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InsaneMidget 06-10-2003 05:24 AM

I am looking to be hired.
 
Skills:

- TGP Design
- Run TGP's
- Affiliate Program Design
- Paysite Design
- Run Paysites
- Gallery Design
- Gallery Submitting (To TGP's)
- Freesite Design
- Freesite Submitting (To linklists)
- AVS Design (Premium, Gold, Standard, etc...)
- Design promotional materials (Banners, FPA's, HPA's, etc...)
- Basic Flash MX Design
- Design, create, and run a traffic pump (Porn network of freesites, galleries, avs sites, etc..)
- Can install most basic php & perl cgi scripts.
(I am probably forgetting other skills)

Have good knowledge of almost any area of the industry.
Can give references.
I am willing to upgrade or learn new skills.


Ideally, I would like a startup salary that would gradually increase, of around $300usd a week.
I will work Monday-Friday, 8 hours a day.

Please contact me on icq at 127893368
or by email (Click Here)

Otherwise, leave your contact information, and I will contact you ASAP.

If I forgot to mention anything, please ask. :)

InsaneMidget 06-10-2003 05:34 AM

Forgot to link my email above.

Click here.

TheViper 06-10-2003 05:36 AM

Sounds good midget :thumbsup

machineg 06-10-2003 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by InsaneMidget
Skills:

Ideally, I would like a startup salary that would gradually increase, of around $300usd a week.
I will work Monday-Friday, 8 hours a day.


Work for yourself .. you'll be making more than that.

7.5 an hour might as well apply at mcdonalds .
:2 cents:

InsaneMidget 06-10-2003 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by machineg


Work for yourself .. you'll be making more than that.

7.5 an hour might as well apply at mcdonalds .
:2 cents:


I understand your opinion on it, however, my reasons for going this path are personal. :)

Project-Shadow 06-10-2003 05:45 AM

But why?
You can be earning that everyday if you worked 8 hrs.. :helpme

Alex From San Diego 06-10-2003 05:46 AM

Hit me up InsaneMidget :)

X37375787 06-10-2003 05:48 AM

sounds insane, but good luck anyway :thumbsup

Alex From San Diego 06-10-2003 06:13 AM

Welcome Aboard to JasonandAlex.com InsaneMidget :)

InsaneMidget 06-10-2003 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex From San Diego
Welcome Aboard to JasonandAlex.com InsaneMidget :)

Thank you Alex, I am really excited to be a part of your team.

:thumbsup

X37375787 06-10-2003 06:15 AM

damn, Alex don't be takin' no hostages. Congrats!

FuqALot 06-10-2003 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex From San Diego
Welcome Aboard to JasonandAlex.com InsaneMidget :)
Hehe... nice.

Jer 06-10-2003 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex From San Diego
Welcome Aboard to JasonandAlex.com InsaneMidget :)
:thumbsup

magnatique 06-10-2003 08:27 AM

Welcome aboard Mr Midget... I'll be your host for the ride...

We might experience some slight disturbance on the flight, but overall it should be an enjoyable ride!

:)

hey, I gotta deal with some shit over here, I'll get a hold of ya in a little bit!

Martin 06-10-2003 08:31 AM

Nice.

BossHawg 06-10-2003 08:34 AM

Damn InsaneMidget..you should have hit me up and we would have worked something out for sure :)

Best of luck with the new gig and if it dont work out, holla at me!

Big E 06-10-2003 08:42 AM

Damn you Alex! =)

Insane, you're working with good people - I think you'll enjoy the experience and you'll certainly learn a lot!

Anyone else with the same skills looking for work? =)

Alex From San Diego 06-10-2003 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Big E
Damn you Alex! =)

Insane, you're working with good people - I think you'll enjoy the experience and you'll certainly learn a lot!

Anyone else with the same skills looking for work? =)

Is this the same Big E from SoCal?

Hi Me up :)

Bex 06-10-2003 08:47 AM

I hope he got more than he was asking for. Kinda low balling yourself there aren't you? :2 cents:

But only you know what is right for YOU! :)

Alex From San Diego 06-10-2003 08:49 AM

Big E...

It is you..lol

Should of read your sig and I would have known...

InsaneMidget 06-10-2003 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by magnatique
Welcome aboard Mr Midget... I'll be your host for the ride...

We might experience some slight disturbance on the flight, but overall it should be an enjoyable ride!

:)

hey, I gotta deal with some shit over here, I'll get a hold of ya in a little bit!



Hello good sir. :winkwink:


Looking forward to teaming up with ya.

InsaneMidget 06-10-2003 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bex
I hope he got more than he was asking for. Kinda low balling yourself there aren't you? :2 cents:

But only you know what is right for YOU! :)



:)


I think it's a really low salary, but I wanted to join a good team, see how the great minds work.

And thats what I got. :winkwink:

I am happy and excited to work with JasonandAlex.com

AcidMax 06-10-2003 08:56 AM

Damn makes me want to put my skillz out..hahahaha...

Congrats InsaneMidget..

Bex 06-10-2003 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by InsaneMidget




:)


I think it's a really low salary, but I wanted to join a good team, see how the great minds work.

And thats what I got. :winkwink:

I am happy and excited to work with JasonandAlex.com

You got what you wanted then, that is cool.
Good luck to you! :thumbsup

Fletch XXX 06-10-2003 08:58 AM

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...hreadid=141530

Your brother is hiring designers.

:thumbsup

Techie Media 06-10-2003 09:02 AM

Jayson and Alex, I don't know you guys, but you guys seem to be some good people. It's great to see that there are still some good helpful peeps in the biz...:thumbsup To you guys..

Congrats Insane Midget:)

InsaneMidget 06-10-2003 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...hreadid=141530

Your brother is hiring designers.

:thumbsup



Thats good, I know he has been booked with work for quite a while now. We find we work better separate, thats why I don't work with him. Thanks for pointing this out though.

Fletch XXX 06-10-2003 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by InsaneMidget
I wanted to join a good team, see how the great minds work.

Just like your last job with JFPDude?

This is one of the few industries one can land a job with no application, refernces, or background check.

That' why it's filled with thieves, crooks, and scammers.

Enjoy your new job, hope it goes well, and hope you learned a lesson from the last time.

good luck.

Snake Doctor 06-10-2003 09:15 AM

Congrats Jason and Alex, you snapped him up before I saw the thread...LOL

Anyone else out there with similar skills willing to work for a similar salary can contact me ICQ# 78465690

BTW InsaneMidget, are you interested in buying your domain back? I picked it up from JFPDude awhile back and I'm really not doing anything with it.

InsaneMidget 06-10-2003 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


Just like your last job with JFPDude?

This is one of the few industries one can land a job with no application, refernces, or background check.

That' why it's filled with thieves, crooks, and scammers.

Enjoy your new job, hope it goes well, and hope you learned a lesson from the last time.

good luck.


:)

I never was employed by JFPDude, I did apoligize for what happened, and it was a year and a half ago. It was a stupid mistake, that being new, I shouldn't have tried it. I was not educated on it being wrong or the consequences of it. As I recall, he forgave me, and all was well. For those who don't know, JFPDude, was kind enough to help me out, gave me a domain and hosting, I was contacted by a guy about spamming, where he convinced me to try it, I did it with a cgi script, I got in trouble. It was stupid. I'm glad I was caught, and I have learned a lot.

I have no problem giving an employer any information they need or want.

And thank you for the good luck, hope design sales are strong for you.

OzKaNoz 06-10-2003 10:19 AM

Congrats InsaneMidget
I have to agree the pay you wanted is way low.

magnatique
Damn I didn't know you were with them.

Oz

LeeNoga 06-10-2003 10:24 AM

Can you feel the love here? How rare :-)

Congrats Midget and the folks that hired you.

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Brujah 06-10-2003 10:31 AM

Congrats Man. I know you got the skills. If you have the worth ethic too, Alex is getting a great deal.

Brujah 06-10-2003 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AcidMax
Damn makes me want to put my skillz out..hahahaha...

Congrats InsaneMidget..

Don't be shy. Lay it all out.

Alex From San Diego 06-10-2003 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzKaNoz
Congrats InsaneMidget
I have to agree the pay you wanted is way low.

magnatique
Damn I didn't know you were with them.

Oz

Ya...Mag has been with us for over a year...

We sometimes let him out of the basement.

Get back to work Mag or I'll flip that switch again.

I have found that shock therapy is a good motivating tool for our employees here at JasonandAlex

InsaneMidget 06-10-2003 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex From San Diego


Ya...Mag has been with us for over a year...

We sometimes let him out of the basement.

Get back to work Mag or I'll flip that switch again.

I have found that shock therapy is a good motivating tool for our employees here at JasonandAlex




:(

Scared now.

kmanrox 06-10-2003 11:09 AM

rock on midge, good luck, hit me up kman at kmanrox dot com if it doesnt work out...

detoxed 06-10-2003 11:15 AM

thats a pretty low salary, unless it takes you a month to build a paysite :)

FlyingIguana 06-10-2003 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex From San Diego
Welcome Aboard to JasonandAlex.com InsaneMidget :)
haha you don't waste no time

OzKaNoz 06-10-2003 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex From San Diego


Ya...Mag has been with us for over a year...

We sometimes let him out of the basement.

Get back to work Mag or I'll flip that switch again.

I have found that shock therapy is a good motivating tool for our employees here at JasonandAlex

LOL :1orglaugh

Oz

OzKaNoz 06-10-2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by InsaneMidget





:(

Scared now.

Yeah, I heard they do a weekly cavity searchs to make sure no one sneaks out with a pack of pencils or pens or maybe both.

And also that every Wednesday is anal probe day for everyone and they use some really big probes.

Maybe Alex can confirm what I was told for you.

:1orglaugh
Oz

InsaneMidget 06-10-2003 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzKaNoz

Yeah, I heard they do a weekly cavity searchs to make sure no one sneaks out with a pack of pencils or pens or maybe both.

And also that every Wednesday is anal probe day for everyone and they use some really big probes.

Maybe Alex can confirm what I was told for you.

:1orglaugh
Oz



Well sounds good to me. :Graucho

LadyMischief 06-10-2003 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by magnatique
Welcome aboard Mr Midget... I'll be your host for the ride...

We might experience some slight disturbance on the flight, but overall it should be an enjoyable ride!

:)

hey, I gotta deal with some shit over here, I'll get a hold of ya in a little bit!

Watch out for this guy, Midget. He gives the reacharound.

m4tt 06-11-2003 10:19 AM

Please let me out of the basement... i'm claustrophobic and havn't had anything to eat in a week

I'm cold. :(


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