Beyond the boundaries of the human bowel
 

the last 24 hours:

coffee
coke
cheese
eggs
habanero beef jerky
pizza
kalua pig
mahi mahi
poi
pina coladas
mai tais
beer
bread
salad
tomatos
teryaki steak
pineapple
cookie dough ice cream
nachos

I think technically, I should be tagged-on-the-toe dead.... but instead, my ass feels like a fuckin' bomb went off in there.

was it with
before or after medication?

i'm not real kind to my stomach either my list goes:

guiness
whiskey
medium rare hamburger
nachos with chili and cheese
chili cheese saurkraut hotdogs
pizza
3 day old italian hoagie


stay away i'm just about deadly

drink a gallon of egg nog to top it off

ill be depositing a whole dominos pizza i ate last nite

"habanero beef jerky"

I need to try this....
probably good for a nice ass blowout..

Yeah.. I feel ya man.. This weekend I had:

3 Sausage with egg mc muffins
2 Breakfast jacks
2 Sourdough breakfast sandwiches
5 hashbrowns
12 Wyders Peach Ciders
2 Coronas
6 Shots of jack daniels
8 Taco Supremes
4 glasses of milk
1 bag of popcorn
1 bag of nacho doritos
1 bowl of chicken soup
1 bowl of chili
1 Polish sausage with heavy sour kraut
and probably about 4 gallons of soda.. heh..


I have had the shits and the foulest gas ever today..

I feel like someone punched me in the stomach a bunch of times..

Media

oh hell.... I completely forgot about the sausage egg biscuit from McDonalds....

add that to my list too. :helpme

man that's heavy.. you need to burn those.

Now if you really want to be able to smell the most of those diets
I suggest you take a few XTC's and party all night. Next day do
NOT take a dump without diving gear!

DynaMite :2 cents:

Led weight belt and Oxygen mask are the most required items you'll need to take.....forget the wetsuit LOL

DynaMite :1orglaugh