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Another word for PENIS?
This is funny it goes along with the boob post we had the other day
only the A's Ace in the hole Acorn Andy Action Jackson Adam Halfpint Admiral Winky African black snake Afro man AIDS baster AIDS grenade, The Alabama blacksnake Albino cave dweller All-day sucker Anaconda Anal impaler Anal intruder Anal Spear Ankle spanker Apple-headed monster Ass blaster Ass pirate Ass wedge Astralgod Auger-headed gut wrench |
B's
Ba-donk-a-donk Baby maker Baby's arm holding an apple Baby's arm in a boxing glove Bacon bazooker Bacon rod Badboy Bagpipe Bald Avenger, The Bald butler Bald-headed beauty Bald-headed giggle stick Bald-headed hermit Bald-headed Jesus Bald-headed yogurt slinger Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser Ball buddy Baloney pony Banana Bat and balls Battering ram Bayonet Bavarian Beefstick Beard splitter Bearded burglar Beastus maximus Beaver buster Beaver Cleaver Bed snake Beef baton Beef bayonet Beef belt buckle Beef bugle Beef bus Beef missile Beef soldier Beef stick Beefy McManstick Bell rope Belly stick Best leg of three (Big) Beanpole Big Dick & the twins Big Dickus Big Jake the ene-eyed snake Big Jim and the Twins Big Johnson Big Lebowski Big number one Big Mac Big red Big rod Big Uncle Biggus Dickus Bilbo Baggins Bishop, The Bishop with his nice red hat Bitch blaster Bitch stick Bits and pieces Blind butler Blind snake Blood blunt Blood slug Blood sword Blow pop Blowtorch Blue steel Blue-veined jackhammer Blue-veined junket pumper Blue-veined piccolo Blue-veined puss chucker Blue-veiner Blunt Bob Bob Dole Bob Johnson Bobo Bone Bone phone Bone rollercoaster Boneless beef Boneless fish Boner Boney cannelloni Bone-her Bop gun Bottle rocket Bow-legged swamp donkey Box buster Boybrush Bradford and the pair Bratwurst Breakfast burrito Breakfast wood Broom Brutus Bubba Bulbulous big-knob Bumtickler Bush beater Bush rusher Bushwhacker Buster Hymen Buster McThunderstick Butt blaster Butt pirate Butter churn Butterknife |
chocolate runway pilot
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Dong
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Dork
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dummy
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Dilldozer
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shmok
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C's
Candy cane Canelo Caped crusader Captain Bilbo Captain Crook Captain Hook Captain Howdy Captain Kirk Captain Winky Carnal stump Cattle prod Cave hunter Cax Cervix crusader Cervix pounder Chancellor, The Chap Charlie Russell the one-eyed muscle Cheese staff Cherry picker Cherry poppin' daddy Cherry splitter Chi Zi Wang Chick sticker Chicksicle Chief of staff Chimbo Chimney cleaner Choo-choo Choad (chode) Chorizo Chowder dumper Chubby Chubby conquistador, The Chum Chunk 'o' love Chunder thunder Cigar Circus boy Clam digger Clam hammer Clam sticker Clit tickler Clown, The Cob Cock Cock goblin Cocktus Cockus erectus Codger Colon cowboy Colon crusader Colossus Coral branch Corndog Cornholer Cornstalk Cornstalk cowboy Crack hunter Crack smacker Cramstick Crank Crank shaft Cream-filled meat stick Cream bandit Cream cannon Creamsicle Creamstick Cream spritzer Crimson chitterling Crimson Darth Vader Crippler Crotch cobra Crotch cowboy Crotch rocket Crotch vomiter Crushin' Russian, The Cum pump Cummingtonite Cunny-catcher hahahaha caper, The hahahaha companion hahahaha pumper hahahaha rifle hahahaha scrubber Cupid's arrow Curious George Custard cannon Custard pump Cyclops |
D's
Daddy Long-stroke Danger the one-eyed ranger Danglin' fury Danglin' wang Dangling participle Dart of love Darth Vader Davy Crockett Deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love Demeanor, The Diamond cutter Dick Dickimus Maximus Dickory dock Dickory-smoked coal sausage Digit Diller Dilly-ho-ho Ding-a-ling Ding-dong Dingaroo Dingle Dingle dangle Dingledong Dinglehopper Dingus Dingy Dinky Dipstick Dirk Diggler Divining rod Dobber Docking tube Dog knot Dolphin Dong Dong-bong Dong-stick Dongle Donker Donkey Kong Doo-dad Doo-dar Doodle Doodle dandy Dooker Doo-hickey Doppelganger Dork Doughnut holder Dribbling dart of love Dribbling dragon Dr. Cyclops Dr. Feelgood Dr. Wang Duke, The Dumb stick Dungula bone |
pecker
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E's
Early riser, The Earthworm Jim Easy rider Egg roll Eight inches of blunt fury Eight inches of throbbing pink Jesus Equipment El Capitan El Presidente Elastic plastic Elephant trunk Elmer the glue shooter Elvis Engine cranker Everlasting gob-dropper Every-other-time Excalibur Excreting eel Executive staff member |
Excreting Eel :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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F's
Family jewels Fandangle Fandangled mandangler Fat Albert Fat finger Fat Johnson Fetus feeler Fiddle bow Fiddle stick Fire breathing dragon Fire hose Fire rod Fireman Ed Firm worm Fish hook Fishing rod Fishing tackle Flapdoodle Fleshbone Flesh bat Flesh enema Flesh flute Flesh hoagie Flesh injection Flesh maggot Flesh pistol Flesh rocket Flesh tornado Flesh trumpet Flesh twinkie Fleshy Winnebago, The Flip-flap Fluid spitter Foaming beef probe Foo-foo Foofer (Foof) Fool sticker Footlong Fondo worm Frank 'n' beans Frankfurter Freddy firehose Freddy fish monger Free Willy Frigamajig Frightful Hog, The Fuck flute Fuck puppet Fuckpole Fuckstick Fudgebar Fudgepacker Full meal Fun gun Fun truncheon Fury, The Fuzzbuster |
G's
Gadget Gag mallet Gap stopper Gash mallet Gear shift General, The German soldier, The Gherkin Giant-sized man-thing Giggle stick Gimmer stick Girthy McGirth Girthy sausage Giving tree, The Gleaming love sword Glo worm Gluestick Godzilla Goo pipe Goose's neck Governor Grabthar's hammer Grandpa's knee Granite edifice Gravy maker Great pyramid, The Grinding tool Grissel stick Gummi worm Gushin' Prussian, The Gut buster, The Gut stick Gut tappa, The Gut wrench Guy, My |
H's
Hair splitter Hairy acorn Hairy Houdini Hairy pencil Hairy scary and the two bald men Hairy snake Ham roll Hammer of Thor Hampton Handfucker Handgun Handwarmer Handy andy Hang-lo Hanging Chad Hanging hag Hanging Johnny Happy worm Hard-on Hardware Harry Harry & the Hendersons Harry hot dog He-ham He-man sword He who must be obeyed Heat-seeking moisture missile Helmet man Herbie Herculean lizard Hercules Herman the one-eyed German Herman von Longschlongstein Hidden treasure High pressure vein cane Him-hang His Eminence His majesty His rig Hog Hog leg Hole cork Holy poker Holy water sprinkler Homewrecker, The Honeypot cleaver Honeystick Honk the Magic Goose Hoo hoo Hooded warrior Hooty hoo Horse-necked clam Hose Hot beef injection Hot dog Hot popsicle Hot rod Harvey Hot stick Hot tamale Hugo Hum-diddler Hung Wei Lo Hunka-hunka burnin' love, The Hymen hammer |
I's
Impregnator Incredible bulk, The Bean Stalk Inflatable iron Injection erection Instant sex drive lever Internal spinal massager Intrusion protrusion Invincible man, The Iron horse Iron rod Italian stallion Itty bitty meat Ivan the Terrible Ivory shaft |
J's
Jack in the box Jackhammer Jake the one-eyed snake Javelin Jellyfish Jerkin' gherkin Jibberstick Jigger Jiggling bone Jim and the twins Jiminy Cricket Jimmy Jimmy Wriggler Jing jang Jingle bone Jive sausage Jizz syringe, The Jizz whiz Jockey stick Johnson John Thomas John Thursday Johnny Come Early Joint JoJo the circus clown Jolly green giant Jolly jellybean Joybuzzer Joyprong Joystick Julio Junior Junior burger Junk |
K's
Kaptain Kielbasa Ken cracker Kentucky horn Kentucky telescope Kibble 'n' Bitz Kick stand Kidney cracker Kidney scraper Kidney wiper Kielbasa King Dingaling King Dong King, The Kipper ripper Knee knocker Knowledge stick Knob Kojak Komodo dragon Kong Kosher pickle |
L's
Lady dagger Lance of love Lap rope Last action hero Leaky faucet Leather lollipop Lewinski lunch Lickin' stick Licorice stick Life preserver Lil buddy Lil Mr. Lincoln log Little admiral, The Little bastard Little Billy Little bishop in a turtle neck Little brother Little Colonel Little Dickie Little Dutch boy Little Elvis Little friend Little gator Little guy Little Jesus Little Juan Little man Little shepherd boy Little slugger Little Willy Live sausage Lizard Lobster Lollipop Long Dong Silver Lord Hardwick Long John Long Tom Longrod Von Hugenstein Lord James D'Armais Lord Plumber Louisville plugger Louisville slugger Love gun Love leg Love log Love lollipop Love meat Love muscle Love-n-ator, The Love pole Love pump Love sausage Love stick Love sub Love sword Love thruster Love train Love truncheon Love wand Love weasel Love whistle Love torpedo Lucky charm Lucky Chucky Lunch Lunchmeat truncheon Lung disturber Lung puncturer (Luscious) Lollipop |
M's
Magenta mushroom Magic Johnson Magic member Magic wand Main vein Major Manchowder Major woody Man-dingler Man-milk dispenser Man-sized manicotti Manchild Mangina Mangroin Manimal Man axe Man cannon Man hammer Man loaf Man log Man meat Man muscle Man pipe Man plow Man pole Man root Mandingo Manoy Man's best friend Marriage tackle Marrowbone Master blaster Master John Goodfellow Master of ceremonies Master Wang Mayonnaise cannon Mayonnaise pistol Maypole Meat Meat 'n' potatoes Meat 'n' (two) veggies Meat balloon Meat bat Meat cigar Meat enema Meat flute Meat hammer Meat missile Meat musket Meat pipe Meat pole Meat popsicle Meat puppet Meat skewer Meat speculum Meat stick Meat straw Meat tampon Meat thermometer Meat train Meat twinkie Meat whistle Meat wrench Meaty cudgel Meaty internal spine support Meaty tongue depressor Melon baster Member Menstrual miner Midas Middle leg Midnight wangler, The Mighty anaconda, The Mighty Dolan, The Mighty Joe Young Mighty monkey Mighty Thor, The Milkman Mini-me Mister Mister happy Moby Dick Mojo Molten mushroom, The Monkeymaker Monkey Monkey tamer, The Monster, The Monty's python Morning glory Morning muscle Moses Mr. Bendy Mr. Big Mr. Bigglesworth Mr. Bo Mr. Boing Boing Mr. Bojangles Mr. Bozack Mr. Clean Mr. Eel-y Mr. Friendly Mr. Giggles Mr. Good Bar Mr. Happy Mr. Jiggle Daddy Mr Johnson and the juice crew Mr. Magoo Mr. Matey Mr. Merrymaker Mr. Microphone Mr. Mojo Risin' Mr. Mouth Missle Mr. Mushroom head Mr. Pee-pee Mr. Peepers Mr. Plumpy Mr. Potato Head Mr. President Mr. Rogers Mr. Salami Mr. Sniffles Mr. Toad's wild ride Mr. Wiggles Mr. Wigglestick Mr. Wiggly Mr. Wiggly Flops Mr. Willy Mr. Winky Mr. Wobbly Muff marauder, The Muffin butterer Mule Murky Lurker, The Muscle of love Mushroom on a stick Mushroom-tipped love dart Mushroom-tipped man sword Mustn'touchit Mutton dagger Mutton javelin Mutton pole Muzzled bulldog |
N's
Nag Nail Navajo hogan, The Nebuchadnezzar Needle Nightcrawler Night stick Nimrod Nine inch knocker Nudger Nuke, The Nut cannon |
O's
O'Henry Ol' diamond cutter Ol' one-eye Old Blind Bob Old chap Old drizzly Old faithful Old fella Old man Old slimy Oliver Twist One-eyed bath tub eel One-eyed blue-vein One-eyed cave dweller One-eyed Charlie and the Stink Twins One-eyed cornhusker One-eyed cow killer One-eyed custard chucker One-eyed Fred One-eyed giant One-eyed gopher One-eyed hip snake One-eyed horny newt One-eyed Jack One-eyed milkman One-eyed moisture missle One-eyed monster One-eyed nightcrawler One-eyed snake One-eyed superhero One-eyed throbbing python of love One-eyed trouser mouse One-eyed trouser psychic One-eyed trouser snake One-eyed trouser trout One-eyed Willy One-eyed wonder weasel One-eyed wonder worm One-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout One-eyed yogurt thrower One-holed bologna phone One-holed friction whistle One-string bass Optimus prime Organ Other head, The Otis Deepthroatis Our one-eyed brother Ovarian pool stick Oyster probe |
P's
Package Pajama python Palm pilot Panda express Pants snake Papa's poker Passion pistol Passion pump Peacemaker Peanut Pearl diver Pearl pole Pebbles and Bam Bam Pecker Pedro Pee pee Pee-Wee Peener Peenie Pelvic punisher Pelvis thumb Pencil Pendulum Peni Penial Pennis the Menace Pepe Peppito Percy Perpendicular pickle, The Pete(r) Peter the Great Petit Jesu Phallus Piccolo Pickle Pied piper Piece Piece of pork Pig in a blanket Pigskin bus Pigsticker Pikestaff Piledriver Pillipacker Pimp cane Pimpin' stick Pink cigar Pink Floyd Pink oboe, The Pink seeking missile Pink steel Pink torpedo Pinkle Pinnochio Pipe cleaner Piss pump Piss handle Piss whistle Pisser Piston rod Placenta poker Pleasure missile Pleasure pickle Pleasure piston Plonker Pocket pool stick Pocket rocket Polish kielbasa Polished pine Plum-tree shaker Pocket otter Pocket perch Pocket rocket Poka-her-hontas Pogo-stick Pointer Pole Polvo Polyphemus Pompadoodle Poon farmer Poon prod Poon wrecker Poontanger Poozle weasel (woozle) Pope John Pole III Popeye Porcelain plumber, The Porridge gun Pork knife Pork sword Pork truncheon Porkeroon Porksicle Porn prong Porridge pump Power rod Powerprawn, The Premeditator, The Presidential podium Prick Prickolo Pride and joy Primus pilus Prince Charming Prince Everhard of the Netherlands Private parts Probe Prong Protein spicket Protein torpedo Pube kabob Pubic bong Pud Pudding cannon Puff the Magic Dragon Pulsating python of love Pulsating throat clogger Pulsating woodwind Pump-action yogurt rifle Pump handle Pumping pole of penile power Pup Tent Puppet Jack Purple avenger Purple bulb Purple-headed bed snake Purple-headed belly ripper Purple-headed burrow beast Purple-headed cum shooter Purple-headed custard chucker Purple-headed love truncheon Purple-headed meat scepter Purple-headed pirate Purple-headed punisher Purple-headed warrior Purple-headed womb broom Purple-headed womb ferret Purple-headed yogurt slinger Purple-helmeted snot Nazi Purple-helmeted soldier of love Purple-helmeted Nazi of love Purple-helmeted warrior Purple muffin Purple mushroom Purple piledriver Purple pork chop Purple pulsating pillar of power Purple turkey baster Pussy duster, The Pussy piston Pussy plumber Pussy plunger Pussy poker Pussy pounder Pussy stretcher Pud Putz |
Q's
Quarter master Quarter pounder with cheese Quick shot Sam Quim-tickler Quivering member |
R's
Rainbow roll Ralph the fur faced chicken Ramburglar, The Ramrod Ranger Real deal, The Reaming Tower of Penis Red ender Red helmeted love warrior Red hot poker Red rocket Rhubarb Richard and the twins Richard Cranium Richard Head Rick Hard Ring stinger Rising cedar Rocket to Uranus Rod Rod hard ride Rod of lordly might Rodney Stickshift Rodzilla Roger Rogering Ramjet Rolling pin Roman soldier Root Root of all evil Rosey red reproductive rod Roto-rooter Round steak Ruby-headed love dart Ruddy sausage Rump wrangler Rumpleforeskin Russell the love muscle Russell the one eyed (wonder) muscle Russian spurtnik |
S's
Salami Salami grande Salty dog Saucer-headed swamp rhing Sausage roll Scabby mayonnaise revolver Scepter Schlock Schlong Schlongmaster 2000 Schnickel Schnitzel Schvance/schvantz Schvontz/schwantz Schwartz Scooby snack Schlort Schmeckle Schmuck Seed shooter Seņor Happy Sergeant Stiffy Serpent Serpentine Sex pistol Shaft Shaft of Cupid Sheep shank Sheep shifter Shift stick Shiny banana Shithook Shitstick Short arm Shrimp boat Shunter's pole Silk shocker Silly Willy's stick of mayhem Single-bore mayonnaise pistol Sir Martin Wagstaff Sir Spanks A Lot Six shooter Skin boat Skin bus Skin diver Skin flute Skivvies lizard Skippy Sleeping Beauty Slick Dilly Slim Jim Slim reaper, The Slippery love dolphin Slit-eyed demon Slong Sludge pump Slut stick Snappy beefstick Snot Nazi Snot rocket Snot sausage Soldier Solicitor General, The Soul pole Soupcan Sour cream rifle, The Snake Snapper slapper Snozwanger Spackle hammer Spam dagger Spam javelin Spanky Spelunker Spelunking sausage Sperm burper Sperm spitter Spermin' Herman Sperminator Spigot Spikebit Spitting python Spitting snake Split-ass mechanic Split-headed bishop Splooge moose Spongey-headed warrior Spoo shooter Sprout Spunk blaster Spunk spitter Spunk stick Spunk trunk Spunker Spurt Reynolds Squinty blowpop, The Squirmin' Herman the one-eyed German Staff Staff of life Stainmaker Stallion Standing hampton Stanley Stanley the powertool Stick 'o' salami Stick Stick shift Sticky shooter Stiff one-eye Stiff sausage Stiffy Stink hammer Stomach wrench Strawberry snake, The Stretch Johnson Stretchy and the twins Strumpet thumper Stubby Sugar stick Superschlong of love Super soaker Suspect, The Sweet meat Swelling mushroom Swingin' death Swingin' Dick Nixon Swingin' sirloin Swizzle stick Swollen blood bomber |
T's
Taco warmer Tadger Tallywhacker Tankslapper Tapioca sprinkler, The Tassle Teeter Tennessee throatwarmer Tent peg Tent pole Texas trout banger Thadge navigator Thingamabob Thing(y) Third arm of justice Third leg Thomas Thor's hammer Three inch punisher, The Three's company Thrill drill Throat choker Throat spackler Throbbing blood sword Throbbing horsecock Throbbing purple pneumatic drill of love Throbbing purple spear of destiny Throbbing python of love Thumper Thunderstick Tickle tail Tickle Toby Tiddlywinker Tingler Tinkie Winkie Tiny Elvis Tiny Tim Titmouse Tobias the cheeky monkey Tockley Todger Tom Jones Tom Slick Tonka Tonsil tickler Tonsil toothbrush Tool Tool of the Patriarchy Torch of Cupid Totem pole Tower of power Toys for twats Tree of life Trembling torpedo Trombone Troublemaker Trouser flute Trouser hawg Trouser mouse Trouser snake Trouser tortoise Trouser trombone Trouser trout Trout baster Trout tickler Tuba Tube steak Tummy banana Tummy buster Tuna baster Tuna fisher, The Tunnel tickler Turd burglar Turgid member Turkey neck Turtle Twat expander Twat torquer Twat torpedo Twat washer Tweeder Twelve inch train of pain Twig Twig 'n' berries Twig n' giggle berries Twinkie Twizzler of Love, The Two-legged sword Two pebbles and a twig Two pounds of swinging meat |
U's
Ugly brother Ugly stick Uncle Chunk Uncle Dick Uncle Reamus Uncle Richard Uncle Spunk Uncle Throbby Uncle Wiggly Unemployed, The Unit Upright citizen Upright organ Upright uncle Uterus unicor |
V's
Vagina miner Vaginal dilator Vaginal explorer Vein-laden meat pipe Vein-laden meat stick Veinous Maximus Veiny bangstick Verga Vertical dangler Verve pipe Viagra baby Vicious dink Virile member Vlad the Impaler Vomit rod Vomiting dummy |
W's
Wacker Waldo Walloper Wally Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener Wand of light Wang Wanker Wanker spanker War hammer, The Water spout Wazoo Weapon of mass destruction Wedding finger Wedding tackle Wedding wrecker, The Wedge bone Ween Weenie Wee wee Wee Willy Winky Wee wonder stick Wenis Whamadoodle Whammy bar Whanger Whisker slitter Whistle Whistle stick Wick Who who Whopper Whore hammer Whore monger Whore pipe Whore thermometer Wicked scepter Widget Wiener Wife and kids, The Wife's best friend Wife's worst enemy Wigga wagga Wiggedy wang Wiggity wang Wiggle stick Wiggling worm Wilbert Wilbur Willard Willy Willy the one-eyed wonder worm Willy Wonka Wing-wang Winkster, The Winky Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret Wizard's staff Wobbly warhead Womb broom Womb hammer Womb raider Womb scud Womb warrior Wonder down under, The Wonder weiner Wonder wick Wonder worm Wong Wonga Wood Woodle Woody Wookie Worm in a roll-neck pullover Wormy McJuicemaker Wriggling pole Wrinklebeast |
X , Y , Z
X Xcaliber XTC Stick :: top Y Yam Yang Yard O' Beef Yin(g) yang Yogurt hose Yogurt shooter Yogurt slinger Yul Yum-yum Yummy hummer :: top Z Zamboner Zamboni baloney Zapper wrench Zipper ripper, The Zipper trout Zipper wookie Zizi Zoobbrick Zorker :: top |
WASNT THAT JUST ANNOYING??
Im suprised no one told me to shut the hell up... anyway some are goos some are bad I just wanted to share those with you : ) |
rooster, a watergun for girls
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