i need to blow something up...
 

but i don't have any gunpowder. or draino. dammit!!!

yeah, those would be much less dangerous, than say, someone's car. at least i probably wouldn't go to jail.


BUT DON'T WORRY, not going to blow up a car. being a "good guy" sucks.

take a couple of boxs of spacklers(yes the fireworks) duct tape them all together really tightly, like 50 times around them with duct making sure to complately wrap them, before you do the top, pull one out about an inch.


light it. stick it where it needs to go, and run like hell. :)

i don't have any "spacklers" either, whatever those are ;).


i do have an extra fuel can, but no ping pong balls or draino, or screws. i have some windex though... but then i'm not sure what you can blow up with windex.

naw can't do shit with windex. ammonia and bleach mixed together can be pretty volitile, dunno how to make it combust though. you got any salt peter? you could always whip up some black powder.

I know a certain somebody who could use a nice little mail-bomb right about now.

know what i need? some canned shaving foam and some liquid nitrogen. yeah, that would be fun. hahahahah. yeah. almost more fun than blowing something up.... but where oh where do i get liquid nitrogen, and especially at this hour???

melt styrofoam, i think.

hrm... how does heating something make it REALLY cold?