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KC 06-03-2003 09:02 PM

Martha Stewart Sent to the Bighouse??
 
Will Martha Stewart do jailtime as a result of her insider trading?

(Keep in mind, she was a stock broker as a previous career...)

Spunky 06-03-2003 09:06 PM

No, she will get a huge fine and a slap on the wrist like all the celebrities

FlyingIguana 06-03-2003 09:07 PM

what happened to all the other insider trades done on that same day? they shouldn't just single out martha stewart.

KC 06-03-2003 09:08 PM

I think she's going to the can.

I hope they treat her like any other white collar criminal that get caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

dav555add 06-03-2003 09:09 PM

Go Martha, Go !!!
She's a tough SOB, but if you want to succeed in business you gotta have "I'll fuck you up" attitude, otherwise you're dog meat.
If she was a man, they would not even talk about it..

Mutt 06-03-2003 09:10 PM

put her in a maximum security prison, but give her a video camera so she can still do her show. It would be fascinating television. I also want to see how she decorates her cell and what she can do with prison food.

XYCash 06-03-2003 09:11 PM

Martha's a stud - the chicks in prison will love her :zzwhip

KC 06-03-2003 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XYCash
Martha's a stud - the chicks in prison will love her :zzwhip
The chicks in prison are going to be her bitches in a few months.

foolio 06-03-2003 09:24 PM

they will tell her if she fucks she can go free

4Pics 06-03-2003 10:52 PM

She won't goto prison but she should.

quiet 06-03-2003 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
I also want to see how she decorates her cell and what she can do with prison food.
:1orglaugh

Mr.Fiction 06-03-2003 10:54 PM

Ken Lay is ten times the criminal, but he's friends with Bush so he walks. Martha's a Democrat so they are going to try to nail her.

Politics as usual. :)

foolio 06-03-2003 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
Ken Lay is ten times the criminal, but he's friends with Bush so he walks. Martha's a Democrat so they are going to try to nail her.

Politics as usual. :)

very true

Smegma 06-04-2003 01:27 AM

I can see it now.....

"Live From Danbury Minimum Security Prison.. Martha Stewart presents - Dressing up a 5 by 7 cell with smuggled linens"

KRL 06-04-2003 01:35 AM

Over 2 Million Americans in jail. This country is getting way too jail happy. How the fuck can we keep affording this bullshit is what I want to know.

That's 6 million meals a day we get to pick up the tab on.

Wall St. is so corrupt its pathetic. Marthat Stewart as a criminal is a total joke compared to all the real hucksters that cost us trillions of dollars.

sacX 06-04-2003 01:48 AM

they're gonna make a very public example out of her....

FlyingIguana 06-04-2003 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Over 2 Million Americans in jail. This country is getting way too jail happy. How the fuck can we keep affording this bullshit is what I want to know.

That's 6 million meals a day we get to pick up the tab on.

Wall St. is so corrupt its pathetic. Marthat Stewart as a criminal is a total joke compared to all the real hucksters that cost us trillions of dollars.

you said it. plus she wasn't even the only person trading on that info, yet she's the only one taking the heat.

XYCash 06-04-2003 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL

Wall St. is so corrupt its pathetic. Marthat Stewart as a criminal is a total joke compared to all the real hucksters that cost us trillions of dollars.

No kidding, where are the prosecutions of Ken Lay from Enron?

"Former Enron CEO Ken Lay has been clearly devastated by the collapse of the Enron company. Lay (seen Left) was finding it hard to choke back the tears. Luckily last year's take home pay of $150,000,000 dollars has helped cushion that terrible blow. Of course that did include bonuses and stock options etc but still, it'll go a little way to helping him overcome his evident grief at both the demise of his company and hardship of his work force who on average will recieve $13,000 redundancy pay. The directors of Enron between them divided $744,000,000 just before the collapse of the company. It may not be much but it'll help them come to terms with being out of work"

http://www.bullshitnews.co.uk/Archive/Enron.html

Herb Kornfield 06-04-2003 06:26 AM

Martha will come back stronger than ever....Dont think she is out of the game at all.

Power to the sista!.....

PR_Phil 06-04-2003 06:47 AM

http://err.nichewealth.com/images/martha1.jpg

Bex 06-04-2003 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NWPhil
http://err.nichewealth.com/images/martha1.jpg
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Next she will teach the proper way to "toss a salad".

PR_Phil 06-04-2003 07:11 AM

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Originally posted by Bex


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Next she will teach the proper way to "toss a salad".

mmm, tasty prison bitch ass!:Graucho

HighRez 06-04-2003 07:43 AM

she should definitely be shawshanked...

one way, and then the other. :winkwink:

LeeNoga 06-04-2003 07:49 AM

She will be charged with something, but will get off light.

I much rather her hit in the wallet than do 30 days in prison and be thriving financially.....her associations which are her bucks will distance themself, and her income gonna tank down.

XYCash 06-04-2003 08:52 AM

A grand jury just indicted her:

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/busin...rt_030604.html

-=HOAX=- 06-04-2003 10:55 AM

FRY HER!

Fletch XXX 06-04-2003 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NWPhil
http://err.nichewealth.com/images/martha1.jpg
:1orglaugh

Mutt 06-04-2003 11:00 AM

i don't watch SNL anymore, have they done any skits about Martha Stewart's problems this year?

cuz just thinking about it, i get a vision of her sitting at the defense table like O.J. did. O.J. pretended he was taking notes on that yellow legal pad Shapiro gave him. I envision Martha Stewart's liver spotted hands busily making origami paper sculptures out of her yellow legal pad.

theking 06-04-2003 11:09 AM

To illegally save a couple hundred thousand has cost her 400 million in losses...and counting. Greed is an ugly thing.

Spunky 06-04-2003 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by theking
To illegally save a couple hundred thousand has cost her 400 million in losses...and counting. Greed is an ugly thing.
Agreed..WTF was she thinking?..for a measly 227 k she lost millions and her reputation will be the hardest to get back.Dam stupid slot


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