Money

It can buy a House..............But not a Home

It can buy a Bed...................But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock................But not Time

It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge

It can buy you a Position.....But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health

It can buy you Blood.............But not Life

It can buy you Sex.................But not Love

So you see money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away

Your pain and suffering..............
So send me all your money..........And I will suffer for you.
CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!