My girlfriend is a dead fuck!!!
 

She is so lifeless, it's like fucking a dead girl...

http://www.realdoll.com/images/j008.jpg

i'd fuck it

Christ, I would've thought that was a real person if the URL wasn't there.

quit playing with dolls for fucks sake:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Eerie kinda, but what a job. Imagine once they put some AI in there..hmm the possibilities..

beavis we got the same taste.. That's the one I like too..

Nice piece of plastic beavis!!
But your girlfriend is a lame fuck to!!!

is there like a knob that you can use to adjust pussy tightness?

Yeah, just twist her nipple's to the right to tighten and to the left to loosen...:thumbsup

http://www.realdoll.com/images/j008.jpg

I met her on the net...www.realdoll.com :1orglaugh

That body Is awesome Im not p[artial to the hair and face but the body is the best ive seen (for a doll) Im gonna find me a girl that looks like that!!

Can you also order them with clit piercing? :Graucho

i wonder if you could tittie fuck it?

Reguested features for my real doll:

1. Tittie fuckable tits.
2. Adjustable pussy tightness.
3. Beer holder.
4. Toilet paper dispenser for overspills.
5. MP3 player.
6. Eyes closed, that no blinking shit is freaky.

HaHaHahahA
Silicone Repair Kit
This repair kit contains everything you will need to fix any small tears that may have occured on your doll: Two 4 oz tubes of our patented high strength silicone adhesive, One kit of two part skin colored silicone for cosmetic repairs, mixing cups, and sticks for stirring and application. Please specify skin tone when ordering.

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

better keep your repair kit and lube seperate. it might be embarassing rolling into the ER with a real doll glued to your shaft

and you prolly couldn't drive there yourself, and public transportation is definitely not an option

Here, we just got back from the movies and I am about to get some.:thumbsup

http://www.realdoll.com/images/j001.jpg

yeah right! i'm sure not one person has ever bothered putting the clothes back on their real doll!

i'd fuck it, and kick that shit to tha curb!

then time for sleepy :sleep

ohh my god i could only Imagine ..lol that would be some crazy shit.. Sounds Like a Jackass trick.

just out of curiousity, how is the pussy? Does it feel real?

i'd hit it

Ok who wants to buy me body style 7 head style 7 ???

does she do anal?

Im shocked that they're not making this shit in China yet...like many other items formerly manufactured in the US.
:1orglaugh

Pretty soon you start seeing these in Walmart :thumbsup

yeah! they have shemales! now i'm sold <br>

<img src="http://www.realdoll.com/images/shemale003.jpg">

I bought a doll once and took it back to the shop the next day =
What's wrong?" asked the shopkeeper.
I can't fuck this - It's got a dick!
He smiled, and leaned forward, then said:
"It's inside out you stupid hahahaha!"

Wow! Now that there is some CRAZY SHIT!
Is this for real?

What can it do? Does anyone know?

Greeat party conversation!

oh here it is ..lol
not a bad price to have all this only one fee ..lol
and cant talk back!
$6,000 doll
$50.00 repair kit
$3,000 articulated hand
$1,500 Interactive sensory responce system
$450 shipping
$ 9,650.00 total
hahaha

i think this is the best face of all of em...

http://realdoll.com/images/st15.jpg

she get's my vote ;)

:thumbsup :thumbsup

I remember that one -
Gave her a love bite.
Then she farted and went down on me.

Dude who can manufacture this in China and sell these for less than $200 in the US will BECOME A MILLIONAIRE QUICK. I guarantee it!

200 Bucks?
Fuck me! You can get them for 10 Bucks in Poland!

And they are the reals ones!

Imagine shipping one of these ..what does it come in a coffin.. or maybe they put the boody in fetal position to save space.
or what if it got opened and someone seen a body inside..

http://realdoll.com/images/bluegirl1.jpg
Now Sci Fi fans can fuck the alien girl of their choosing LOL:1orglaugh

Hmmm.... if you had a bunch of these and rented time with them would that be prostitution?

How cute, she even has her belly-button pierced :) Does she do girl-girl? :1orglaugh

ohh so if a girl has her belly button peirced it means sh emight do girl- girl?

Yes, that's the secret sign...

guess Ill be looking for those peircings..lol

Brittney has a pierced belly-button... mmmm....

LOL

Will they make me a Jolene Blalock T'Pol doll? I'd buy that !:thumbsup

[QUOTE]Originally posted by beavis
[B]She is so lifeless, it's like fucking a dead girl...

I agree with ya 100 percent on that!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by graphicdude
[B]http://realdoll.com/images/bluegirl1.jpg
Now Sci Fi fans can fuck the alien girl of their choosing LOL:1orglaug

Wow, never seen that one before..

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Toker
[B]Ever fucked a dead girl?

No, but I have always wanted to...just kidding..LOL

Was going to suggest a Real Doll but you beat me to it! Hey is she a real blonde....... :1orglaugh

whether she is a doll or a deadfuck i would give her the fuck of her life

What kind of moisterizer does she use?

i'd hit it.