I need a webmaster a.s.a.p
 

Hey guys,

I need someone with strong HTML experience to do some webmaster work for me right away. They need to be able to work through the weekend. I have a project that needs to be done in a few days. If you fit the profile and you are interested, call me at 404-664-6302 which is my cell.

I'm not at home right now, but will be soon, so you can drop me a mail: webmaster (a) sexual-eyecandy.com

I'm at home right now ... send more infos here:
sneka (AT) voila.fr

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