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[dfo] 06-19-2003 10:19 PM

6 gallons of jizz?!
 
You have made 6.09375 gallons and 50.854805625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 43.333333333333 yards.
You have killed approximately 280,800,000,000 little swimmers.


check your jizz stats
http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php

tical 06-20-2003 12:05 AM

i killed 1404 kittens :)

FlyingIguana 06-20-2003 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tical
i killed 1404 kittens :)
you're going to hell

The Click 06-20-2003 12:18 AM

I have killed approximately 655,200,000,000 little swimmers.

GatorB 06-20-2003 12:43 AM

You have made 28.4375 gallons and 237.32242625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 3.0333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,965,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 10920 kittens.

Dildozer 06-20-2003 12:46 AM

You have made 157.08333333333 gallons and 1310.9238783333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 8.3777777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 5,428,800,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 30160 kittens.



Damn those volume pills

GatorB 06-20-2003 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
You have made 157.08333333333 gallons and 1310.9238783333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 8.3777777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 5,428,800,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 30160 kittens.



Are you 80? because that's a alot of cum.

Dildozer 06-20-2003 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GatorB


Are you 80? because that's a alot of cum.

I blow a big load

Nasty D 06-20-2003 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer


I blow a big load

"that is a gift...don't misuse it"

GatorB 06-20-2003 12:57 AM

That website should also determine how many calories that is.

smack 06-20-2003 12:57 AM

1802 perfectyl good kittens sacrificed for my sick self pleasure. jesus what is wrong with me.


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