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Machete_ 06-11-2003 10:57 AM

Girlfriend wanted... ( females only)
 
Im tired of being single, so if you have a sister or friend that wants a Nice Danish Gentleman, please let me know


p.s. Im RICH !!!!

Amputate Your Head 06-11-2003 10:57 AM

whatta you mean "females only"...? Are you racist against males? :eek7

stoned 06-11-2003 10:59 AM

That would be called sexist.......
:girl

Machete_ 06-11-2003 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
whatta you mean "females only"...? Are you racist against males? :eek7

I just hate it when sombody tryes to lay the pipe in my butthole - so im sticking with femals for now.

But I'll keep you in maind if I ever turn gay..



and get some sleep my friend - you will go cracy again if you dont get back into a "normal" sleep routine

C_U_Next_Tuesday 06-11-2003 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk
Im tired of being single, so if you have a sister or friend that wants a Nice Danish Gentleman, please let me know


p.s. Im RICH !!!!

Good thing you are rich, my "girls" cost alot:1orglaugh

PR_Phil 06-11-2003 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stoned
That would be called sexist.......
:girl

or not gay!

Hammer 06-11-2003 11:02 AM

Doesn't the word 'girlfriend' already imply female?

Machete_ 06-11-2003 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


Good thing you are rich, my "girls" cost alot:1orglaugh

gimmi some pictures and prizes

EscortBiz 06-11-2003 11:03 AM

Well many here dont know but i am 100% female, I just got out of a very nasty divorce and looking for someone who can treat me like a lady I am 27 turning 28 in just 2 days.

I want to be upfront I have a 2 year old child that I have shared custody over.

I can travel too.

mjrools23 06-11-2003 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Hammer
Doesn't the word 'girlfriend' already imply female?
no

Machete_ 06-11-2003 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Hammer
Doesn't the word 'girlfriend' already imply female?
not on GFY

Monique Niccole 06-11-2003 11:05 AM

I'll be your girlfriend. But you have to let me fuck you with a strap-on and post the pics on GFY. Deal?

jaYMan 06-11-2003 11:06 AM

ewwww the dating thread ;)))

29 single male (notgay) fullcustody of 4 yo heathenboy...

lol

Machete_ 06-11-2003 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Well many here dont know but i am 100% female, I just got out of a very nasty divorce and looking for someone who can treat me like a lady I am 27 turning 28 in just 2 days.

I want to be upfront I have a 2 year old child that I have shared custody over.

I can travel too.

Im interrested - send me some pictures to info"at"ropixhome.dk

I like children, so thats not a problem

Machete_ 06-11-2003 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaYMan
ewwww the dating thread ;)))

29 single male (notgay) fullcustody of 4 yo heathenboy...

lol

If you mess up my thread I'll KILL YOU - got it?

stevecore 06-11-2003 11:08 AM

would you like me to give you my sister's number? shes currently looking for a boyfriend.

http://www.maxhardcore.com/steve/wife.jpg

Machete_ 06-11-2003 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
would you like me to give you my sister's number? shes currently looking for a boyfriend.

http://www.maxhardcore.com/steve/wife.jpg

your being uncool - I might kill you in the future

beavis 06-11-2003 11:15 AM

If I find you one, will you buy me one also?

Your rich, I'm sure that will be no problem..........

Machete_ 06-11-2003 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beavis
If I find you one, will you buy me one also?

Your rich, I'm sure that will be no problem..........


Find me one, and I'll buy you one to - that's a deal

angeleyes 06-11-2003 11:54 AM

Have a pic? :Graucho

stevecore 06-11-2003 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk


your being uncool - I might kill you in the future

oh cmon man... just jokin'... all in good fun. anyways, best of luck in finding new steady poon.:thumbsup

xxxdesign-net 06-11-2003 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk
Im tired of being single, so if you have a sister or friend that wants a Nice Danish Gentleman, please let me know


p.s. Im RICH but... I have a small cock :Oh crap


Hey, why the quick edit man?!

delia 06-11-2003 12:22 PM

You must be extremely hansom if you need to announce your future girlfriends that you are rich. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Reak 06-11-2003 12:25 PM

you rich? :321GFY or see my SIG

Everybody here is RICH thats nothing New

Only newbies aint Rich but they will be

benthompson 06-11-2003 12:28 PM

are you sure that this is the correct place to look for a g/f?

overflow 06-11-2003 12:36 PM

how about you pay me to pretend Im your girlfriend. Seeing as your so rich. Then you can still fuck as many girls as you want, and still have a girlfriend.
You know the best of both worlds

ldinternet 06-11-2003 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes
Have a pic? :Graucho
ebus looks kinda like Right Said Fred's little brother...

Sasha18 06-11-2003 12:49 PM

how much do u weight ? :Graucho

Spunky 06-11-2003 12:52 PM

She has a great personality...and rich too!
http://zgeek.com/trailerparkpage/uglylucker2.jpg

SL|M! 06-11-2003 12:54 PM

http://www.ninatv.com/images/free/blue_indian.jpg

DarkJedi 06-11-2003 01:00 PM

EscortBiz is female ?
Damn, i could have sworn you were a man the way you post !!


:Graucho

EscortBiz 06-11-2003 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
EscortBiz is female ?
Damn, i could have sworn you were a man the way you post !!


:Graucho

ask aaronm met him sunday

Machete_ 06-11-2003 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz


ask aaronm met him sunday

I wanna marry you now - please call me soon

Machete_ 06-11-2003 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net



Hey, why the quick edit man?!


hahahah - you have the same humor as me :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Machete_ 06-11-2003 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sasha18
how much do u weight ? :Graucho
you can se that in this thread :thumbsup
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=140650

Spunky 06-11-2003 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk


I wanna marry you now - please call me soon

Homo


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