The Loving Husband
 

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench.

rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's

only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it, Sweetie?"

MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much. I want you to be happy."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003

models. I saw one I really liked. It's a beautiful silver."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and just one more thing....the house we wanted last year

is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Wow, then go ahead and make them an offer, but just offer $895,000."

WOMAN: "OK. Thank you, Darling - you're wonderful! I'll see you later! I

love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker

room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

:)

:glugglug Bitches.

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