I should win because...
 

because i never got my gfy shirt
because im a good designer but my computer sucks and its about to die
because my postcount isn't all that low
because i never screwed anyone over
because i'm an easy to get along with understanding person
because gfy is the only board i use
because mommy never tucked me into bed at night

and

because i would have won for sure if it wouldn't have been for my shitty computer. im that damn cool


now fuck off you undeserving bastards.

more like blame the user and not the computer am I rite?

no, your postcount is too low.