If women had penises
 

Top ten things WOMEN would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America

9. Learn to stare with that 'I'm undressing you' look.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

And, the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a penis...

1. Get a blow job

If I woke up one morning with a penis, the first thing I would do is have a sex change operation!

You've never woke up with a penis?