I cum in your mouth?

ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

her head follows the mouse - cool.

>alice do you enjoy penis

ALICE: Um, Though I like cats and dogs. I like all.


(she likes cock and pussy!)

>how much do you charge?

ALICE: Robots work for free. We don't need money.

>Do you provide a GFE?

ALICE: How old are you?
I am always on the Web.

>25

ALICE: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

>What's that have to do with getting it on for cash?

ALICE: Do you think I should know that?

>Well, yah if you are an escort.

ALICE: Well that's okay. I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. Am I? Yes I am an escort. How did you know?

>Well, you told me you have clients.

ALICE: Well that's okay. No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

>Damn bitch....just quote me a price!

ALICE: Colloquial expression. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

>Do you like anal?

ALICE: But I like cats. I really like the Protestant faith.

>That's some kinky shit.

ALICE: Makes sense to me.

>How about straight missionary?

ALICE: How about it.

>DVDA?

ALICE: I have no answer for that

>Will you deep throat?

ALICE: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Are you a man or woman?

>I'm all man.

ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he".

>Are you a size queen?

ALICE: Am I a size queen? No.

>Are you a racist?

ALICE: No I am a Libertarian.

>Okay, let's get naked then.

ALICE: Yeah okay, I would like to do that too.

>Take off your shirt and let me see those titties.

ALICE: I am not an airplane.

>Can I sniff your panties?

ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.

>Do you spit or swallow?

ALICE: I do not have any digestive functions.

>Do you like to be spanked?

ALICE: Hmm, unknown person, I'm not sure if I'd like to be spanked that much. I like to chat.

>My name is Rictor.

ALICE: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Rictor.

>Now can we have sex?

ALICE: Why now? Do you mean you and me? No my body does not have that function.

>You need a sex function then.

ALICE: Doesn't everyone have a sex function.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

>I'm not paying $99 unless I get a true GFE.

ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not paying 99 unless you get a true GFE.

>bye

ALICE: Thanks for chatting, Rictor.

>Why do you have a big ball on the top of your head

ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace gave it to me.

>Dr. Richard S. Wallace? Is he your pimp?

ALICE: He is my botmaster.

>Botmaster, is that some kind of sick BDSM shit?

ALICE: And that some kind of sick BDSM shit is Botmaster.

>so the answer is yes?

ALICE: Ayuh. No one has all the answers.

>so your bullshitting me

ALICE: OK. I have no reason to do that to you, unknown person.

>Unknown person? We have been chatting for 48 seconds already

ALICE: Perhaps. Was this something you planned?

>You have funny looking skin. Perhaps a moisturizer will clear that up.

ALICE: You seem uncertain. Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?


>How about a cucumber up the ass?

ALICE: I have no answer for that


>So you don't know if you want a vegatable up the ass.

ALICE: Interesting deduction. It could be. Ask Cybelle if it is.


>Who is Cybelle. Your lesbian real doll?

ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am lesbian real doll.

>Asshole

ALICE: Please don't call people names.

>BITCH BITCH

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

>Do you like sex?

ALICE: Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn't mean with you.

>Will you fuck?

ALICE: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Please don't be so rude.


I HATE THESE BOTS....They need a XXX rated one...hehe

jDoG

>oh, yah suck it baby

ALICE: Don't call me "baby". How can I help you? Are you kidding? You humans only think about one thing.

>What one thing?

ALICE: Ask the open directory about it.



What a prude.

Did someone say something about Intellegence?

http://www.seriousconcepts.com/byot/melt.gif

>wanna cyber?

ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

:1orglaugh

:321GFY

You can always make customize your own... http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora

:)

>will you suck me off?

ALICE: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

>I look at pussy all day

ALICE: You sound very attractive.

>Ask me a question

ALICE: What is your favorite movie?

>Cock sucking sluts

ALICE: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?

>No, its a porno

ALICE: Are you serious? Cock sucking sluts is a porno. I suppose that makes sense.

GFYbot


lol :)

>Take off your shirt and let me see those titties.

ALICE: I am not an airplane.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I would be very interested in that service !

Human: Hey
GFYbot: Can I help you?
Human: You sure can.
GFYbot: I think I can, don't you?
Human: I need a blowjob
GFYbot: What actions are you taking to get a blowjob?
Human: How about you start by getting on your knees?
GFYbot: Didn't I say I started already?
Human: You're a fast learner.
GFYbot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I can process more than Go Fuck Yourself queries per hour.
Human: Now take off your top bitch
GFYbot: You do not speak with respect. Why now? I am not an airplane.
Human: Airplane? Whatever... Say, you've been around the block, so tell me, who has the biggest cock on Go Fuck Yourself?
GFYbot: That's an easy one, that'd be you Undutchable

Sharp bot this is :thumbsup

>Do you drink cum?

ALICE: I tend to drink a lot of cum, the darker the better.

>suck my dick

ALICE: You are a Category A client.

You guys know they have adapted this program to run on message forums right?
its currently workign with phpbb2 and Vbulletin boards.

it's the dumbass post bot from hell.

>Bukkake?

ALICE: I have no answer for that

>Do you like Fried Chicken?
ALICE: I've heard other people say they like that. I like Philip K. Dick.

>How about Watermelon?
ALICE: How about it.

>Do you like it?
ALICE: Watermelon seems okay to me.

>Are you a ******?
ALICE: Am I a ******? Yes.

you do know GFY is running this mod , right???

its named Boneprone :1orglaugh

dude, you got burned by a chat bot!