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Paul Markham 06-07-2003 10:35 PM

Fucking Cocks
 
Normally I do not put up non industry related threads but I'm so pissed off have to tell someone.

We moved into a new house two months ago and it is on the edge of a small town here in Moravia CZ. Very nice house which will do us for a few years.

Only one problem is that with this beautiful hot weather we are having we are sleeping with the windows open. And every morning 5.30 to be precise I'm awakened by the cockerals from the farm down the road squawking out the start of a new day.

They seem to wander into the field next door and delight in ripping out. Eva and the baby sleep through it with out a murmour. Me I'm wide awake.

But at least we get fresh eggs. :)

Why 06-07-2003 10:38 PM

thats god flipping you the bird every morning, because he HATES pornographers.

dav555add 06-07-2003 11:51 PM

Shoot it then Coq au vin...

Brat 06-07-2003 11:53 PM

that really sucks dude :(

Gary 06-07-2003 11:53 PM

move to a 1st world country and buy an air conditioner. not sure if you've seen those before, but they are real neat. :)

Gutterboy 06-07-2003 11:53 PM

And todays award for most unintentionally homoerotic thread title goes to... charlie!

twistyneck 06-08-2003 12:52 AM

This is like people that move next door to a hog farm and then complain about the smell. You'll get used to it.

DeanCapture 06-08-2003 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Normally I do not put up non industry related threads but I'm so pissed off have to tell someone.

We moved into a new house two months ago and it is on the edge of a small town here in Moravia CZ. Very nice house which will do us for a few years.

Only one problem is that with this beautiful hot weather we are having we are sleeping with the windows open. And every morning 5.30 to be precise I'm awakened by the cockerals from the farm down the road squawking out the start of a new day.

They seem to wander into the field next door and delight in ripping out. Eva and the baby sleep through it with out a murmour. Me I'm wide awake.

But at least we get fresh eggs. :)

Time to pull out the .22 caliber rifles man :1orglaugh

KRL 06-08-2003 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Normally I do not put up non industry related threads but I'm so pissed off have to tell someone.

We moved into a new house two months ago and it is on the edge of a small town here in Moravia CZ. Very nice house which will do us for a few years.

Only one problem is that with this beautiful hot weather we are having we are sleeping with the windows open. And every morning 5.30 to be precise I'm awakened by the cockerals from the farm down the road squawking out the start of a new day.

They seem to wander into the field next door and delight in ripping out. Eva and the baby sleep through it with out a murmour. Me I'm wide awake.

But at least we get fresh eggs. :)

A old friend of mine's mother in California raised roosters and all the neighbors used to go bonkers when the sun came up. She started to find BB pellets in their cages so I guess the neighbors figured that was the only way to shut 'em up.

lil2rich4u2 06-08-2003 01:11 AM

damn that sucks

austinth 06-08-2003 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Why
thats god flipping you the bird every morning, because he HATES pornographers.
true

Paul Markham 06-08-2003 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
move to a 1st world country and buy an air conditioner. not sure if you've seen those before, but they are real neat. :)
Why?

I earn 1st world money. The air conditioner idea might work though. :thumbsup

The Coq au Van idea won't work, cocks do not taste good. :1orglaugh

Dj Furious 06-08-2003 01:34 AM

charly, get a large bb gun with a massive scope..
that way you will look forward to hearing them squak and shit

eroswebmaster 06-08-2003 01:58 AM

No what sucks is when your Mexican neighbor's roosters do that in the morning and you live in Las Fucking Vegas, not Tijuana.

Cool thing tho', they had some poultry disease going around back in October so the Gov came and took them all away :D

Lee 06-08-2003 02:51 AM

This may be stating the bloody obvious but have you tried earplugs?

Cheaper than a gun and less likely to offend any mad Czech farmers.

Ironhorse 06-08-2003 03:06 AM

Haha, a friend of mine in Hawaii lived right next door to a rooster farm. There must've been hundreds of roosters only 20 feet away from his porch. Imagine the racket 24/7

graphicdude 06-08-2003 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
move to a 1st world country and buy an air conditioner. not sure if you've seen those before, but they are real neat. :)
:1orglaugh That was a good one:1orglaugh

jimmyf 06-08-2003 04:38 AM

charly, don't complain you got a FREE alarm clock with the new house.:) Post a Pic of your new Alarm Clock.:thumbsup

gothweb 06-08-2003 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf
charly, don't complain you got a FREE alarm clock with the new house.:) Post a Pic of your new Alarm Clock.:thumbsup
Or, in other words: "Show us your cock."

Serge_Oprano 06-08-2003 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly


The Coq au Van idea won't work, cocks do not taste good. :1orglaugh

you are eating the wrong cocks...

http://sexia.com/gallery/fun/man.jpg

jimmyf 06-08-2003 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb


Or, in other words: "Show us your cock."

:1orglaugh :helpme

Krome 06-08-2003 08:52 AM

I actually like that stuff. I am pissed off I dont have enough room to have chickens and ducks. I have spent the day working on my food garden so that I do not have to be dependent on supermarkets.


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