if you had a slut for a day?
 

what would you do to her? i would have her mouth glued to my cock.:Graucho

she should cook for me

I don´t like sluts !

why? .. they're easy girls. for fucking and sucking.. but i'm afraid of aids. so i use 3 condoms :)

you don't have to like 'em .. just fuck 'em

whats a brotha to do?

... I prefer the challenge, therefore I don´t date easy girls.

I would definately let her polish my shoes, too. :thumbsup

So hook a brotha up lagwagon :thumbsup

oops gave away my alterego

You don't need a slut for that..you need a girlfriend or wife that loves the pleasures of giving oral satisfaction to a man.

Take my wife, for example...PLEASE!!!

What you need to do is find a good woman who loves to cook for you. Take my wife, for example...PLEASE!!!!

Indeed...take my wife for.... oh, nevermind

I already have...diffrent ones all the time!

sure thing, but i am not paying for her.

You can't afford a Happy Meal? :winkwink:

Thank God...I thought an offer would come in where I had to pay OUT

:1orglaugh

Always need someone to clean my toilet and bathroom....

What makes a woman a slut?

That she sleeps around?

Come on this is 2003 not 1903.

That she sleeps around but turned you down? :1orglaugh

I can't remember ever sleeping with a slut or being turned down by one and I've probably met more "liberated" woman than most on this board.

So please tell me what exactly makes a woman a slut?

What do you mean IF??? :uhoh

You're my hero. Mr. Meet-A-Liberated-Woman.

Been poaching in iraq lately...?

It's actually worse if you use more than 1 condom at a time, because when you insert your loaf of meat into her sewer hole, the friction generated will have a greater effect of tearing the condom apart.

if I had a slut for a day?

It would keep the doctor away.........:Graucho

but that make my dick thick as a monster cock :1orglaugh

i believe it is called godzilla dick syndrome. but i could be mistaken.

I'd have her iron my socks and underwear.

I'd watch my boyfriend fuck her in the ass!:Graucho

my bad, was this for guys only?

i'd pimp her out and make some cash..then talk her into staying another day:1orglaugh