I invented bondage.
 

You should see my knots -- I got all kinds of tricks... Chick puts on her pants, the clamps tighten by remote control, next thing you know -- she's hangin' from the celing sucking my dick like a thirsty bat in the Batcave...

:ticking

there is no penetration in true bondage.

post pics :1orglaugh

:throwup


Thats what happened after ya tried to make her drink yer man milk...

I'm joking -- bondage is yucky.

Who invented "true bondage"? Satan himself? :1orglaugh

haha, you feelin a bit spunky today? do something usefull and get your narrow ass in the kitchen and make me a sammich.

:warning

The fly is a genius!

You can be the bread gurl and we can make a sandwich baby.

i hear your mouth running, but i don't hear any cooking going on in the kitchen. :thefinger

Am I ignoring you? Awww... poor baby.

My ears are ringing.

are you familiar with the term "cruising for a bruising"?

That's ok i'm done playing.