i can hear the bed above me squeaking
 

motherfuckers are banging.

fast rhythm, slow rhythm, fast, fast, fast

usually lasts about 4-7 minutes in total.

goddamn these ancient buildings

LOL, I get that sometimes... I wander what the bitch is doing up there because I dont hear any moaning....

it is finished. i predict the bathroom toilet will flush any second.

bingo.

the semen is now working its way down the sewer pipes.

Husband came home while you were banging the wife and you are hiding under the bed?

Go knock on the door,

"This is the FBI! You have 10 seconds to come out or we're coming in!"

:evil-laug

Awww this one is simple...go up to their door during the commercial break sex and just knock on the door and whip it out. They will either let you come in or never fuck again.

4-7 minutes? That's so sad.

This bed is on fire with passinotate love, the neighorbors complain about the noises above, but she only cum's when shes on top...