Post money saving tips for the unemployed
 

I take short, cold showers to save on the hot water cost and only flush the toilet after taking a dump. Plus I wipe my ass with leftover newspaper.

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top ramen

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh no doubt!

Sell you car. Get a roommate. Eat Cheap. Work under the table. Get Food Stamps. Signup for medicare. Ask your parents to help you. And if that's not enough, I guess you could always pimp out your girlfriend on ifriends.

Drink cheap, strong booze. Sleep the days away.

use each tea bag twice, and make two pots of coffee with the same filter and grinds.

steal cable.

1999 - 2002

Tell yambo to start paying your cheap ass

switch to the cheap trannies instead of those expensive high class ones.

also, when in bar I try to mimic the clothing of the staff. This way I can collect the half empty glasses from the tables and get drunk for free and somebody might even tip me.

if you live anywhere near country side go on a car ride and buy loads of cheap veg from roadside stalls. This time of the year you can get huge amounts for little money.

Go buy cheap ass pasta and and some rice and off all of that you *can* eat and it will be fresh food. Fresh tomatoes this time of year cost next to nothing from a farm stand and make a great sauce, salad, etc.

Dang, I really wish there were places like that around london.

If you live in Canada like me you can still afford to eat steak cause it is so cheap with the Madcow.

I havn't eaten this well in 2 years.

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Good god chief....toilet paper is in every public restroom you could go in....have a little ambition and get you gym bag or something to take with you....FREE TP is everywhere....step on up from that newspaper :Graucho

Troy

split the two ply toilet paper and make 2 rolls!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That is fucking classic.

reuse condoms

Some dude that got stuck in some camp in vietnam told us a trick how you make one square last a week.

You just tair off a little piece of the square, poke your finger through it, then wipe with your finger.

When you are done, you just pull the square up your finger and it wipes off all the crap.

Use free aol cds ROFL

all hail the mad cow

This is the funniest fucking thing I've read all day.

bah.... tp is not a necessity. Crap outside and wipe your ass with the small furry forest animals.