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jay_87 06-17-2003 06:00 PM

who would win in a fight a killer whale or a great white shark?
 
if tehy were like the same size and shit?

InsaneMidget 06-17-2003 06:02 PM

Killer whales? Is that a joke? Just because they have a dangerous sounding name doesn't mean shit.

-=HOAX=- 06-17-2003 06:03 PM

A killerwhale would win easily...Its larger, stronger, faster, and most importantly...smarter.

rooster 06-17-2003 06:03 PM

I believe killer whale. I thought I saw a show where that was the only animal sharks were afraid of.

-=HOAX=- 06-17-2003 06:04 PM

There are cases in which bottle nose dolphins have killed white sharks...

jay_87 06-17-2003 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by InsaneMidget
Killer whales? Is that a joke? Just because they have a dangerous sounding name doesn't mean shit.
r u nuts? they have some problem in their brain and they flip out and attack the first thung they see!

AdultNex 06-17-2003 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
There are cases in which bottle nose dolphins have killed white sharks...
Bottlenose dolphinS. I would say it would take about a good dozen or so to kill 1 shark.

Amputate Your Head 06-17-2003 06:09 PM

killer whale... no contest.

Snowone 06-17-2003 06:17 PM

Killer whale taking out great white

A video of it.

And the obligatory, did you check google?

Amputate Your Head 06-17-2003 06:20 PM

killer whales are not to be fucked with...

Greg B 06-17-2003 06:23 PM

A killer whale would wax a great white's ass with one fin tied behind it's back.

predatory whales are no-friggin-joke. Sperm whales alone fight giant squid to eat.

Any animal bad enough to attack, fight, win and eat a giant motherfucking squid ( these squid are fucking enormous and gettin' bigger every year... I know cause I financed research and you couldn't pay me to go into the ocean after what we found out ) is the kind of animal that gets my respect.

Heck, dolphins kick shark's asses on a regular basis. Dolphins have helped many a sailor against shark attacks.

jay_87 06-17-2003 06:23 PM


thats gnarly dude! i went to seaworl and put my head inside the mouth of a killer whale, but a shark wouldnt let you do that shit.

SpaceAce 06-17-2003 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by AdultNex


Bottlenose dolphinS. I would say it would take about a good dozen or so to kill 1 shark.

It only takes a handfull and they do it all the time. Bottle nose dolphins are famous for handing out gang-style beatdowns to sharks.

SpaceAce

xKingx 06-17-2003 06:25 PM

hmm a 20 foot killer whale taking out a 10 foot shark in that video lol. Take a shark the size of jaws and put it up against a killer whale and the shark will win. :winkwink:

pheal 06-17-2003 06:25 PM

A killer whale fart can kill a white shark with only one fart. I saw that in a national geographic documentary. Poor shark.

jay_87 06-17-2003 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
killer whales are not to be fucked with...

you suck at surfing dude!

Mike AI 06-17-2003 06:25 PM

Which ever had a bigger gun!

evildick 06-17-2003 06:26 PM

Ever seen the footage (not sure what show it was on) of the killer whales playing catch with seals? They were actually flipping them back and forth through the air like a ball before they ate them. Funny shit.

There were great white sharks in the water at that same island feeding on the seals and they sure seemed to be leaving the killer whales alone.

It was a cool show. They did some tests pulling surfboards through the water with an underwater camera on it. The sharks literally bit some in half.

Gman.357 06-17-2003 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by InsaneMidget
Killer whales? Is that a joke? Just because they have a dangerous sounding name doesn't mean shit.
In this case, their name DOES mean shit.

C. Methods of collecting food.
1. Much like packs of wolves or prides of lions, killer whales often hunt cooperatively in pods for food. They work together to encircle and herd prey into a small area before attacking. When hunting a large whale, a pod of killer whales may attack from several angles.

http://www.seaworld.org/infobooks/Ki...le/dietkw.html

Amputate Your Head 06-17-2003 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by InsaneMidget
Killer whales? Is that a joke? Just because they have a dangerous sounding name doesn't mean shit.
I assure you, the killer whale didn't get it's name because someone couldn't think of anything better.... the name is earned. :)

those fuckers take out OTHER whales.

Amputate Your Head 06-17-2003 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by xKingx
Take a shark the size of jaws and put it up against a killer whale and the shark will win. :winkwink:
you're on crack.

Snowone 06-17-2003 06:33 PM

Largest great white every caught was 21 feet. Killer Whales can be up to 30ish feet.

They've also been know to kill Blue Whales, the biggest animal on the planet.

I remember seeing that Show of the killer whale's using the seals as toys.

Amputate Your Head 06-17-2003 06:33 PM

The biggest difference between the two (besides the obvious size difference) is that sharks are fucking cowards and they're dumb... they lurk in murky water and only attack what they think is wounded... any confrontation usually is enough to scare them off...

but there's nothing coward about a pod of killer whales. They're fucking smart, and they fucking hunt shit down and toy with it before ripping it to fucking pieces.

xKingx 06-17-2003 06:35 PM

I am not on crack :) I think a great white the size of jaws can take a one 20 foot killer whale, or it would be a close fight. That video was a 20 foot killer whale taking out a little 10 foot shark. Not really a match for that whale.

Amputate Your Head 06-17-2003 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by jay_87



you suck at surfing dude!

and you suck at everything... so who's worse off. You or me.

Greg B 06-17-2003 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
The biggest difference between the two (besides the obvious size difference) is that sharks are fucking cowards and they're dumb... they lurk in murky water and only attack what they think is wounded... any confrontation usually is enough to scare them off...

but there's nothing coward about a pod of killer whales. They're fucking smart, and they fucking hunt shit down and toy with it before ripping it to fucking pieces.


True!!! Whales and dolphins are probably the most bravest of animals. They act like teenagers on raging hormones too.

Amputate Your Head 06-17-2003 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by xKingx
I am not on crack :) I think a great white the size of jaws can take a one 20 foot killer whale, or it would be a close fight. That video was a 20 foot killer whale taking out a little 10 foot shark. Not really a match for that whale.
stop basing shit on a Hollywood movie. Sharks don't act like "Jaws".... they don't take out whole boats... they don't keep coming back for more... they don't swallow an air tank and then bust through the hull eating everything in their path no matter what....

it's a movie.

xKingx 06-17-2003 06:49 PM

You mean Hollywood lies :helpme

jay_87 06-17-2003 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

stop basing shit on a Hollywood movie. Sharks don't act like "Jaws".... they don't take out whole boats... they don't keep coming back for more... they don't swallow an air tank and then bust through the hull eating everything in their path no matter what....

it's a movie.


hahahaha

maxjohan 06-17-2003 06:56 PM

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Gman.357:

In this case, their name DOES mean shit.

C. Methods of collecting food.
1. Much like packs of wolves or prides of lions, killer whales often hunt cooperatively in pods for food. They work together to encircle and herd prey into a small area before attacking. When hunting a large whale, a pod of killer whales may attack from several angles.

http://www.seaworld.org/infobooks/K...ale/dietkw.html
wow..thats cool stuff. A polar bear and a moose...good info. All respect for killer whales..

P.S. how do I do this Originally posted by XXXXX

FlyingIguana 06-17-2003 06:56 PM

flipper would kick the shit out of jaws

Libertine 06-17-2003 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by maxjohan


wow..thats cool stuff. A polar bear and a moose...good info. All respect for killer whales..

P.S. how do I do this Originally posted by XXXXX

Use the quote link above someone's post.

maxjohan 06-17-2003 07:11 PM

shit I dont understand this quote..do I need to type.. Originally posted by XXXXX ...:feels-hot

VideoVoyeur 06-17-2003 07:13 PM

If you fall out of a boat, in deep water, Id be more scared of a sperm whale then any shark.


They have been known to eat people during ww2 when their boats sank.



Yea I could see an orca killing a white shark, but not if there had been more whites around...


1 on 1 Id say its anyones guess, whoever draws first blood.
More then 1 white on an orca? pfft whites would win...

maxjohan 06-17-2003 07:16 PM

a. Perhaps the smell of fresh sea lion blood drew the shark to the area, but once one of the killer whales sighted the great white it immediately charged the shark and contacted it under water. The killer whale pulled the 3 to 4 m (10-13 ft.) shark to the surface in its mouth and the killer whales consumed sections of the great white such as its enormous liver.

http://www.seaworld.org/infobooks/ki...le/dietkw.html

:glugglug

VideoVoyeur 06-17-2003 07:20 PM

Im sure if you do a search for whites killing orcas youll find that too...


Which is better blue or red, apples and oranges...

Your not in the ocean, many things happen everyday that would make the normal person look at it wierd.


Never know, whites might eat 10 orcas everyday and orcas might eat 10 whites everyday.

Amputate Your Head 06-17-2003 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by VideoVoyeur
Yea I could see an orca killing a white shark, but not if there had been more whites around...


1 on 1 Id say its anyones guess, whoever draws first blood.
More then 1 white on an orca? pfft whites would win...

the reason that'll never happen:

"Much like packs of wolves or prides of lions, killer whales often hunt cooperatively in pods for food. They work together to encircle and herd prey into a small area before attacking. When hunting a large whale, a pod of killer whales may attack from several angles."

Sharks are loners. Orcas aren't.

VideoVoyeur 06-17-2003 07:21 PM

Sharks are not loners by a long shot...

I know for a fact as I used to live in Florida and it had some of the largest hammerhead populations in the world, remmeber when that kid got eaten and they showed an arial view of that beach in florida?

They counted over 400 hammerhead sharks in a school...

Amputate Your Head 06-17-2003 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VideoVoyeur
Sharks are not loners by a long shot...

I know for a fact as I used to live in Florida and it had some of the largest hammerhead populations in the world, remmeber when that kid got eaten and they showed an arial view of that beach in florida?

They counted over 400 hammerhead sharks in a school...

great whites don't school.

VideoVoyeur 06-17-2003 07:27 PM

heh i gotta find that link on Australian Great Whites heh :)

Amputate Your Head 06-17-2003 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VideoVoyeur
Sharks are not loners by a long shot...

I know for a fact as I used to live in Florida and it had some of the largest hammerhead populations in the world, remmeber when that kid got eaten and they showed an arial view of that beach in florida?

They counted over 400 hammerhead sharks in a school...

"Social behavior

Although sharks and batoids are basically asocial, many species demonstrate various degrees of social behavior. For instance, hammerhead sharks commonly school."

you chose a rare example of social sharks.... I'd love to see a hammerhead take on a killer whale.... lol

maxjohan 06-17-2003 07:31 PM

How long does it take for a killer whale to be full grown?

How long does it take for a killer whale to be full grown?
A: About ten years. Male killer whales average 22 to 27 feet 96.7 to 8.2 m) and usually weigh between 8,000 and 12,000 pounds (3,628 to 5,442 kg). Females average 17 to 20 feet (5.2 to 6.1 m) and usually weigh between 3,000 and 8,000 pounds (1,362 to 3,628 kg). As a male killer whale grows to adulthood it gains weight, and its pectoral flippers, dorsal fin and tail flukes grow larger than those of females.

Do killer whales kill and eat sharks?

Sometimes, but they probably don't do it very often. Killer whales usually eat fish, and sometimes seals, sea lions or even whales or dolphins. You may be surprised to learn that even thought they are the top predator in the sea, ill, injured, or very young killer whales may be prey for some large species of shark

http://www.seaworld.org/infobooks/ki...le/dietkw.html

Happy..?? I thought they was much longer..you learn something ever day here on go fuck yourself.com :)

VideoVoyeur 06-17-2003 07:31 PM

Heh I take it youve never seen a hammerhead before eh...

VideoVoyeur 06-17-2003 07:34 PM

BTW



http://www.orcahome.de/images/orcawithshark.jpg

Amputate Your Head 06-17-2003 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by VideoVoyeur
Heh I take it youve never seen a hammerhead before eh...
hammerheads are impressive.... very cool indeed... there's lots of cool stuff in the ocean... I learn more every day... I love the ocean... and yeah, hammerheads rock...

but that doesn't mean they can take out an orca.... lol

VideoVoyeur 06-17-2003 07:38 PM

Unless your watching every shark and every orca in the ocean then you have no clue.

No one does...

Point I was trying to make...

VideoVoyeur 06-17-2003 07:40 PM

http://www.imagequest3d.com/pages/cu...d/JDW00071.jpg

Amputate Your Head 06-17-2003 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VideoVoyeur
Unless your watching every shark and every orca in the ocean then you have no clue.

No one does...

Point I was trying to make...

ok fine.... no, I'm not god. I can't monitor every last little action that goes on under the sea. And I suppose on rare occasion, a fucking toucan can take out a rhino too. I'm not there so I don't know for sure... it probly happens.

But as a GENERAL rule.... a fucking hammerhead shark is no match for a killer whale.

I concede.... some fatality ill orca floating helplessly on it's last breath somewhere is game for anything... happy?

jesus.... next time we're getting nitpicky give me some warning.

maxjohan 06-17-2003 07:44 PM

I like this thread..I think I going to the ocean..

:glugglug

maxjohan 06-17-2003 07:46 PM

:1orglaugh


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