Buff's Policy on Women's Landmines
 

For the record, I'd like to state that I don't allow women to leave their landmines around when they come over.

You know, all that shit they just kind of leave over at your place -- hair thingies (scrunchies, brushes, clips, etc.), lip gloss, earrings, underwear... all that shit they use to mark what they think is their territory.

I don't tolerate that shit. I'll drive over and throw it out my car window on their lawn.

Cuz if you let them get away with that, next they try to pull the sleep over: "It's so late, I think I'll just crash here."

If you put your foot down right off the bat, you can nip all that shit in the bud.

-- words of advice from the Buffster

I thought that there would be talk about real land mines here, Im sorely disappointed :(

Shit.. not even a missing limb

Here ya go liquidmoe

http://home.att.ne.jp/blue/jorgs/landmine.jpg

Lovely