101 Uses For Vaseline
 

101 Uses For Vaseline

A woman answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?"
"Oh yes, all the time. It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns."
"Do you use it for anything else?"
"Like what?"
"Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. sex."
"Oh, of course. Yes, I smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep my husband out!"

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Oz

hehe:Graucho

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I'm using it right now to soften up my baseball mitt.

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And what do you call her? :1orglaugh
Fingers sore?

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Oz