Who here has fucked a hooker?
 

So have ya? Ever pay for sex?

Was it worth it?

never

almost drunk enough in Cancun one time, luckily my credit card wasnt working lol

fucked alot of strippers.... never paid for it though

Been fucked by a hooker, it cost extra.
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Pegging :1orglaugh

I ran into a fucking HOT hooker tonight...paying for it crossed my mind lol

Bunch of fucking LIARS... LOLLL

Went out with this girl last night paid for drinks, diner, booze...

Guys 1+1=2

never... and I'm appalled at the question! As If!

I had a friend who would do it all the time but I never did, until one night I happened to have about $300 in my pocket and we were riding and these two thick hot black chicks hopped in with us without even talking and they must have been new because they were cheap, so I was like fuck it and threw them each like $50 and had at it in the Explorer on 20's with Dolemite on the DVD.

word.


What do you pay a hooker for? TO LEAVE.

When my brother came home from the Army, I gave him some money and talked him into doing it. I wanted some dirt on that asshole and I got it. If he ever fucks with me, I'll tell his wife that he fucked a whore and he knows I'll do it. This keeps the peace.

Depends on how much a PAIN IN DA ASS she is

bahh no hooker needed. girlfriend does it alright and it's free all the time :Graucho .. so basically, no.

Bullshit... everyone pays for it some way or another

Strap on dildo?

DUDE..... Do not go IN there ;-)

Now get the fuck out! :thumbsup

sick :eek2

Yes and not ashamed to admit it.

Why not pay for it, if you want it and you have no partner?

:Graucho

Do you kiss them in the mouth? :)

The answer to that question should be painfully obvious.

I will refrain from reminiscing about the not so long gone days when you could fly to Cuba and have teenage girls lining up to suck your dick for a plate of beans, rice and chicken, and a night in your casa.

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yes, when I was 15, and I couldnt get hard lol So I'm not sure if it could be called 'fucked'.

Almost :(

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Hahaha good thinking :thumbsup

wow.. twistyneck... between planning and fucking your brother and wishing cancer on your father, i'd have to guess you have some family intimacy issues.

Fucked a Chick from haiti with hair on her chest, can't remember what i payed but it wasn't free, that count?

Have Fucked other whores for $ none had as sweet tasting pussy as the hair chest.

strippers = overrated

So if us men pay for sex in one way shape or another. Are all women whores?

My brother had it coming. It was one of my best plans ever and it worked flawlessly, even better than hoped. Fortunately, we have resolved 99% of our differences and tend to get along now. The hooker keeps the remaining 1% tucked away and forgotten about. It's just a little insurance policy in case he gets cute again.

My father... yeah, it's a long story. He fucked up a lot of people's lives and some things just can't be forgiven.

"fucked alot of strippers.... never paid for it though"

Same here:)

But I took one and kept her.
7 years and runnin:)

good thread I like stories..

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fucked one over a period over 6 weeks time, when I stayed at her place. I had no idea about what she was doing until I found out the hard way ... moved out the next day ... but after all, the sex we had was great !!!

never have

LOL... respect

Hooker

Male or Female who offers sex for gain!
It has nothing to do with money


You buy her a beer and fuck her,, you just had sex with a hooker
You give her a t-shirt and have sex with her, she is a hooker

Any male or female having sex for personal gain is considered a hooker/prostitute

xoxo

this is a fact:)

this is true:thumbsup

I Never Did , i dont need too .. i have a lot of girlfriends :thumbsup

You've got a lot to learn.

One time I was out at some NY club for New Years, and was having a great time with a few close friends of mine. We had been dancing with these really hot chicks all night and buying them drinks and what not to keep the mood festive...and naturally to try to score at the end of the night...in typical New Years fashion

While we're dancing the chick I'm with pulls me closer and takes my cock out on the dance floor and starts jerking me off. Naturally I start to look around to see if anyone spots this. However, the club is dark and no one seems to notice...so I try to keep dancing to the beat as she jerks me off. At the end of the song she puts my dick back in my pants and asks me if I want to take off and fuck...

At that point I'm hard as hell, and basically looking for my buddies to get the fuck out of the spot. When I get to them, she is like she and her girl will do a lesbo show and fuck all of us for $300.

Now...half of me is like fuck! I wanted to feel special...and the other half was like fuck yeah!

So, then...

Are you tired of reading this fucking bullshit? I'm tired of writing it.

PLEASE tell us you didn't pass up an opportunity like that for only
$300.00.

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lol

Yes.
And yes.

NO WAY would i fuck a hooker *hides* :1orglaugh

A 50 year old hooker came up to me in my mustang, I contemplated it.....hehe naw that's just sick.

Exactly!
"Why would you pay for a hooker? You're a good looking guy!" I get asked. And that's why. I don't like going out and bullshitting some chick into fucking me thinking she's going to get a boyfriend out of the deal. Avoiding her, hurting feelings and all that is a drag and makes me feel like shit. It's better to just have a nice honest fuck with a hooker sometimes.

You're catching on.