I'm fucking tired
 

but I can't sleep.... back into the insomnia cycle here.

someone inspire me.... flame me.... gobble my penis... something.

STIMULATE MY ASS YOU FUCKERS.

see how long u can stay up for and when u feel tired blast LOUD LOUD music,
then drop some e and sit in a hottub!

Why don't you go to the beach, that is where I would be if I were you. Are you actually on the ocean? Get a wireless card and work on the ocean, damn that would be awesome.

Mark :)

it's 11:30 at night.

eat some carrots (if you're a coffee drinker) or go find some valerian root pills.. you'll be sleeping in no time.

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I would still be on the ocean, don't care what time it is. Go have some sex on the beach. :)

I fucking HATE carrots more than anything else on Earth....

how did you choose to mention carrots? Luck? Or are you connected to my stalker somehow?

fuck.... carrots.... I'm gagging just thinking about them.

i'm back into my 'work all night' cycle.

:glugglug

Across the street.....

but I'm still not going in the middle of the night.

its actually a trick i learned working for starbucks back in the day... if you drink coffee (hence caffeine) the carrots take it out of your system. thats why i mentioned "if you drink coffee".

ever tried valerian root to pass out? natural and non-addictive.

that's probly why I hate them so much..... I'm a caffeine junkie. I drink roughly, 2 pots of coffee a day, (in the morning), then switch to Coke for the rest of the day. I don't like the caffeine being flushed out. I drink coffee and/or Coke right up until I go to sleep... and can fall asleep in about 30 seconds.

Serious addiction here.

hey man you interested in doing some work for me? Remember that hula dancer? She was like one of the featured dancers, she was always right up front. She was also the same girl we paid our money to when we arrived. Remember I told her I was the cousin?

Anyway, that night after the show, I saw her and pointed her out to Mrs. RedShoe. The Mrs. and I both agree that she would be perfect for a sculpture I want to do of a hula dancer.

So I approached her (not remembering she was the cashier) and was surprised when she remembered exactly who I was.

I asked her if she'd be interested and she said yes. So... what I need is someone there to take DETAILED measurements of her entire body, and very detailed photographs as well.

Are you up to it?

way serious... but hey, whatever works... more power to ya! :thumbsup

Send her over bro. (seriously)

Of course you realize though, the pics will be Adult.com content. (if I can get a release outta her, that is)

Hmm, but it's purely for sculpture reference, and I don't wanna scare her off.

I'm just playin' man.....

seriously... we'll hafta talk on the phone so I know what you need and so it's all cool. I'm not gonna exploit her....


trust me. :Graucho

damn.... I'm a bastard.

Have a ride.... that will make you sleep after Wink*

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I'll send you a sheet that has all the reference points.

And maybe I can make a short little video showing exactly where to measure.

cool...

gotta crash here man... can't think straight anymore tonight....

gimme a call when you're ready (and she's ready obviously) and we'll work it out to whatever specs/details you need.

I'll be pro about it... you know me man. (that may or may not be a good thing)

here she is... remember her?
http://bootybone.com/gfy/hula-girl.jpg

well? do you remember her or not?

yep.... I remember her

you can do it the medical way (take some pills), or

the natural way (no caffeine 2-3 hours before sleeping).

:thumbsup

amputate your head.. it will end all problems:thumbsup

hey Amp have you ever tried melatonin? Its the shit for insomnia, I just ran out of the stuff myself.

You wake up feeling all refreshed and stuff.

:)

never heard of it.....

I think it's this habanero beef jerky that's fucking me up.... it's definately ripping my colon apart... but I think it's making me so I can't sleep now too.... gotta lay off that shit for a while I think.

Ever seen that shirt "got beans" ..:glugglug :glugglug

they say Kava root and Valerian root mixed is a naturual valium..has to be certain percentages for them like 70% kava or something like that

hahaha well it won't do anything for your jerky problem but a friend of mine turned me on to the stuff and I was amazed. Better than sleeping pills.

Check out the customer reviews hehe

melatonin

Hmmm.. your ass no... I prefer the cock myself haha.

If you can't sleep then you're like me.. it's 4:27 in the morning right now and I don't feel the least bit tired!!
Pain in the ass!
I hear counting sheep is good... or lie on your bed, close your eyes and think about a fantasy of yours... not necessarily sexual.. maybe you're superman.. i dunno..

works for me..

The never fail method for me is Tylenol PM two of those and it is night night with no after effects!

http://www.gettingwell.com/drug_info...fgotc278.shtml

Go fucking sleep you pig

good anough ?