Fuckin roommate
 

I'm just fuckin sick of him

2 nights ago i went to sleep at my GF's cuz i got in a real bad sleeping schedule cuz of that idiot fuck. Guess what at 3:30AM he fuckin calls my cell to see if i'm awake. Fuckin selfish prick

I live in a fuckin pig sty cuz of him
He wakes me up all the time
He ate all my Mayo (believe it, here it's a great offense)
he never pays on time
he brings home idiot friends
he's a fuckin alcoholic
he's irresponsible

At least i get comfort in knowing that my cat enjoys taking a piss on his bed (well he doesn't have a bed, just a bunch of blankets on the floor)

What a fuckin deadbeat

sorry i had to get it off my chest :ak47:

Oh and i can't stop contemplating his bedroom, it would make a nice office for sure

is he your friend?

That'S the main prob he is a good friend but not a good roommate so it's a bit touchy

smack him

yo

Tell him to get his act together or kick him the fuck out

Kick him in the balls and then dump all his shit outside.

For that alone I say :ak47:

he's not a good friend either if he does that....:Graucho

in usually go on vacation with someone before i get them as a roommate

Kick him out for sure.

see if they'll put out first?

:1orglaugh sound so fuckin familliar@!#$!

gimme your #, i'll say I'll come kill you, and he'll fear for his life and get teh fuck out

or what you can do is just ignore his call or pull out the connection so, he won't bother you anymore!:thumbsup

TWO MEN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVES

The lease is to my name cuz that deadbeat's credit sucks ass anyway

Going on title only I would say...

Live alone.

:glugglug

been there, not much you can do without being a dick. if you invited him to come live with you then you should have checked out how he kept his previous place. the only exception is the money thing, if he consistantly pays you late then that would be a good reason to ask him to find a new place.

pics?

i've seen so many friendships ruined because people became roommates. maybe you should just start casually suggesting he move out?

Already started for sept 1st but i would like to see him get out before that



waaaaay before:Graucho

Never move in with friends.

best bet is to ask him to move because you need the space for your business or whatever. or play dead on the couch until he gets uncomfortable and leaves.

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get your private appartaments :winkwink:

never rent with friends :2 cents:

ROFL :1orglaugh

Rule #1 of roommates - If you aint hittin it, why you livin with it??

If he is not on the lease anywhere, He is your invited guest that can be bounced at anytime.

I have tossed guys out of rental properities when their buddies or girlfriend had them "move in" without adding them to the lease and things got funky like late rent, complaints from other tennants in the same duplex.

You get 30 minutes to clear out, then I call the police to remove them without cooperation. Amazing to watch them just pack it up and bounce 99% of the time.

Young guys ( under 25) the most problematic people to rent to, they are just a fucking disaster area. Never on time with the rent, constant complaints from neighbors and drama queens overall.

Female tennants are MUCH easier to deal with, at least they can get one of their dicks, or a few of them to pay her rent, car payments and really take care of the apartment as well.....

I had a young guy renting turn the place into a small backpackers - he would go to the next touristy town and solicit them off the buses. yay for me. I only found out from a friend of his ex girlfriends bumping into me.

Yeah tell him to get out b4 the friendship dies.

change the locks and dont look back

:glugglug