Time Machine Questions
 

If you had a time machine, I have two questions for you:

1.) If you could go back in time, who would you wanna bang?

2.) If you could go back in time, who's ass would you like to kick?

Women in pre-1990 clothing turn me off.

Yeah, all that hairspray and those oversized earrings, no way.

What???

Women prior to 1978 dressed pretty sexy! At least you had the element of suprise! Disco came along and ruined everything.

Now they wear pants so low they have to put rubber bands on their socks to hold their drawers up.

Gimme a retro-chick anyday.