Funny Headlines! (real ones!)
 

Found these on a few websites, and rather than post the pics of the headlines, just decided to post the funnier headlines. Enjoy.



"Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls"

"Psychics Predict World Didn't End Yesterday"

"Sun or Rain Expected Today, Dark Tonight."

"Soap and Water Still Cleans Well"

"Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after 25"

"Man arrested for using wife as shark bait"

"Time to spark up the bowls" (posted as a sports story headline)

"Bonnie blows Clinton" (posted about Hurricane Bonnie)

"Specialist: Electric Chair can be 'Extrememly Painful' "

"Clinton's firmness got results"

"Jane Fonda to teens: Use head to avoid pregnancy"

"Prostitutes Appeal to Pope"

"Scouts Pitch Tents at Seminary"

"Never Withold herpes infection from loved ones"

"Alcohol ads promote drinking"

"Infertility unlikely to be passed on"

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lol great ones :thumbsup

you got me there.