Next time you lose your wife in a store
 

Where's my Wife? This is how you find her.


Just approach the nearest very beautiful woman and say:
"I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman will look puzzled and say: "Why talk to me?"

You will answer: "Because every time I talk to a woman with tits
like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere "