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Machete_ 06-13-2003 11:57 AM

I thought I killed a guy today
 
.. Every Friday down at the boxing training place, we team up and run a small tournament - "last man in the ring" is what we call it.
I was number two to fight this dude, and he looked a little tired, but he still wanted to fight. I thought; "easy win - cool"

2 round I hit him with a long serie and he was pretty shaken, but still standing - 30 seconds later my followup hit him SQUARE on the chin, and the guy just fell to the ground like somebody switched off his brain - it scared the shit out of me :(


1 minut later the guy was sitting up again ( made me feel a lot better) but even 30 minutes later, he still had problems standing straight

I'm not doing this again next Friday :thumbsup

maxjohan 06-13-2003 12:01 PM

ooo..KO

Good that lives goes on..for both of you :)

lawked 06-13-2003 12:06 PM

The UFC Light Heavyweight Championship of the worrrrrrrrrlddddddddd. :1orglaugh

Call up Joe Rogan, he'll get you in.

:thumbsup Good job on the knockout. Back in Highschool a friend was boxing everyone and knocking them out. He was 140 lbs taking on 220lbs's. He'd clean house at parties or roads after the bar closed. It was awesome seeing him in action.

Boxing rocks, keep it up .. it was either you or him :thumbsup

Kenneth K 06-13-2003 12:07 PM

gees mate, gotta be carefull with those muscles :winkwink:

Anthony_A 06-13-2003 12:11 PM

Keep working on that boxing!

grogan 06-13-2003 12:16 PM

I'll kick your head in.

Joesho 06-13-2003 12:18 PM

I think you full of shit, and a big pussy ebut!

Bobby Fissure 06-13-2003 12:19 PM

Boxing should be called "let's inflict brain damage on each other."

Hopefully mankind can move beyond such primitive games.

Anthony_A 06-13-2003 12:20 PM

Hey Hey, no need to get nasty on the boards.

You all can take a number to kick his ass. Right after me.

lawked 06-13-2003 12:20 PM

Gatti vs Ward was total brain damage and I loved it.

Boxing will never go away, it's too damn good.

Machete_ 06-13-2003 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anthony_A
Keep working on that boxing!
Im only doing it to be able to take all the hits and kick you will be throwing at me next january. Boxing is the Defensice part of the fight - The Offensive part is a secret - until I rough you up SSSOOOOOOO BBAAADDDDD !!!! :-)

when I get back into shape again (had a 3 months break due to the rough startup of one of my companys) I will shoot some video footage of me when traing, just to scare you and the other opponents

SonOfRage 06-13-2003 12:23 PM

Ive done 12 years of Kung Fu. I would fuck up any boxer.

Ever heard of the Dim Mak touch of death? Well on the streets, people call me the Dim Mac Daddy.

quiet 06-13-2003 12:24 PM

bunch of killers

PR_Phil 06-13-2003 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk
.. Every Friday down at the boxing training place, we team up and run a small tournament - "last man in the ring" is what we call it.
I was number two to fight this dude, and he looked a little tired, but he still wanted to fight. I thought; "easy win - cool"

2 round I hit him with a long serie and he was pretty shaken, but still standing - 30 seconds later my followup hit him SQUARE on the chin, and the guy just fell to the ground like somebody switched off his brain - it scared the shit out of me :(


1 minut later the guy was sitting up again ( made me feel a lot better) but even 30 minutes later, he still had problems standing straight

I'm not doing this again next Friday :thumbsup

did it make you feel powerful? or just oh shit what did I do?

Machete_ 06-13-2003 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
I think you full of shit, and a big pussy ebut!
hey - YOU were the pussy that called the gay crisis hotline thinking it was Lensmans privat phone

and YOU were the retard that fell for the "you have 24 hours" trick


Idiot

Machete_ 06-13-2003 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NWPhil


did it make you feel powerful? or just oh shit what did I do?


"oh shit what did I do?"

I did NOT like the way he fell to the ground

Machete_ 06-13-2003 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SonOfRage
Ive done 12 years of Kung Fu. I would fuck up any boxer.

Ever heard of the Dim Mak touch of death? Well on the streets, people call me the Dim Mac Daddy.

does it include a bible and a knife?

Sassyass 06-13-2003 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SonOfRage
Ive done 12 years of Kung Fu. I would fuck up any boxer.

Ever heard of the Dim Mak touch of death? Well on the streets, people call me the Dim Mac Daddy.

:1orglaugh
Sesame street?

Elmo---"oooooo Dim Mac Daddy is hewr"
Snuffleupugus---"ohhhh boy,,,, Here comes Dim Mac Daddy"

Joesho 06-13-2003 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk


hey - YOU were the pussy that called the gay crisis hotline thinking it was Lensmans privat phone

and YOU were the retard that fell for the "you have 24 hours" trick


Idiot

I got my eye on you ebut!http://www.joeshotsexlinks.com/joese...0on%20YOU!.jpg

Joesho 06-13-2003 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sassyass


:1orglaugh
Sesame street?

Elmo---"oooooo Dim Mac Daddy is hewr"
Snuffleupugus---"ohhhh boy,,,, Here comes Dim Mac Daddy"


That is some funny shit.....I just dropped my joint.

Anthony_A 06-13-2003 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk


Im only doing it to be able to take all the hits and kick you will be throwing at me next january. Boxing is the Defensice part of the fight - The Offensive part is a secret - until I rough you up SSSOOOOOOO BBAAADDDDD !!!! :-)

when I get back into shape again (had a 3 months break due to the rough startup of one of my companys) I will shoot some video footage of me when traing, just to scare you and the other opponents

Keep practicing that secret boxing stuff!

Machete_ 06-13-2003 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho


I got my eye on you ebut!http://www.joeshotsexlinks.com/joese...0on%20YOU!.jpg

Does it suck to be both chubby and gay?

mastamindz 06-13-2003 01:04 PM

How many rounds of BB's does it take.

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho


I got my eye on you ebut!http://www.joeshotsexlinks.com/joese...0on%20YOU!.jpg


Joesho 06-13-2003 01:13 PM

BB's my ass, this one shoots REAL, hard plastic arrows with a super sticky front end! so watch out or I t'll take an eye out if you play to rough!

Machete_ 06-13-2003 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
BB's my ass, this one shoots REAL, hard plastic arrows with a super sticky front end! so watch out or I t'll take an eye out if you play to rough!
Its still just a toy.

Joesho 06-13-2003 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk


Its still just a toy.

I have a special hidden missel toy for you EBUT!

dig420 06-13-2003 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SonOfRage
Ive done 12 years of Kung Fu. I would fuck up any boxer.

Ever heard of the Dim Mak touch of death? Well on the streets, people call me the Dim Mac Daddy.

you better go get exxxotica before you get someone too excited ;)

Machete_ 06-13-2003 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho


I have a special hidden missel toy for you EBUT!

will you bring your StarWares lightsabre or the StarTrek uniform ?

fucking Trekkies

Xsable 06-13-2003 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SonOfRage
Ive done 12 years of Kung Fu. I would fuck up any boxer.
In my experience the more (north american taught) martial arts they know the louder they scream when i break their arms...


kiyaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.....owwww.......waaahhh! hehe

Joesho 06-13-2003 01:44 PM

Ebut, pick one and shove it up your swoit!

extra BB's included......


http://www.joeshotsexlinks.com/joesecret/haha.jpg

Rich 06-13-2003 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xsable


In my experience the more (north american taught) martial arts they know the louder they scream when i break their arms...


kiyaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.....owwww.......waaahhh! hehe

Exactly, Kung Fu, Karate, Tae Kwon Doe, it's all bullshit. The one thing I've seen that's crazy is Brazilian Ju Jitzu (sp?), I have a couple friends that are into that and they can take on anyone. They were easily beating black belts in Kung Fu within their first 6 months doing the shit.

Anthony_A 06-13-2003 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
Ebut, pick one and shove it up your swoit!

extra BB's included......


http://www.joeshotsexlinks.com/joesecret/haha.jpg

Hey Lookie, it's what Candians call "Farmers" of that number Bumper Crop.

Hey do you guys really shoot Hikers that walk into your farm by accident?

Anthony_A 06-13-2003 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich


Exactly, Kung Fu, Karate, Tae Kwon Doe, it's all bullshit. The one thing I've seen that's crazy is Brazilian Ju Jitzu (sp?), I have a couple friends that are into that and they can take on anyone. They were easily beating black belts in Kung Fu within their first 6 months doing the shit.

Is that right? 6 months and they are kicking everyone ass, huh?

Machete_ 06-13-2003 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
Ebut, pick one and shove it up your swoit!

extra BB's included......


http://www.joeshotsexlinks.com/joesecret/haha.jpg


Funny how you always like to talk about my butt or ass
Why the massive interrest? is it hard to supress your gay side?

Joesho 06-13-2003 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anthony_A


Hey Lookie, it's what Candians call "Farmers" of that number Bumper Crop.

Hey do you guys really shoot Hikers that walk into your farm by accident?



Only if they try to steal my WEED or fuck my goats n chikens n such!!!!

Or they got a name like EBUT

Anthony_A 06-13-2003 01:51 PM

Wow. Real life Pot Growers on GFY. This place is just moving on up!

SonOfRage 06-13-2003 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xsable


In my experience the more (north american taught) martial arts they know the louder they scream when i break their arms...


kiyaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.....owwww.......waaahhh! hehe

LOL @ Canadians being tough :1orglaugh

SonOfRage 06-13-2003 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich


Exactly, Kung Fu, Karate, Tae Kwon Doe, it's all bullshit. The one thing I've seen that's crazy is Brazilian Ju Jitzu (sp?), I have a couple friends that are into that and they can take on anyone. They were easily beating black belts in Kung Fu within their first 6 months doing the shit.


Ive seen that Brazilian Jiu Jitzu stuff... looks like a bunch of homosexuals buttlovin each other.

I would never fight one of those guys because I dont want to be chocked unconcious then gang raped by a bunch of hairy Brazilians.

Anthony_A 06-13-2003 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SonOfRage



Ive seen that Brazilian Jiu Jitzu stuff... looks like a bunch of homosexuals buttlovin each other.

I would never fight one of those guys because I dont want to be chocked unconcious then gang raped by a bunch of hairy Brazilians.

BJJ is the reason we have NHB/MMA fights in such high demand now. Are you saing Exxxotica is a ROMO?

SonOfRage 06-13-2003 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anthony_A


BJJ is the reason we have NHB/MMA fights in such high demand now. Are you saing Exxxotica is a ROMO?


Exxxotica is beyond ROMO! I know him personaly, the only reason he does that grappling stuff is to be close to sweaty men. If he was a Gracie, he'd be "Romo Gracie"

Anthony_A 06-13-2003 02:04 PM

I like your style SOR. I would be called Rorny myself.

Joesho 06-13-2003 02:05 PM

BJJ, that is where you choke em out huh!

hey this buds for you!

http://www.joeshotsexlinks.com/joese...ow%20knows.jpg

Xsable 06-13-2003 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SonOfRage


LOL @ Canadians being tough :1orglaugh

Ok i wont use this as an excuse to take cheap shots at americans...

but if you think hockey players and lacrosse players aren't tough then your one confused dude....in a gi hehe

RW316 06-13-2003 02:06 PM

nice guns fellas

Anthony_A 06-13-2003 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xsable


Ok i wont use this as an excuse to take cheap shots at americans...

but if you think hockey players and lacrosse players aren't tough then your one confused dude....in a gi hehe

Go fuck yourself, eh?

Ohhhhh, those hockey players, I gotta be sure not to piss them off, I don't want them running after me in full gear and hockey skates here in fucking LOS ANGELES.

Machete_ 06-13-2003 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
BJJ, that is where you choke em out huh!

hey this buds for you!

http://www.joeshotsexlinks.com/joese...ow%20knows.jpg

a.c.h.r.o.f.t will get you

Anthony_A 06-13-2003 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
BJJ, that is where you choke em out huh!

hey this buds for you!

http://www.joeshotsexlinks.com/joese...ow%20knows.jpg

Joe,

Christmas is looking to be good this year, eh?

Angelonfire 06-13-2003 02:09 PM

:thumbsup

Joesho 06-13-2003 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anthony_A


Joe,

Christmas is looking to be good this year, eh?

I can not wait to decorate my tree!... hey mabey we can use EBUT's balls for the decorations....if he has any that is!

Anthony_A 06-13-2003 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho


I can not wait to decorate my tree!... hey mabey we can use EBUT's balls for the decorations....if he has any that is!

Well I'll find out for sure come august. If he does, I'll make sure I'll rip them off nice and neat for you to mail up to Canada to put on the tree. =o)


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