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ADL Colin 06-18-2003 11:18 AM

Jewel sucks
 
Jewel sucks. Just had to get that out.

hottoddy 06-18-2003 11:19 AM

I'd let her suck, but those crooked teeth might hurt.

AC Tracey 06-18-2003 11:20 AM

:thumbsup

-AC Tracey

J-Reel 06-18-2003 03:54 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I just saw her new video. She's wearing ho clothes and dancing around like Like britney/christina/pink etc.

Truly Pathetic, But we all know sex sells. I'm sure it will help her sales

Jakke PNG 06-18-2003 03:55 PM

Who the fuck is Jewel?

Ironhorse 06-18-2003 03:58 PM

She really does, I feel embarassed because I had heard her on the Charlie Rose show years ago and actually bought her first CD only to find out it blows.

arial 06-18-2003 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin
Jewel sucks. Just had to get that out.
You just realized this? :1orglaugh

Monk 06-18-2003 04:03 PM

I thought you were talking about Jewel Denyle... guess I have been in the porn biz too long.

...somebody said the word 'guzzling' today and the first thing I thought of was cum guzzling... whereas before I would only have thought of gas guzzling.

WicKed NinJas 06-18-2003 04:05 PM

I thought this was a promo for Jewel's newest porn video

Sneka 06-18-2003 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Who the fuck is Jewel?
my ex gf :Graucho

rastakit 06-18-2003 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin
Jewel sucks. Just had to get that out.
Sellin' out to the man...

Jakke PNG 06-18-2003 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sneka


my ex gf :Graucho

No. seriously, who the fuck is she? Some MTV pop-star?

Ironhorse 06-18-2003 04:31 PM

http://www.mtv.com/bands/az/jewel_pop_/artist.jhtml

boneprone 06-18-2003 04:32 PM

I fucked her.

Jakke PNG 06-18-2003 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse
http://www.mtv.com/bands/az/jewel_pop_/artist.jhtml
I knew it. You can tell she sucks even without hearing her music. :2 cents:
I finished my beers. I'm off to bed.

thane 06-19-2003 05:48 AM

my cock was meant for her mouth

Ian 06-19-2003 06:15 AM

I saw her in the movie "Ride with the devil" and she was pretty good. After seeing the movie I walked away really hoping she does suck.

Chris 06-19-2003 07:19 AM

duh?

Cheeba Filas 06-19-2003 08:00 AM

I love Jewel

Mortimer 06-19-2003 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by J-Reel
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I just saw her new video. She's wearing ho clothes and dancing around like Like britney/christina/pink etc.

Truly Pathetic, But we all know sex sells. I'm sure it will help her sales

Hehe, didn't you realize that she was doing a parody of those girls you mentionned? Of course, it allows us to see her dressed in hot clothes and dancing around, but it's all in good intentions:1orglaugh

PotentMind 06-19-2003 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

No. seriously, who the fuck is she? Some MTV pop-star?

Are you serious?

Monk 06-19-2003 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mortimer


Hehe, didn't you realize that she was doing a parody of those girls you mentionned? Of course, it allows us to see her dressed in hot clothes and dancing around, but it's all in good intentions:1orglaugh

I saw her on Late Show with Craig Kilborn last night and she was slutted out to the max.... said its her new look. Ultra short skirt and looks like she might have had a boob job too.

She looked damn good to me though.

TheGoldenChild 06-19-2003 09:43 AM

her new album is total crap-
the new marketing of her is crap
her overbite and snaggleteeth are crap

So how do I really feel about her?

She's ok, after all she is my neighbor :-))

Indeed 06-19-2003 09:44 AM

I bet she sucks well

Danny_C 06-19-2003 09:56 AM

Hmm... I need to see this new video...

ADL Colin 06-19-2003 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by arial


You just realized this? :1orglaugh

No, I just said it.

Jakke PNG 06-19-2003 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PotentMind


Are you serious?

Yes. I don't watch mtv nor listen to radio. Why should I care?

AdultNex 06-19-2003 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Yes. I don't watch mtv nor listen to radio. Why should I care?

She's not a pop star.

She's my bitch.

thewebgarage 06-19-2003 10:07 AM

I'ld hit it

hottoddy 06-19-2003 10:48 AM

Man, most of you are too harsh. You can't really blame a rapidly aging pop star for trying to sex it up a little.

http://www.cox-arena.com/IMAGES2/jewel.jpg

As for her new dance-style music, it's no worse than her previous girlish poetry songs about riding horses through dewey meadows and harlequin style romance.

Big Pic of Jewel's "jewels"

Ice 06-19-2003 10:48 AM

Nice set of cans

ADL Colin 06-19-2003 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottoddy
Man, most of you are too harsh.
Are you new here?


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