What webmasters really mean
 

Business associate says "1 hour". Business associate means "2 or 3 days"

Business associate says "a few days". Business associate means "a few weeks"

Business associate says "I'm almost done". Business associate means "I haven't started yet".

Business associate says "pay me up front". Business associate means "I'll do your work when I get back from the Bahamas".

Business associate says "pay me half up front". Business associate means "I'll do the second half of your work when I get back from Florida"

yep sooo true... but then after a few years in industry u have a set of people u know u can rely on and then use them all the time :)

this one is classic :)

Yes, the true value of networking. :-)

The Bahamas are nice dude, everyone should get a piece of that, not just the big fish. The ocean does wonders to creativity.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

None of this is exclusive to the Internet, it's just worse here because few have been in business for more that 2-3 years.