Imagine being her
 

JK Rowling.

It would be like holding a single winning Powerball lottery ticket 5 different times in your life.

She is well on her way to being the richest woman alive.

She was on welfare a few years ago.

A lot of places are taking bets on what happens in the Harry Potter books.. her friends and relatives should all be rich too.

I wonder what she feels, but then again, being a celebrity has it's downsides. News reporters following you all over the friggin' place and no privacy.

She was on welfare, but that was like 10 years ago now. Plus, half of England is on the dole. No biggie there. They paid her to sit in coffee shops and write the first books.

Odds are Ron dies in The Order Of The Phoenix. It's supposed to be a "major" character.

I hope they all die. It would be funny if all the sudden there was an earthquake or something that just killed everyone and ended the book. The following pages could just be left blank.

Rowling was doing a signing yesterday near where I lived. This slimmy I know totally was amped to check it out.

which one is you?

Dateline's Rowling's Interview

I'm betting on Ron biting the dust too :(

so how rich is she?

she's worth an estimated 500 million

TIME says she's 450 mil, 50 mil more than the Queen.