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notjoe 06-19-2003 01:30 PM

6yr old has lemonade stand shutdown - no permit
 
http://www.nbc-2.com/News/stories/06...de_stand.shtml

what a prick the guy who called in must me.

asuna 06-19-2003 01:33 PM

haha that sucks

michaelw 06-19-2003 01:37 PM

lol

Bex 06-19-2003 01:38 PM

Free permit, that is sweet! Now she can make millions on black market lemonade!

BluMedia 06-19-2003 01:38 PM

sounds like something a stupid fucking neighbor would do

Tala 06-19-2003 01:38 PM

Damn. Poor kid.

Gator 06-19-2003 01:39 PM

Nice neighbors. I would hate to live near someone like that.

galleryseek 06-19-2003 01:39 PM

what kinda lame fuck would do that. if i were that girl's father i'd whoop that guy's ass.

SykkBoy 06-19-2003 01:40 PM

I hope she pissed in the glass of lemonade of the cop who shut her down....

footsex 06-19-2003 01:40 PM

someone needs to kick the neighbor in her twat

nocostporn 06-19-2003 01:40 PM

fuckin hoodlum kids,always trying to get around the law!

Die Ärzte 06-19-2003 01:41 PM

Quote:

"We didn't have a permit so she called the cops,? said Abagail.
The neighbor was a she...

Tala 06-19-2003 01:41 PM

You know, I'd go door-to-fuckin-door and sell some lemonade in that town, telling the story about the horrid neighbor who had the nerve to call the cops on a six year old's lemonade stand and how even city hall thought that was really anal-retentive and gave the kid a free permit for her stand.

But I'm a bitch that way. :)

B Sandwich 06-19-2003 01:42 PM

some people are just pricks :ak47:

JDog 06-19-2003 01:42 PM

a kid can't even make a buck these days!

AdultNex 06-19-2003 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Die Ärzte


The neighbor was a she...

Your point? Still a bitch.

Za Ha 06-19-2003 01:42 PM

And then ppl are surprised when they get shot at night. I hope that girl grows up and remembers this and has a huge boyfriend who will be the shit out of those ppl!!

Mr.Fiction 06-19-2003 01:44 PM

Is this the same 6 year old who married a dog?

MadCap 06-19-2003 01:45 PM

That bitch that called the cops should be slapped.

PostWhore 06-19-2003 01:45 PM

damn such neighbours must be shot in the face.
what the fuck is wrong with them? :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

On-top 06-19-2003 01:46 PM

The neighbor has to feel like a dumbass now that they are back in business without paying for a permit...

skazzel 06-19-2003 01:46 PM

The kid's mom went and got a permit for it though - way to go! I did lemonade stands and sold candy at school as a kid. I made a killing on the candy selling bit (can you say 200%+ profit margins?) High profit margin biz is the only way to work ;)

SilverTab 06-19-2003 01:49 PM

Hey we never know!...maybe the kid was selling for 2Million$/year of black market lemonade!...

SykkBoy 06-19-2003 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skazzel
The kid's mom went and got a permit for it though - way to go! I did lemonade stands and sold candy at school as a kid. I made a killing on the candy selling bit (can you say 200%+ profit margins?) High profit margin biz is the only way to work ;)
me too...my big $$ profit makers were the NFL football pencils! I was getting them for about 3-4 cents eachand selling the for 2/25 cents. I also did the lemonade thing, but then one upped my competition in the juvenile entrepreuer market and started offering iced tea and koolaid...blew those other little beetches out of the water.

Mishi 06-19-2003 02:02 PM

That's a great story! The city basically thumbs its nose at the evil neighbor bitch, and the kid gets a valuable lesson in bureaucracy. She learned a lot more from this than those little snots who have mommy or daddy take the girl scout cookie order form to the office with them...not that I have any lingering childhood bitterness... :helpme

Rictor 06-19-2003 02:05 PM

I called. I hate children.

[illnet]-Romeo 06-19-2003 02:11 PM

The cops musta felt like a couple of jackass's responding to that call :1orglaugh

pornJester 06-19-2003 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skazzel
The kid's mom went and got a permit for it though - way to go! I did lemonade stands and sold candy at school as a kid. I made a killing on the candy selling bit (can you say 200%+ profit margins?) High profit margin biz is the only way to work ;)
lol, i used to get boxes of candy cheap from costco and make really good profit (for 10 years old) :thumbsup

Theo 06-19-2003 02:48 PM

lol lol

asuna 06-19-2003 03:04 PM

I'm sure people are going to watch what he does, and anything is out of line call and cops and complain

MetaMan 06-19-2003 03:06 PM

wat a bastard kid?
without a permit wtf was he thinking!?
:uhoh

69pornlinks 06-19-2003 03:06 PM

all she gotta do now is set-up a website.."as seen on TV" and ship lemonade via FedEx..she just got some media coverage:thumbsup

"lemonade soooo good it's a crime"tm

mule 06-19-2003 03:10 PM

"One of the officers even bought a glass of lemonade from Abagail"
WTF, that's corruption, purchasing goods from an illigal business operation.

uno 06-19-2003 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skazzel
The kid's mom went and got a permit for it though - way to go! I did lemonade stands and sold candy at school as a kid. I made a killing on the candy selling bit (can you say 200%+ profit margins?) High profit margin biz is the only way to work ;)
Hell yeah! I used to sell all kinds of candy and shit in High School. The most popular were those long ice pops in the spring.

uno 06-19-2003 03:12 PM

It's all a front for an intricate, international crime syndacate. Don't let the cute faces, pig-tails, and doll-dresses fool you.

Edit: Ps. I hope they make her pay taxes.

footsex 06-19-2003 03:16 PM

If I was the cop, I would have went to the bitch that called in the complaint and dragged her out in front of her neighbors and made her look like the biggest ass ever. Then I would have run a warrent check on her, too.

Fletch XXX 06-19-2003 03:21 PM

fuck that kid, you should see what allowing shit like that leads to.

there are companies here that sweep the neighborhoods pushing carts and driving vans selling every fucking thing from corn on the cob in mexican hot sauce to bootleg compact discs and icecream. total illegal immigrant operations.

here you have to get a permit to have a yardsale because mexican families here literally open their garage up as a fucking business importing fake addidas clothes and all kinds of mexican imports man. i see them hanging dozens of shirts on their fence every saturday morning, boxes of brand new nikes and shit...its terrible, you drive by and its like a full store in someones house they get shut down ritually.

im all for shutting down shit like that.

that little girl has been selling lemonade for how long? what should the city allow her dad to build a little wooden club house style thing so she can literally sell lemonade all year round? you cant allow that shit.

you cant even park your car crossing the sidewalks in front of your own house here, let alone sit outside selling fucking lemonade, cops would run your ass off so quick.

she doesnt deserve the attention, nor the right to sell lemonade.

:)

Pornkings 06-19-2003 03:24 PM

I remember when I did it back when i was like 10

I had the girls on the street flaging drivers in.

I made like $50 bucks a day.

Pornkings 06-19-2003 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
fuck that kid, you should see what allowing shit like that leads to.

there are companies here that sweep the neighborhoods pushing carts and driving vans selling every fucking thing from corn on the cob in mexican hot sauce to bootleg compact discs and icecream. total illegal immigrant operations.

here you have to get a permit to have a yardsale because mexican families here literally open their garage up as a fucking business importing fake addidas clothes and all kinds of mexican imports man. i see them hanging dozens of shirts on their fence every saturday morning, boxes of brand new nikes and shit...its terrible, you drive by and its like a full store in someones house they get shut down ritually.

im all for shutting down shit like that.

that little girl has been selling lemonade for how long? what should the city allow her dad to build a little wooden club house style thing so she can literally sell lemonade all year round? you cant allow that shit.

you cant even park your car crossing the sidewalks in front of your own house here, let alone sit outside selling fucking lemonade, cops would run your ass off so quick.

she doesnt deserve the attention, nor the right to sell lemonade.

:)


You have no heart its a 6 year old girl.

I'd rather have my kid selling lemonade and learning good people skills, sales and marketing

then playing xbox or with barbie's all the time

great learning experience

mule 06-19-2003 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
I had the girls on the street flaging drivers in.
Pimp :)

Fletch XXX 06-19-2003 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings



You have no heart its a 6 year old girl.


I sure don't.

If it was legal she would be allowed to, since it's not she was not allowed to. I see kids getting told daily to stop selling things in the street.

The moment you start picking and choosing who should follow the laws you cancel out any rule you once applied.

Your standards are saddening.

Pornkings 06-19-2003 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


I sure don't.

If it was legal she would be allowed to, since it's not she was not allowed to. I see kids getting told daily to stop selling things in the street.

The moment you start picking and choosing who should follow the laws you cancel out any rule you once applied.

Your standards are saddening.

there is always exceptions to every rule.

this should have been one

Marcus 06-19-2003 03:36 PM

That's awesome! Think of the killer free advertising she just got.

Fletch XXX 06-19-2003 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings


there is always exceptions to every rule.

this should have been one

I'm glad you don't make or enforce the rules then.

Sit back and think that, hope your kid doesn't try to sell lemonade if she lives next to me.

I can see her fat mom in the kitchen making pot after pot of lemonade trying to rake in cigarette money meanwhile she has the neighborhood hooting and hollering to 'Save The Lemonade Stand' you take shit for face value, I see it the way it is.

MetaMan 06-19-2003 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings



You have no heart its a 6 year old girl.

I'd rather have my kid selling lemonade and learning good people skills, sales and marketing

then playing xbox or with barbie's all the time

great learning experience

6 year olds dont have a brain to them there is no diff between lemonade and barbies its all pretend.

Ironhorse 06-19-2003 03:41 PM

Same thing happened to me but in communist Romania

So much for free enterprise, I'm dissappointed :( I just finished reading, she got her unlimited permit after all .. yay

Fletch XXX 06-19-2003 03:43 PM

As I said, here you can't even have a garage sale without a permit.

My girlfriend tells me of a time when she was doing a cheerleader carwash as a kid during highschool, and it was SHUT DOWN. Why? No permit.

Why is this lemonade shit getting any more publicity?

Its a stupid story, and its a shallow plea for assistance.

Barely entertaining at that, I just think its funny to see such chivalrous motions towards it. I dont feel sorry for her AT ALL.

hahah

picindex 06-19-2003 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


I sure don't.

If it was legal she would be allowed to, since it's not she was not allowed to. I see kids getting told daily to stop selling things in the street.

The moment you start picking and choosing who should follow the laws you cancel out any rule you once applied.

Your standards are saddening.

You are usually pretty reasonable but WTF?

It is a little 6 year old girl - NOT some just hoped the border wet back... if you are so unhappy with the city you live in - move.

Fletch XXX 06-19-2003 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by picindex


You are usually pretty reasonable but WTF?

It is a little 6 year old girl - NOT some just hoped the border wet back... if you are so unhappy with the city you live in - move.

A child selling a product is a child selling a product, both without a license and a permit.

Make me the martyr. You want laws but dont even enforce the ones you have now.

Close the little bitches stand down.

I hate girlscout cookie stand people too.

:1orglaugh

Ironhorse 06-19-2003 03:49 PM

I just finished reading, girl got her unlimited use permit after all :thumbsup

she is back in business


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