Wanna Hear Something Funny???
 

This Is For Bikers ...


so my bud and like 4 guys go cruising on harleys. Each one of them has had a bike for like 30yrs, including this guy named "magoo" ...

Well, magoo decides to switch bikes with another guy. He goes off his harley, and onto this guys bmw bike.

Before they pull off, he asks the owner of this nice bmw ....

"hey richie, is this same as mine? 1 down 5 up?"

and richie says:

"no magoo, its 1 down 4 up"

guess what magoo says??!!

"ahhh i see, so its a 4 speed"


BAAHAHHAHHAHAHA

4 SPEED!!! BAHAHAHAHAA




Ok nobody prolly finds this funny, im just bored and tired as shit right now, lol

to give you an idea what kind of character this "magoo" is ....

one story from the same day (he is on the other guys bike still) ...

they are all cruisin along the highway, and see the exit ahaid ...

magoo blows right past it, then realizes what he did ... so he slams on the breaks!!

Now this bmw has ABS, so it didnt slide or anything, but right behind him was an 18 wheeler, and the truck goes swirving all over the place!

ROFL!!!

this guy is REALLY too much, lol

For those of you who clicked on this thread expecting entertainment and were dissapointed...

http://www.chisholmclan.com/greychis...-deerstand.jpg

"Redneck Deer Stand"

Right

:Graucho

oh and after his little "oh its a 4 speed" speech, he jumps on, and starts it up ... forgets to pull in the clutch!!

The bike starts jerking forward, and everyone is sitting around looking at him make an ass out of himself.


Mind you this guy has been riding his whole life!


But he has no brains whatsoever, lol

You Stoned ?

i think i need this more than you now....

http://www.dentrinity.com/RaymondAu/commander/38.jpg

http://www.chisholmclan.com/greychis...neck-radar.jpg

:1orglaugh

please dont tell me the "oh its a 4 speed" isnt just a BIT funny, lol

i laughed my ass off so hard when i heard it.

richie: no its 1 down 4 up
magoo: ooohh its a 4 speed!


LOL!!!!!

Get it? 1 down 4 up is a total of 5 speeds, and this guys been riding his whole life!!!


ahh fuckit, this is prolly stupid but im too tired to realize it

lol gutterboy :)

don't worry, if the cigs don't kill you by the time your stand up comedy career starts, the beer bottles being hurled by the audience will :thumbsup

:winkwink:

You fucking Nuts

I didn't get it ? :(