I am 100% pure hetero - why do the homos hit on me all the time ?
 

Well dressed and built like a mens health model? is that why? I dont believe that gives them permission. Im close to knocking some fools out.

You sure have purty lips
:glugglug

you are a sexy biatch

im 100% pure hetero myself and im still hitting on you.

because they know you're lying.

if you are hetero, why put the "100% pure" title in front of it? seems like your in denial :2 cents:

You can't handle the thruth! *Jack Nicholson's voice*

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

<3 kiss me <3

because straight guys look good when they're sucking my dick, especially when they're well dressed and built like a mens health model.

I thought I was 100% hetero until I read this thread...just reading your words has me pretty turned on.

:1orglaugh

Most likely, its the cellphone strapped to your knee.

But I thought you said he wasn't that good in bed!?!:winkwink:

Admit it, you scream "I am gay", right? :)
:Graucho

Because you look gay

post a pic of yourself.

i'll decide if you're really gay or not.! take it from an expert!

because you are a sexy biatch

you got to post a pic of yourself to see if you look gay or not? Also what kinf of clothes do you wear?

Maybe you need to wear gaydar-absorbent material like a really bad leisure suit. That way you won't show up on their scopes.

Or, you could just be flattered and tell them no thanks.

SpaceAce

hahahaha

gay guys can recognize other gay guys,
loox like you have no choice, you are gay.

don't cut your hair like a faggot

Yeah a picture would help with answering your question. But if you get guys hitting on you just take it as a compliment. Just say no thanks I am straight and then you can break their heart.

Because Jedis are gay!

Didn't Yoda tell you?

Its probally because your all ass!

hey man, you apparently must be showing up on their gaydar

try wearing wrinkled clothes out and not combing your hair next time u go out

maybe you just haven't met the right man yet.........

post a pci if u think ur that good looking, or u full of shit fat boy?

all you homos who want to see my pic aint gonna get it :321GFY

lol

What if it was a girl homo who wanted to see your pic? I wanna know why queer boys get their gaydar set off by you and if mine would go "ping ping ping! He's a queen!" Post a pic, dammit.

im fucking straight, why do ugly, fat web geeks hit on me all the time????

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything?I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too?big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, I've got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s...

http://www.theonion.com/onion3604/why_do_all_these.html

Ok...lets see if gaydar works over the internet...this is one of our new models...straight or gay? :Graucho
I'll give you the answer later:

http://www.boyorgasm.com/henrik.jpg

Hum he looks very straight but I bet he is gay. =)

"Well dressed and built like a mens health model?" There you go right there. Normal guys don't give a fuck about being well-dressed and don't want to look like a fucking queer model.

Any guy who likes shopping or dressing up is 100% gay...just come out of the closet.

gay

yeah, and women like to go out with bums

hmm decisions decisons

do a poll!


straight

str8

"Ahhh he still look pretty gay to me!" (Cartman's voice)

guys would always hit on me untill yesterday when I posted my man boobies on GFY, now I have to beat the women away with a stick.

He's gay. Definately.
So, are you going to tel us?

Cuase they think you're hot :)
Take it as a compliment :thumbsup

Because i keep making profiles on GAy dating-sites, using your name and picture

Str8

mmmh, sounds like a player hater! :1orglaugh

Dont hate because you dont get laid! :321GFY

Ok so is he gay or straight? Do you guys sell any content?

LOL....I swear..i made the post before I myself knew. I wrote the photgrapher to find out. Get this...he's bisexual :1orglaugh

-joe

http://www.boyorgasm.com/henrik.jpg [/B][/QUOTE]

Yawn. I'm married. The sex is cheaper.

ok, i got the photo.
lemme optimize it.