I'm not mad at Lensman -- I just think Playboy gave him a shitty deal...
 

This is to Playboy:

Dear Playboy. Time to play along with the internet. You can see that your fate is locked away and the casket is now ready for the black limo -- go out in style guys. Heffner would have wanted it that way -- a nice classy goodbye from the old guard and a toast to the new regime.

Hand over the full-sized pics bitches -- or else. This is your last warning. Our private webmaster network is ready to drop the whole program if we don't get full-sized pics -- and more Playmates will show up on Kazaa... It should never have come to this point -- but you stab us in the back holding our dick limp. Why do we even care about Playboy? It's a tradition. You don't fuck with tradition -- so why are you selling out on tradition?

Playboy got boring in 6th grade.

I just have to say that this would be fucking cool...
Knowing that Playboy will go outa business cause someone thought it would be fun... LOL

If the internet ceased to exist today, Playboy would be alive and kicking. Can you say the same?

6th graders are horny. U must be wacking off to lolitas LOL...

Of course man -- programmers are my friends. Nuff said.

What grade are you in Fly? Do you really need to get attention this bad? What kind of a lunatic threatens Playboy? Face it, you're nobody. Get a life buddy.

It's not a matter of grade as much as its a matter of perspective.

The playboy brand was "licensed" in a sense. That license has restrictions.

I do admire Fly for calling out Hugh Fucking Heffner though.

Comming August 9, 2002

Specious reasoning, to say the least. If you didn't have a keyboard, you would have never made this post.

The Internet isn't going anywhere. Playboy photogs had better get a hold of some Canon EOS 1Ds if they want to make this work. :2 cents:

pretty soon the playmates are gonna start looking like aliens anyhow.

Project-Shadow... dude I love your little animation. It's just hilarious! I keep watching it loop, thinking "what the fuck is she yelling?" LOLOL Reminds me of college, oh W.S.U.... I miss you so...

Cheers!

Playboy now is a joke. When Heff dies it will prolly get sold to some company which will turn it into a true hardcore empire. Thats what I would do. No sense in letting it just die as it has been for some time now.

everytime I see his sig.. I keep thinking someone needs to put something in that chicks mouth so she will stop yelling :Graucho

lol.

Too much sun pete.

Come to Portland.
Its less sun.

I am Heff's illigitamate son... He doesn't know it yet... but I am about to inherit the entire playboy fortune. :2 cents:

Do they actually expect their shit will sell online up against every niche imaginable, hardcore, plus every amateur slut with a PC?

Good to see them going out of their way to make promoting their program and maybe actually becoming profitable as difficult as possible.

i have to agree :(

and you thought your luck wouldnt turn around :)

I have to agree with TheFly, I bought a membership to test out the site before I promote it and the pics are minuscule, especially if you try to do a slide show. I can live with just softcore cuz that's what playboy is all about, but for God's sake's can you please provide us with some larger pics! Thank you.

"But they're mine!" That's what she's yelling :winkwink:

Minuscule? You obviously didnt look around very well. The pics are offered in 2 sizes. medium (ave. 300x700) and large (ave. 800x1800) in addition there is the "cyber zoom" feature which allows you to zoom in close enough to see the pores on the girls skin. *note - click the medium sized pictures to get much larger one's.

Rich,
I'm strictly speaking of the Slide Show for the playmates section. The pics really are tiny. And I love slide shows so that was a bit of a dissapointment. Besides that the site is A plus.

I"ll try downloading the cyberzoom thing to check it out. Thanks for pointing that out, new stuff like that is always great to point out to prospective signups:)