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I read this on another board and thought I'd share cause it gave me a little laughter :winkwink:



He said,

"I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing

to put in it."

She said,

"you wear pants don't you?"

*****

He said,

"What have you been doing with all the grocery money I

gave you?"

She said,

"turn sideways &look in the mirror!"

*****

'Why are blonde jokes so short?"

"So men can remember them."

*****

"How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet

paper?"

"We don't know; it has never happened."

*****

"Why is it difficult to find men

who are sensitive, caring &good-looking?"

"They already have boyfriends."

*****

"Why are married women heavier than single women?"

"Single women come home, see what's in the fridge & go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed & go to
the fridge."

The difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 40pounds

that's a good one!!!!!!!:thumbsup

heh

:glugglug

Thanks I'll be here all week

:1orglaugh

what's the difference between an adult webmaster and another guy? about 200 POUNDS!!

of MONEY!!

"A women spends her life searching for the one perfect man, a man spends his life searching for his five perfect women."

hahaha :)

This is great! :thumbsup