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RedShoe 06-08-2003 12:04 AM

Amp.. I Want My 12 Hours Back!
 
I just spent damn near 12 hours on the beaches today with AMP. We hit maybe 5 beaches that I can think of (may have been more)

and I kinda forgot one small detail... sunscreen on my back.

I'm fuckin' burnt BAD!

I blame AMP, and I'll probably call a lawyer to sue him.

Does anyone know where I can get a Lawyer to sue his ass?

Jon2 06-08-2003 12:05 AM

:1orglaugh

Jon

Why 06-08-2003 12:09 AM

how do you sue just the ass? how would it pay off the settlement on its own?

RedShoe 06-08-2003 12:40 AM

his ass.. his face.. I'll sue it all.

PenetratinP 06-08-2003 12:44 AM

we feel so sorry for you ......basking on the beaches of Hawaii...



mmm.......nope

:321GFY


:thumbsup ....treasure every moment....

:winkwink:

baddog 06-08-2003 01:29 AM

so, does that mean you will be changing your name from RedShoe to RedBack?

austinth 06-08-2003 01:33 AM

Shitty! I was out earlier today with some buds. Went to a place called Genoa Bay near Victoria BC. Great place, awesome food and this time, I definitely didn't forget the suncreen. I feel for ya bud!

Amputate Your Head 06-08-2003 11:39 AM

I'm pretty burnt too bud.... and fucking sore as hell....

good waves though.... good fun. Work hard, play hard. :)

RedShoe 06-08-2003 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Work hard, play hard. :)
??

For me it's "work half ass, and play hard."
Even better is "don't work at all, and play hard."

Kimmykim 06-08-2003 12:21 PM

Damn are you moving out there or is this just a loooonnng vacation

Blitz 06-08-2003 12:27 PM

I got Frost yesterday, you wana trade?:moon

RedShoe 06-08-2003 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Damn are you moving out there or is this just a loooonnng vacation
Yes. Mrs. RedShoe was born and raised here, and it is my every intention to drag her ass back to her homeland, and live the rest of our lives here. From now on, all efforts will be made to achieve that goal.

And a loooooong vacation? I've only been here 1 week. and I fly out Monday night. It seems like we've been here longer. I wish we were staying longer. As our vacation ends, it feels like we just landed. It's never long enough.

Mrs. RedShoe and I used to visit a couple of times a year, and always at least once around christmas time. But it has been 3 years since our last visit. This trip was long over due.

We plan on coming back in October. ... already, I can't wait.

Jakke PNG 06-08-2003 12:42 PM

I opened my curtains today and I saw the sun.. then it started to hurt my eyes so I closed the curtains and turned the lights off.

Techie Media 06-08-2003 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I opened my curtains today and I saw the sun.. then it started to hurt my eyes so I closed the curtains and turned the lights off.
LMAO......That sounds familiar bro:D

buzzard 06-08-2003 03:16 PM

Get some Quick Tan or sunless tanning lotion.

Works like no other on bad sunburns, don't forget to wash your hands after putting it on.
Good luck with the sun burn :-\

Amputate Your Head 06-08-2003 03:31 PM

He'll be fine. Tropical tans are notoriously short lived... as are tropical burns. By tomorrow the burn will be gone.

Ironhorse 06-08-2003 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
He'll be fine. Tropical tans are notoriously short lived... as are tropical burns. By tomorrow the burn will be gone.
Hmm..I don't know, my last Hawaii burn lasted a few days and that was just from ONE boatride without lotion. Good luck though, worth the pain in any case :thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 06-08-2003 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse


Hmm..I don't know, my last Hawaii burn lasted a few days and that was just from ONE boatride without lotion. Good luck though, worth the pain in any case :thumbsup

yep.... but compared to a burn from say, too long in a salon bed or something, which can last upwards of two weeks as a bad burn... (been there, done that... hurts like a mutherfucker for a long damn time).... I got burnt yesterday too.... it's already half brown today, and by tomorrow morning I won't have any burn left....

but then, maybe I'm more conditioned to it too. I'm never really completely white anymore... I always have at least some degree of tan/burn combo. :)

Kimmykim 06-08-2003 04:27 PM

Mrs RedShoe is from the islands? How cool!

When are you headed over in October? I was planning to trek around Asia this fall for a month or so but my doctor has pretty much put the brakes on that since he's afraid I'll bend this stupid plate in my foot...

so I'm weighing my options for the fall...

Amputate Your Head 06-08-2003 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Mrs RedShoe is from the islands? How cool!
Mrs RedShoe is the coolest.... I give her a 5 thumbs up... :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
(two thumbs, two big toes, and a.... hmmm)

Looking forward to the Luau tonight you guys.... the food at that one is fucking fantastic.

Wizzo 06-08-2003 04:33 PM

You guys should have lotioned each other up....:winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 06-08-2003 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wizzo
You guys should have lotioned each other up....:winkwink:
who said we didn't... :Graucho

RedShoe 06-08-2003 05:09 PM

I just some good news about this evening. :)

Kimmy. I'm not sure when we're coming back. The Mrs. wants to come here during her old High school's home coming game. She said that a home coming highscholl football game at her old high school was really fun, and all the locals really get into it.

She really wanted to wait for October, but early this year, I told I couldn't wait and that I was coming in May with or without her. :)

So she decided to come as well. :)

I'll find out for sure when it is, andI'm sure I'll make a big deal out of it on GFY.

Amputate Your Head 06-08-2003 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
I just some good news about this evening. :)

Kimmy. I'm not sure when we're coming back. The Mrs. wants to come here during her old High school's home coming game. She said that a home coming highscholl football game at her old high school was really fun, and all the locals really get into it.

She really wanted to wait for October, but early this year, I told I couldn't wait and that I was coming in May with or without her. :)

So she decided to come as well. :)

I'll find out for sure when it is, andI'm sure I'll make a big deal out of it on GFY.

are you drunk?

(or maybe I'm on crack...)

I'm missing something here.... isn't May over?

RedShoe 06-08-2003 05:24 PM

I came here in May Jackass!

And whoa boy are you and your girlie clan in for a surprise this evening. :)

Amputate Your Head 06-08-2003 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
I came here in May Jackass!

And whoa boy are you and your girlie clan in for a surprise this evening. :)

uh oh.... whatchu got cookin' now you bastard....

Amputate Your Head 06-08-2003 05:27 PM

lol.... girlie clan.... hehehe.... :)

RedShoe 06-09-2003 02:41 AM

my favorite was when the 90lb girl came over, and all 4 of our chicks called her a bitch. LOL :1orglaugh

Kimmykim 06-09-2003 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
my favorite was when the 90lb girl came over, and all 4 of our chicks called her a bitch. LOL :1orglaugh
do tell... you each have a Mrs and a spare?

graphicdude 06-09-2003 04:38 AM

Use Aloe vera with Vitamin E lotion...I know all too much about getting sunburnt here in Florida:thumbsup

adamneve 06-09-2003 04:39 AM

i wish i was with those problems now in Hawaii


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