Cops wont do anythin bout the homeless living under my balcony
 

Well here is the story : i went outside to see what the noise was and i have like 3 homeless freaks living under my balcany there where setting there stuff up .. my balcancy faces an alley way where no one ever goes so they thought they could sleep there and i was like fuck no ... so i go down there and they start cussingme out in there drunken tounge so i was like whatever i came back up phone the police and the police come and they dont do a damn thing !! SKDJGKS:JG:LKSDJG
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Get yourself a riotgun :ak47:

just make the edge of your balcony the new place to take a shit and piss.

Send a Nazgul after them. That'll teach them to mess with you :winkwink:

post some text files on some harmless smoke bomb type of things i can toss at em !!!!

Or start a pigeon farm :thumbsup

Just give then a couple of bucks each to 'relocate' - I'm sure that'll get them jumping :2 cents:

they would probably just come back tommrow :( atleast they are being that noisy .. they are caughing alot .....

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check and see what the ordinances are for your city, and dont be afraid to educate the cops about it.

Austin has a "camping" ban which is not the same as a "sleeping" ban. they can sleep almost anywhere, however, once they set up a "camp" its illegal. Check into it.

Wouldn't tresspassing laws come into account?

Cheers,
Matt

who owns the ally way?

do a homeless porn reality site

I suppose so.

Couldn't noise complaints work?

Cheers,
Matt

a gun would do the trick..even a beebee gun.

hey stacy, do they bums still live under that bridge that goes down the hike/bike trail that follows lamar through town..
I used to ride my bike to work at the origional whole foods on 10th and lamar.. they would always be there sleeping and the whole place smelled like piss..ugh...

What no hose?

Supersoakers are only like $20 at Toys R us.

EXACTLY!

Set up a couple of cameras,
Rent a hooker, have her walk semi-naked under your balcany.
Right when she gets in front of the freaks, toss down a pair of pants and a slice of pizza and see what happens.

Ask them to do pushups and then offer Burger Hamburgers as a reward.

Change places. Then let me know how you feel about it.

Start filming your own Bumfights!

Teach them how to make tgp galleries and pay them in cheap wine :-)

and give em a free bath?

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Just hang a waterhose off the balcony at a slow steady stream...
if anybody complains say you are cleaning your aquarium

is turn a hose on them. or piss on them.

do something to drive them out. when i lived in seattle, this bum was camped in the alleyway and fucked with some people, so slammed the dumpster he was camped behind, all the way against the wall. he was gone the next day.

what's your problem dude? at least you have a balcony.

if it wasn't for ignorant fucks like you there wouldn't be any homeless... :321GFY

just kill them. no one will give a fuck.

Build a machine that continuously scrapes a nail against a chalkboard and leave it running on your balcony.

Flowerboxes are a nice addition to any balcony. And they are best watered while the sun is down to avoid flower scorch.

M-1000 fireworks.. every time they look like they're sleeping good, light one up, i'd imagine it wouldnt take too many times of waking up while shitting your pants to find a new home.

sorry to say but i did the nice thing :-/ i gave em each 20 bucks and they left :(

The right thing to do:

Show them a big handful of pennies and say you'll give it to them once they hop in your car

Take them to the busiest highway and toss the pennies on the highway

watch the ensuing madness

tell him he can earn money by looking at porn all day, now start submitting bitch!

20 bucks? damn. i was just gonna suggest taking care of them clockwork orange style :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

But they might still sleep there, it'll be warmer...:1orglaugh

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by bigdog
do a homeless porn reality site [/QUOT

ROFL!!

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BB GUN:thumbsup :ak47:

.... hmmm, why don´t you pay them some $25 and ask them to do stupid things like running into walls or beating each other up ... get it all on tape and build a website ....

BUMFIGHTS # 2

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dumbass... dont you think they are going to tell all their godd daned friends now?

i already thought about this scenario when i realized there were roosters that crowed in the middle of beverly-hillslike section of bangkok around my building.... either ignore it, or kill it anonymously somehow...


i'd personally suggest calling 2 of your friends over with baseball bats and crowbars and then kindly asking them to leave..

you could also try the m-80 dropping at intermittent hours throughout your adult webmaster nightlong workhours...

theres many things you can do, just be creative... you can always kill a neighborhood cat and stick it onder the porch, do it everyday.... eventually you gonna have to get the deads cats out of there once they move or else you wont be able to take the smell, but it will accomplish the mission....

or if you wanted to be ultra smart about it and non aggro, kindly point out a much better porch to sleep under by your neighbors house =)

HELL YEA!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by kmanrox
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you could also try the m-80 dropping at intermittent hours throughout your adult webmaster nightlong workhours...


THIS, I like!

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A little kindness will go a long way.

I have been homeless before, and it's not a good feeling.
Although I've never "camped out" under a balcony, there were a few nights on friends sofa.

Let's make the assumption the gentlemen are not down and out in a beverly hills alley:)

STUPID!!

they will be back in 24 hours with 10 of their friends.

Have fun!